Predictive txt

If the Ivory Tower is the brain of the board, and the Transformers discussion is its heart, then General Discussions is the waste disposal pipe. Or kidney. Or something suitably pulpy and soft, like 4 week old bananas.

Moderators:Best First, spiderfrommars, IronHide

Post Reply
User avatar
Impactor returns 2.0
Big Honking Planet Eater
Posts:6885
Joined:Sat Sep 22, 2001 11:00 pm
::Starlord
Location:Your Mums
Predictive txt

Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:50 am

You know this predictive txt larky on your phone - what words have ppl found that can have dual meanins?

Ex: Kiss - lips

Both words whilst typing using P txt can be spelt and have an obvious connection.

anyone found other things?
Image

User avatar
Legion
Over Pompous Autobot Commander
Posts:2739
Joined:Mon Jan 15, 2001 12:00 am
Location:The road to nowhere

Post by Legion » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:59 am

um, pint and shot if i recall correctly! :)

snarl
Over Pompous Autobot Commander
Posts:2646
Joined:Tue Oct 24, 2000 11:00 pm
Location:London

Post by snarl » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:42 am

aunt and ****

duck and [composite word including 'f*ck']

ages and aids
Image

snarl
Over Pompous Autobot Commander
Posts:2646
Joined:Tue Oct 24, 2000 11:00 pm
Location:London

Post by snarl » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:45 am

One sentance you should check before sending on a predictive text is:

"I'm bored, fancy getting food up the crown"
Image

User avatar
Legion
Over Pompous Autobot Commander
Posts:2739
Joined:Mon Jan 15, 2001 12:00 am
Location:The road to nowhere

Post by Legion » Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:25 am

LOL!

User avatar
Impactor returns 2.0
Big Honking Planet Eater
Posts:6885
Joined:Sat Sep 22, 2001 11:00 pm
::Starlord
Location:Your Mums

Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:41 am

Wicked!

oh get this one

Baker = cakes
Image

User avatar
Best First
King of the, er, Kingdom.
Posts:9750
Joined:Tue Oct 17, 2000 11:00 pm
Location:Manchester, UK
Contact:

Post by Best First » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:30 pm

one thing that always worries me, well not walways, occassionally maybe, is when you hear people talking about text sex.

given the propensity for typos, surely this is going to go a bit wrong?

lick my clot
suck my cack

no one wants that, surely?
Image

spiderfrommars
Big Honking Planet Eater
Posts:5673
Joined:Sun Aug 25, 2002 11:00 pm
Location:Oxford, UK
Contact:

Post by spiderfrommars » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:44 pm

Best First wrote: text sex.
Not the worth the risk surely? Knowing my luck I'd mistakenly send the message to my mum...

User avatar
Metal Vendetta
Big Honking Planet Eater
Posts:4950
Joined:Mon Feb 12, 2001 12:00 am
Location:Lahndan, innit

Post by Metal Vendetta » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:58 pm

smirnoff = poison
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
Impactor returns 2.0, 28th January 2010

Post Reply