God fails to save idiot in lion enclosure

Post by **snarl** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:49 am

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/06/11/rzsl_week_4/

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:02 am

Ahhh nature. Thus the circle of life continues...

Sex with animals, though.... truly "WTF".

That bird drowned a bunny.

Post by **snarl** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:05 am

The pictures of that drowning are great...

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:18 am

It's better for both than eating it alive, I suppose...

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:49 pm

woah!

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:04 pm

God fails to save anyone again, shock! - unless u count ppl who have saved themselves by beliving in somthing.

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:35 pm

That bird is absolutely brilliant.

I wouldn't be surprised if other big birds in the area of its breed started doing the same, it's so easy, and logical. Just drown em' and then fish em' up.

http://www.nieuwnieuws.nl/archives/imag ... 350310.jpg

http://www.nieuwnieuws.nl/archives/imag ... 350303.jpg

EDIT: They might as well be links instead.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:19 pm

In order to offer a balance to the horrible pictures that Predabot has posted, I offer you a picture of a guinea pig in summer dress.

Photo borrowed from Jack Pine Guinea Pig rescue

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:24 pm

An official at the zoo said: "The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions."

The man got his answer when an affronted lioness grabbed him by the throat and killed him in front of horrified visitors. The official helpfully explained: "A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

I guess God doesn't exist, then. Another mystery solved.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:32 pm

Pissin' Poonani wrote:In order to offer a balance to the horrible pictures that Predabot has posted, I offer you a picture of a guinea pig in summer dress.

heheh, guinea pigs rock!

god · Post by **god** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:07 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:
An official at the zoo said: "The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions."

The man got his answer when an affronted lioness grabbed him by the throat and killed him in front of horrified visitors. The official helpfully explained: "A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."
I guess God doesn't exist, then. Another mystery solved.

nah, he's just bussy with more entertaining stuff, after 2000 years of having to hear pleads of people who can't make it on their own, it's time for a well deserved 2 million year vacation.

alpha centauri here i come!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:16 pm

god wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote:I guess God doesn't exist, then. Another mystery solved.
nah, he's just bussy with more entertaining stuff.

Like schizophrenia?

Seriously, tho. If there is a god, would he really waste his time on Mr "God'll save me, so I'll act like an idiot!", or would he rather save someone who genuinely wasn't trying to end up in the lion enclosure?

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:19 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote: I guess God doesn't exist, then. Another mystery solved.

Either that or the lion had prayed that some moron would jump into the enclosure, and his got through first.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:01 pm

saysadie wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote: I guess God doesn't exist, then. Another mystery solved.
Either that or the lion had prayed that some moron would jump into the enclosure, and his got through first.

"Hello, God? I'd like to order human, please. Oh, you deliver? Fantastic."

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:35 pm

Whew. For a moment there, I thought it was going to be another snarl YouTube link. That would have ruined my appetite for sure.