Yay Mississippi!

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:59 pm

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6308419

Holy ******* crap.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:02 pm

Well, I am glad to see that the local legislators are focusing on the most pressing issues of the day. I’ve long believed that a three-dimensional, possibly battery-operated device is far more menacing than a handgun. In Mississippi, people can buy guns at a gun show with no background check and certain weapons can be carried almost anywhere. Sure, guns and toys can bring joy and a sense of comfort to the user, but apparently the legislators concluded that a genital replica is a far greater threat to society.

Only in the good old USA!

So backwards...

KingMob · Post by **KingMob** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:04 pm

Wow. That's rather unfortunate.
I do like the description of said items in legalese tho.

And men are not permitted to be aroused in public.

I wonder if they do spot checks?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:06 pm

Is masturbation illegal then, or just sex toys - does a bananna or cucumber count - do ppl actually sit at home in missisipi and say "god damm it, this is the mother ******* day ive been waiting for!!"

crazy fools!

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:08 pm

Stick to cucumbers. Or is that an offence as well?

KingMob wrote:
I wonder if they do spot checks?

Only the G.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:11 pm

I can't wait for the "Dildos for guns" program.

Someone hands in a big ass dildo to the police, they get a shotgun. etc

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:42 pm

Obfleur wrote:I can't wait for the "Dildos for guns" program.

Someone hands in a big ass dildo to the police, they get a shotgun. etc

/ spits coke on screen

thats some funny stuff

Post by **Best First** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:49 pm

what the **** is wrong with these people?

amazing.

KingMob · Post by **KingMob** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:05 am

'What's that suspicious bulge in your trousers, sir? Oh, it's your loaded handgun, sory about that, thought it might have been something dangerous like an errect penis, well, you go on and have yourself a good day. Oh, don't forget your pistol!

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:10 am

What's that? A neighbour's kid walking across my lawn? Lemme get my shotgun...

*BLAM* *BLAM*

"Hello 911? Yeah, I just shot the neighbour's kid. With a Goddamn 410 shotgun. I dropped him off at his yard."

What a well-adjusted society.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:16 am

Oh yeah. Read that in the news yesterday. ******* insane.

Post by **Best First** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:58 am

on the plus side, as a teenager, the kid was probably having sexual thoughts, so it is only right that he was killed.

sexual thoughst are wrong and should be supressed. If god wanted us to think abot sex he would have given us functioning genitalia, a desire to breed and associated deeply pleaurable sensations with sex and that is clearly not the case.

also why does the writer of that article feel the need to write 'now i love the people of missisipi'? With his shiney face.

They clearly don't want him to anyway...

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:46 pm

hmmm, misaligned values eh? i say we invade, replace the administration and teach 'em all to be more like the rest of us, eh? good good.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:54 pm

It is a cold, dark night in Mississippi.

A man in a gimp mask is blowing his load across the faces of the local government, standing up [tee hee] for good old fashioned values and fighting repression.

V for Vibrator. COMING soon.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:02 pm