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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Tue May 16, 2006 4:03 pm

WOMAN'S DIARY:

Saturday 29th April 2006.

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went
shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so
thought it might be that.

The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere
quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested
we go somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and
didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I
just knew that something was wrong.


He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in, he
hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something the
matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.


After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I
put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just
gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later
he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant
and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me,
and that he had found someone else...

I cried myself to sleep.

MAN'S DIARY:

Saturday 29th April 2006.

Rooney's probably out of the World Cup, there go our chances then,
gutted!
Got a shag though.
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Post by sidestreaker » Tue May 16, 2006 7:00 pm

:lol:
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Post by Predabot » Tue May 16, 2006 8:35 pm

:wtf: :smokin: The wonders of the difference between us...

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Post by Shanti418 » Tue May 16, 2006 10:49 pm

That's funny, I got that e-mail awhile ago, but it was about a baseball team losing and someone getting laid. Oh localization, you are a funny Mistress!
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Post by Eline » Wed May 17, 2006 9:07 am

:(

It's not easy being a woman.

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Wed May 17, 2006 9:52 am

Eline wrote::(

It's not easy being a woman.
Sure it is - at least you're always right.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Best First » Wed May 17, 2006 10:15 am

and its your own perogative.
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Post by Eline » Wed May 17, 2006 11:02 am

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Eline wrote::(

It's not easy being a woman.
Sure it is - at least you're always right.

But also always stressed out.
(why didn't he call me? was it my hair? or maybe I talked too much? or too little? maybe he is too busy? or just doesn't like telephone calls? or doesn't like me? arg!)

And my boyfriend doesn't always realise that I'm always right. :)

BTW, what is a perogative? :???:

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Post by Brendocon » Wed May 17, 2006 11:08 am

Eline wrote:BTW, what is a perogative? :???:
It's like a prerogative, but typed by Betsy.

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Post by Guest » Wed May 17, 2006 12:28 pm

Brendocon wrote:
Eline wrote:BTW, what is a perogative? :???:
It's like a prerogative, but typed by Betsy.
As in "Heavens to..."?

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Post by Aaron Hong » Wed May 17, 2006 1:20 pm

Rebis wrote:
Brendocon wrote:
Eline wrote:BTW, what is a perogative? :???:
It's like a prerogative, but typed by Betsy.
As in "Heavens to..."?
No, as in Psylocke's real name that nobody remembers on account of her Psi-cups.
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Post by Guest » Wed May 17, 2006 8:31 pm

And there I was thinking someone was going to say Murgatroid, even.

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Post by saysadie » Thu May 18, 2006 7:56 am

That's funny!

It's true. It's damn true. :( [Well, sorta. But I'm pretty sure that's fairly clear. :p ]
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Post by Brendocon » Thu May 18, 2006 9:09 am

Aaron Hong wrote:
Rebis wrote:
Brendocon wrote: It's like a prerogative, but typed by Betsy.
As in "Heavens to..."?
No, as in Psylocke's real name that nobody remembers on account of her Psi-cups.
No, as in Betsy Flirts.

Remind me not to use callback humour around people with no longterm memory.
Grrr. Argh.

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Post by Guest » Thu May 18, 2006 11:18 am

Brenda Cones.

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Post by sprunkner » Thu May 18, 2006 1:18 pm

Brendocon wrote:
Eline wrote:BTW, what is a perogative? :???:
It's like a prerogative, but typed by Betsy.
Does that make it a pejorative?
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