Chef quits South Park.

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Chef quits South Park.

Post by Obfleur » Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:46 pm

Or Isaac Hayes.

For years and years South Park has made fun of jews, christians, catholics, etc.
But when they made fun of scientology he quit (he is a scientologist).

Here's some guys interpretation of the whole thing.

WARNING: It contains the F-word.

http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sp.php?s ... 1001148916

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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:18 pm

ppl need to lighten up in the world
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:27 pm

"Say what you like about the most respected and established religions in the world, but don't make fun of my science fiction cult!"
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:31 pm

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Post by Best First » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:08 pm

what a dick.

edit - the scientology episode is brilliant by the way.
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Post by Professor Smooth » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:14 pm

I'm curious to see what's in store for the Chef character now. Recast him? Perhaps as a crazy scientologist who never speaks, acts like an extremely racist black stereotype who shacks up with Mr. Garrison to double team little boys because Scientology doesn't say not to? Just off the top of my head, btw.

Scientology, for taking away one of my favorite cartoon characters, you're now on the list of religions that have personally bothered me in some fashion.

I think that the only religion that's NOT on that list is Judaism.
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:28 pm

whats the Japanese one called again?
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Post by Best First » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:52 pm

that link is prettty funy btw.
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Post by saysadie » Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:36 pm

I love the caption under the pic in the link...

I cannot take Scientology seriously. But, then again, I can't take any religion seriously... *shrug*

[edit] being botherd by an inability to remember the basics of scientology I went and googled. Then I laughed my ass of for about a minute and a half... well, I giggled really hard, anyway.

Thaaat's just great...

"I'm going to convert to Scientology-the religion of the Stars!"
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Post by anna » Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:22 pm

its called "shinto"(the japanese one) and yeah scentolgy sucks(im a child of god myself)
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Post by Obfleur » Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:34 pm

"The launch of "South Park’s" 10th season is marked by the triumphant homecoming of school chef, Jerome McElroy. "The Return of Chef!," premieres Wednesday, March 22 at 10:00 p.m., only Comedy Central.
The town is jolted out of a case of the doldrums when Chef suddenly reappears. While Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are thrilled to have their old friend back, they notice that something about chef seems different. When Chef’s strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys pull out all the stops to save him."

Well, this can get interesting.

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Post by Dead Head » Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:07 pm

Scientology: The religious movement that's trendy to kick down.

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:25 pm

Scientology: The religious movement that's easy to kick down.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Obfleur » Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:52 pm

Comedy Central chose to air "Chocolate Salty Balls" instead of "Trapped in the Closet" this week after Isaac Hayes left the show. Whole lot of rumors on the reasoning, but nothing concrete. Here was Matt Stone and Trey Parker's comments on the issue:

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:40 pm

Obfleur wrote:Well, this can get interesting.
Downloading now...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4836286.stm
contains heavy spolilers. Thanks BBC :D
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Obfleur » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:25 pm

Sweet Jesus that episode was freaky.
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Post by wideload » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:59 am

anyone know the name of the new episode?

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Post by Shanti418 » Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:38 am

The Return of Chef, according to the highly reputable guys at mrtwig.net

Simple, concise, and Star Warsesque.

Sweet episdoe, but it'll go into SUPER SWEET territory if they still feature Darth Chef as a character in the future.
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Post by wideload » Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:04 am

Just watched the episode. Had its moments, but was a little odd in general. Very bitter tone to it

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Anyone know if that part at the beginning about chef leaving was made up to make this episode make more sense or if it? Did that flashback actually happen in another episode?

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Post by Obfleur » Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:47 am

wideload wrote:Just watched the episode. Had its moments, but was a little odd in general. Very bitter tone to it

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Anyone know if that part at the beginning about chef leaving was made up to make this episode make more sense or if it? Did that flashback actually happen in another episode?
It was made up (well, it was based on the IRL events ;))
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:52 pm

that episode was amazing!

'fruity club!'

RIP chef.
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Post by Legion » Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:56 pm

heh, managed to watch it last night. awesome ending! :D

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Post by Professor Smooth » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:00 pm

Chef: How would you children like to suck on my chocolate salty balls?
Fruity Guy: Oh, you mean some chocolate candies?
Chef: No, I mean my balls.

Props to Matt and Trey for not using the "NOOOOOOOOoooooooo" when doing it would have been so very easy.
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Post by Legion » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:03 pm

Professor Smooth wrote:Props to Matt and Trey for not using the "NOOOOOOOOoooooooo" when doing it would have been so very easy.
Yeah, i was actually expecting that to happen, but was pleasantly surprised when it didn't.
Did love the laser spatula type thing tho. Class! :D

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Post by BB Shockwave » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:16 pm

Professor Smooth wrote: I think that the only religion that's NOT on that list is Judaism.
Umm, they started the whole Mono-theism... so are the precursors of Christians and Muslims... ;)

SCientology sucks. About as much as Ron Hubbard's sci-fi stories. Ever read one? :lol:

Or, better yet, ever played Fallout 2? The Hubologists cult is a great parody of their cult. (which is basically a buisness enterprise that provides people with religious experience in return for money. Lots of money.)
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Post by Professor Smooth » Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:22 am

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Umm, they started the whole Mono-theism... so are the precursors of Christians and Muslims... ;)
I do not take issue with the Christians and the Muslims because they're monotheistic. I take issue with them because, as organized religions, they are in the practice of telling me what I can and cannot do.

The Jews do not.
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Post by Optimus Prime Rib » Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:43 am

Professor Smooth wrote:
BB Shockwave wrote:
Umm, they started the whole Mono-theism... so are the precursors of Christians and Muslims... ;)
I do not take issue with the Christians and the Muslims because they're monotheistic. I take issue with them because, as organized religions, they are in the practice of telling me what I can and cannot do.

The Jews do not.
actually they are more in the practice of telling thier followers what they can and cannot do. If you dont want to follow, thats your choice :)

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Post by Professor Smooth » Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:12 am

Optimus Prime Rib wrote: actually they are more in the practice of telling thier followers what they can and cannot do. If you dont want to follow, thats your choice :)

Free will baby!
That's fine with me. It keeps them out of MY affairs.
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Post by Shanti418 » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:30 am

Who saw Part I of "Family Guy"?

It is 100% percent satirific. They are lampooning the s*** out of themselves and are totally getting to tell the Comedy Central execs to f*** off over all the s*** that's gone down lately.

Coolness.
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Post by Obfleur » Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:53 am

Dude, I'm gonna see it today :o
Can't believe I'm still here.

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