some bugger tried robbing me!

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some bugger tried robbing me!

Post by Legion » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:55 am

the bastard!
quite happily staggering home drunk last night, when some idiot jumps me!
managed to **** the **** in the guts with a two litre bottle of drink i'd just bought and that seemed to put him off the whole idea... but by this stage he'd knocked me down and against a wall.
could've been a lot worse admittedly, but still. ****.
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Post by Obfleur » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:03 pm

You're Batman! :o
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:23 pm

Nice work Legion. The two-litre bottle of drink is only second to the beercan in a bag when it comes to improvised weapons you can buy at the offie.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by spiderfrommars » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:33 pm

Scary stuff! Glad it turned out ok.
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Post by Predabot » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:51 pm

He appears to not have been armed? :eyebrow: Otherwise, if he had a gun, then you ARE Batman! Or possibly Nightwing atleast.

So, you punched him in the gut with the bottom of a bottle whilst he was bending over you, after knocking you down, right?
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Post by Eline » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:54 pm

Good to know that you're okay.

Were you alone that night? And was he?

If you accidentally hurt him, can he sue you for damage? :(
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Post by Legion » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:57 pm

Eline wrote:If you accidentally hurt him, can he sue you for damage? :(
Let the ****** try!!
Besides, i was deliberatly trying to hurt him ;)
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:20 pm

Glad to hear your OK, these things can turn out alot worse.

As for your rights on hurting the man, you can pretty much do anything you like aslong as you dont kick him when hes down (thats GBH)
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Post by Best First » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:28 pm

Glad you are ok mate.

worth reporting to the police where it happened.
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Post by saysadie » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:28 pm

Well yeah, in a sitch like that I'd be all fingernails, fists and housekeys. :o Good going Legion, hope that dumbass was walking a bit less upright then when he started out.
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