The best news story of the week

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The best news story of the week

Post by Metal Vendetta » Mon May 22, 2006 9:16 am

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/7days/st ... 99,00.html
Various fascinating legal and moral questions were thrown up, I am sure, by the case of the transsexual who sued for official paternity rights. This poor fellow has just lost his appeal court battle to be declared the official father of a child born by artificial insemination during his marriage. His ex-wife (having spent 17 years unaware that she was married to an original-born female who was having sex with her using a homemade artificial penis) is now free to invite her current husband to adopt the child.
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The mind boggles beyond its normal boggling parameters....how could you be married to someone for 17 years and not notice that their penis was a homemade fake?
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Predabot » Mon May 22, 2006 9:24 am

She didn't want to see it?

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Mon May 22, 2006 9:52 am

Surely there would be other factors that might ring bells though - the lack of facial hair, the breasts, menstruation, that smell that girls have...How could anyone fail to spot the real gender of their spouse?
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Legion » Mon May 22, 2006 10:11 am

:eek:

sorry, mind too boggled to come up with sarcy comment...

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Post by Guest » Mon May 22, 2006 7:48 pm

Gah! Smithers!

Why can't women just dress like men for the reasons they used to back in Brighton* in the '20s: To disguise the fact that they were having homosexual relationships with women who were aware they were women!

*Watched it on a programme about the Brighton Grand a few weeks back. Between the wars, this army colonel would go there with his wife, only it turned out he was a she. He, sorry, she was eventually found out, but only after getting nicked after being indicted for bankruptcy.

Most other people went there to be proven unfaithful to their spouses in order to get a quick divorce!

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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Mon May 22, 2006 8:11 pm

thats ******* bizzare.

I guess some relationships are all sex is for making babies and you sleep in seperate beds etc...
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Re: The best news story of the week

Post by Brendocon » Mon May 22, 2006 9:15 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:how could you be married to someone for 17 years and not notice that their penis was a homemade fake?
Sheltered upbringing? Never seen a real one? Assumed that it was real because she'd never seen any evidence that would cause her to think otherwise?

Which of course leads us to an even more frightening notion... she'd had a life without porn...
Grrr. Argh.

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