Lawros end of Season Predictions

Post by **Best First** » Fri May 05, 2006 1:56 pm

Arsenal v Wigan

Match preview
Prediction: 3-0

Arsenal have a rude word in their name, I think they will do Wigan up it.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Aston Villa v Sunderland

Match preview
Prediction: 2-1

David O’Leary dreams of owning a florist and looks a little bit like a miserable dog. Both these qualities will serve his team well on whatever day this game is being played on.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Blackburn v Man City

Match preview
Prediction: 2-0

Blackburn’s are the worst kind of burns, but are they worse than living in a city made out of men?

Gary Linkininker probably knows, ill ask him.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Bolton v Birmingham

Match preview
Prediction: 2-1

The first appearance of a ham based team on this list.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Everton v West Brom

Match preview
Prediction: 2-0

David Moyes used to be in Slipknot but I can’t prove it as they all wear masks. His thrash rock background will do him no favours here as West Brom were recently soundproofed.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Fulham v Middlesbrough

Match preview
Prediction: 2-0

This game will be a sideshow to the fact the boro manager Steve Maclaren has been appointed Prime Minister as it has now become apparent that Tony Blair is from Sweden.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Man Utd v Charlton

Match preview
Prediction: 3-0

Men united is against the will of God, and as one of Charlton’s players is Bent I suspect that this game will be called off due to a plague of frogs. Straight frogs.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Newcastle v Chelsea

Match preview
Prediction: 1-1

For this game I have replaced the ball with a white circular rock. It will be hilarious.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Portsmouth v Liverpool

Match preview
Prediction: 2-2

No one can defeat a pool full of Liver so Pompey are screwed.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

West Ham v Tottenham

Match preview
Prediction: 0-2

A game made entirely from ham. The likely outcome is sandwiches the next day and possibly a salad for tea. Thus concludes this years Premiership.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Fri May 05, 2006 6:48 pm

Post by **snarl** » Sun May 07, 2006 10:50 pm

Lawro and Townsend totally bocked us by predicting wins, the stupid *****.