OMG! Everyone, stop f*****g, now!

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 6:38 am

Earth's population "officially reaches 6.5 billion today"

"At precisely 7:16 p.m. Eastern time today a woman somewhere in the world will give birth and bring the planet’s “official” population to 6.5 billion people, says the U.S. Census Bureau."

Eh heheheheh.

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:31 am

Interesting fact: There are more people living today than have ever died.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:51 am

I find that both interesting and slightly worrisome...

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 11:27 am

Cue: Thanos.

And his special glove.

Post by **Best First** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:05 pm

glove.

do we have to stop?

can't we just wear thingies on our thingies?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:27 pm

Professor Smooth wrote:Interesting fact: There are more people living today than have ever died.

40 years ago, there were 30 dead for every living.

Population boom or what?

Post by **Denyer** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:19 pm

Good for the fertiliser trade, at least.

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:27 pm

So, in the spirit of this topic, who a) wants kids, b) thinks we should stop having kids, c) thinks that a certain number of kids for everyone is okay?

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:52 pm

sprunkner wrote:So, in the spirit of this topic, who a) wants kids, b) thinks we should stop having kids, c) thinks that a certain number of kids for everyone is okay?

a) Not at this point in my life.

b) That's not really an option.

c) This would be too difficult to enforce effectively.

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:14 pm

We will spend five gazillion dollars on sustainable living on the Moon or terraforming Mars before you convince the 6.5 billion of us to stop f******.

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:16 pm

No worries, the upcoming World war 3 will reduce to population to a tolerable number...

Look back in history, overpopulation is usually followed by war for food and resources.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:26 pm

BB Shockwave wrote:No worries, the upcoming World war 3 will reduce to population to a tolerable number...

Look back in history, overpopulation is usually followed by war for food and resources.

Or disease.

Bird Flu's working up to doing the rounds. Just like it did 80 years ago.

The Last Autobot · Post by **The Last Autobot** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:50 am

Rebis wrote:
BB Shockwave wrote:No worries, the upcoming World war 3 will reduce to population to a tolerable number...

Look back in history, overpopulation is usually followed by war for food and resources.
Or disease.

.

Or both at the same time.

So we are now in the Tfs G2 arc for the human race.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:55 am

Professor Smooth wrote:a) Not at this point in my life.

b) That's not really an option.

c) This would be too difficult to enforce effectively.

Best First wrote:glove.

do we have to stop?

can't we just wear thingies on our thingies?

If the thingy on your thingy were to get a thingy, even a teeny thingy, then you'd be stuck with a whatsit and a whatchamacallit until the whatsit was old enough to do whatever. Unless the whoever you were whatever-it-is with was also using some "you know"... but that doesn't protect you from whatever they are.

Stopping the f*****g is the only viable answer! Really!...

Rebis wrote:
BB Shockwave wrote:No worries, the upcoming World war 3 will reduce to population to a tolerable number...

Look back in history, overpopulation is usually followed by war for food and resources.
Or disease.

Bird Flu's working up to doing the rounds. Just like it did 80 years ago.

The future's so bright, I need to build a germ-free bomb shelter.

Post by **Best First** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:22 am

saysadie wrote:If the thingy on your thingy were to get a thingy, even a teeny thingy, then you'd be stuck with a whatsit and a whatchamacallit until the whatsit was old enough to do whatever. Unless the whoever you were whatever-it-is with was also using some "you know"... but that doesn't protect you from whatever they are.

This smilie may have the solution:

from a male perspective anyway, from a female perspective we may have to rely on this one:

Hopefully both approachs will result in the following:

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:44 pm

Best First wrote: This smilie may have the solution:

from a male perspective anyway, from a female perspective we may have to rely on this one:

Hopefully both approachs will result in the following:

LMAO!

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:28 pm

or from the female perspective in Predabots case...

Astrotrain99 · Post by **Astrotrain99** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:11 am

I remember my senior trip in high school we went to the UN building and the population clock there was just shy of the 6 billion mark. half a billion in a little over 6 1/2 years.... scary.

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:15 am

What's the critical mass again?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:38 pm

Professor Smooth wrote:What's the critical mass again?

10 billion. All borg.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:38 pm

Rebis wrote:
10 billion. All borg.

Sound Swedish. What have you been up to, Obby you little deviant you?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:25 pm

I guess im not helping much...