The "Superstar" is on MySpace.

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:43 pm

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... ID=2608886

What can I say besides, "sic him?"

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:03 pm

Oh this is great!

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:23 pm

For real??!

Well, he's got cool decals on his car atleast. They look cool in a distance as far as I can tell.

Dead Head · Post by **Dead Head** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:31 pm

Is that fudrucker trying to be funny?

Pat 'Superstar' Lee wrote:A Learning Lesson:

1. Never give up on your dreams even when you've been kicked down to the lowest level possible.

2. Always put a little money aside in case of a rainy day.

3. True friends are people who will be there for you when you are at your lowest.

4. Whenever you fall down, use your anger in a positive light and take revenge by being successful at what you want.

5. Take pride in trying. If you don't get what you want, just laugh it off and try again.
Check out our new company website, we just launched it! Seeya!

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:37 pm

Funny, seems fittng that hes a Cancer.

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:52 pm

Mr Lee,

Just a helpful suggestion. Your art sells incredibly well now, think of how fondly it would be looked upon if you were to stop producing art. Look at Todd McFarlane. You, being such a superstar and all, may want to do more. Go the Jack Kirby route. His work is remembered, nay, revered now that he has passed away. Nobody has an ill word to speak against Jack Kirby. You don't want to wait until nature takes its course. Something could happen that removes you from the path to greatness. I say, strike while the iron is hot. Go out in true Superstar fashion. Wrap your Porsche around a tree, snort more blow than Chris Farley, do some Hari-Kari with your drawing tools. It can only serve to benefit you and those who are familiar with your work.

Too harsh?

Yaya · Post by **Yaya** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:12 pm

2. Always put a little money aside in case of a rainy day.

Put money aside? Rainy ******* day?

That little ****.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:48 pm

Correct me if I'm wrong here, guys, but if you want people to read what you've written, you don't slap a busy image behind it so they have to go to great pains to decipher the wording.

But, of course! What am I thinking? Pat knows what his fans like, right?

Hound · Post by **Hound** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:38 pm

2. Always put a little money aside in case of a rainy day.

Pat Lee should take his own advice, then he could pay the likes of Furman, Don and Mad Brick what they are owed for trying to keep his 'dream' alive.

Utter ****.

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:31 am

So does anyone here actually have a mySpace page?

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:47 am

Shanti418 wrote:So does anyone here actually have a mySpace page?

I do

KingMob · Post by **KingMob** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:40 am

Rebis wrote:Correct me if I'm wrong here, guys, but if you want people to read what you've written, you don't slap a busy image behind it so they have to go to great pains to decipher the wording.

That irritated me when I first saw this, I have to say.
Poor sense of design? Inept at communicating visually? Layout a hinderance to comfortably understanding? Wikkid-kewl pictures presented as more important than the meat of the message?

SUPERSTAR stlye is teh awesome!1!

#4 sounds like the Emperor's darkside lingo turned into a line from a managment craptalk book.

I misread #5 as 'Take pride in lying'. Easy mistake to make with Pat, tho.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:54 am

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=46722772check it out bitches

word to your mother-s cousins sisters brothers pet/gf goat

KingMob · Post by **KingMob** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:57 am

You shower a couple of times a day?
I've heard of guys who don't manage that in a month.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:58 am

cant help it. have to be clean. water has to be HOT too.

KingMob · Post by **KingMob** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:59 am

I like your personal hygiene habits.

And your eyelashes.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:00 am

KingMob wrote: I like your personal hygiene habits.

And your eyelashes.

Thanks KM. are you on Myspace? if so add me!

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:58 am

and me!

www.myspace.com/strafetheband

I spit on Pat.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:06 am

Myspace is evil!

Really!

I've seen... um, gah... the, um... evil!

or something.

Yep, there's Pat.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:28 am

Sades! You can not escape the funk!

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:29 am

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:Saydes! You can not escape the funk!

I can when you spell my name incorrectly!

KingMob · Post by **KingMob** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:31 am

spiderfrommars wrote:and me!

Girls Aloud?

That's awesome.

Plus, the song was neato.

All I know about Myspace is that apparently people use it to arrange for themselves something called sexual relations.
Which, combined with Girls Aloud and jamming tunes clearly makes it the best thing ever invented.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:34 am

saysadie wrote:
Optimus Prime Rib wrote:Sades! You can not escape the funk!
I can when you spell my name incorrectly!

What are you talkin about?

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:42 am

KingMob wrote:
spiderfrommars wrote:and me!
Girls Aloud?

That's awesome.

Plus, the song was neato.

All I know about Myspace is that apparently people use it to arrange for themselves something called sexual relations.
Which, combined with Girls Aloud and jamming tunes clearly makes it the best thing ever invented.

Precisely! Everyone here should join up! I will register as myself at some point. I need the company of a good woman. Or a bad one. Not fussed.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:43 am

Ill let ya borrow Jessica after the baby is born.

But I keep all of the phot rights.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:10 am

I'm on there...not done anything with my page yet though, just signed up to see what the deal is. I may blog on there and keep my identity a secret

Post by **Best First** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:50 am

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:Funny, seems fittng that hes a Cancer.

it would be fitting if he had cancer.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:08 pm

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:Ill let ya borrow Jessica after the baby is born. But I keep all of the phot rights.

You're a good man. A kind man.

Post by **Best First** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:52 pm

a dirty man.

Post by **snarl** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:12 pm

Stating the obvious, but Pat Lee is a ****.

That's the C word.

As it often is.

I like that word.

Should we start a campaig to get loads of people to spam up his mailbix with the message: Pat, you're a ****?