The Arsenal squirrel

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The Arsenal squirrel

Post by snarl » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:24 pm

If ever their was evidence needed that Arsenal fans are *****, one would only have to stand and observe the reception granted to that stupid piece of vermin from the deluded fans of the south London nomad tossers from the library last night.
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Post by Best First » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:35 pm

sod that, its all about us today:

Apparently the guy who owns Stau Bucharest has, as a devout Christian, been praying all weekend that they win. War? no? Famine? No. Uefa Cup? yes.

problem is we have Jimmy Floyd and Boatang both of whom are partial to a bit of god themsleves.

Be intertesing to see who shades it in the battle of self interested prayer.

Come on boro.
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:42 pm

well if hes been praying then they are bound to win.

strangely enough, and I have to admit, the only time I have ever prayed is in the England Euro of WC matchs (not that **** trip to germany mind as we didnt deserve squat under kegan the useless) - at Euro 2004 in the portugal match I prayed for an equaliser and thus it did come.
what this told me, not being religous, was that no way in hell would god listen to me, I never lick his arse, and therefore the only logical conclusion was that I must be god!

I knew that anyway of course ;)

Good Luck Boro!

Arse are total blaggards, they cant beat most prem teams but can beat the **** of Europe, hopefully Barca will beat them.
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Post by Best First » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:16 pm

i hope arse go all the way to be honet, their last 2 home legs have been great stuff. Prem club winning it two season on the bounce would be good for teh profile of the premiership as well.

cheers for the good luck, we will need it with half our defence out.

nervous as hell.
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Re: The Arsenal squirrel

Post by Metal Vendetta » Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:57 am

snarl wrote:If ever their was evidence needed that Arsenal fans are *****, one would only have to stand and observe the reception granted to that stupid piece of vermin from the deluded fans of the south London nomad tossers from the library last night.
See I was kinda watching this match in the pub and suddenly everyone started shouting "Squirrel!" at the screen. Then I got back and read this, I assumed that one f their players is called the Squirrel or something. Yesterday while watching Boro my housemate told me about a squirrel running on the pitch and suddenly it all made sense...
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by snarl » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:02 am

Rumours that it was a Voodoo affected Lee Dixon have been dispelled on the grounds that the Squirrel's haircut was half decent.
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Post by Jetfire » Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:21 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote: Arse are total blaggards, they cant beat most prem teams but can beat the **** of Europe, hopefully Barca will beat them.
Or not.

Besides it's like Liverpool last year. Poor premiership performance= European cup victory. Look at Boro.
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