titty central.
Loads of em are euro lasses which is always good.
A bit of variation from the orange skinned blondes of Essex and Kent is always nice, however nice the Essex and Kewnt lovlies may be.
Went down Hyde Park for lunch today. Will be going often...
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I didn't sell them drugs though.
I went back to Stoke at the weekend to catch up with some Uni chums. As a fairly loud and cheeky cockney, I was asked several times if I had first of all 'some little people' "Sorry mate, all out of Smurfs" then if I had any coke.
I then happened on the idea that I would tell the buyers that T'd "have some later, come and find me in Satchmo's".
The effect of this was that a significant amount of complete tools repeatedly returned to me throughout the night.
Funny patronising them at the time, although utterly stupid. Probably could have been quite close to getting smashed in.
I went back to Stoke at the weekend to catch up with some Uni chums. As a fairly loud and cheeky cockney, I was asked several times if I had first of all 'some little people' "Sorry mate, all out of Smurfs" then if I had any coke.
I then happened on the idea that I would tell the buyers that T'd "have some later, come and find me in Satchmo's".
The effect of this was that a significant amount of complete tools repeatedly returned to me throughout the night.
Funny patronising them at the time, although utterly stupid. Probably could have been quite close to getting smashed in.