Hollyoaks

Post by **snarl** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:56 pm

Utter utter garbage.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:41 pm

Get in there my son! Justin needs to crack that fishy bitch Becca open!

Watch the late night edtion at 11pm tho - the girls are being whores.

It doesnt beat the late night episode where Ruth put a dildo up her pussy tho - they were thre good old days.

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:04 pm

What's this?! Sounds... riveting..

Post by **snarl** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:04 pm

It's a big fat load of ***** on uk tv.

AVOID!

Does have some hot women in it though.

I USED TO ENJOY IT BUT IT HAS GOT REALLY STUPID AND *****!

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:10 pm

Even my sister thinks it's rubbish these days, and she watches Charmed.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:16 pm

Its like neighbours, im still watching

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:28 am

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:Its like neighbours, im still watching

It's easier than expending energy changing channel, or doing something else.

Principle of Least Action and Principle of Least Energy in unison. Einstein will be pleased!

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:17 am

To be honest doesnt Hollyoaks still contain fit birds, and the same plot... hmm I guess rob hawthorn and fin etc were the glory days

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:38 am

I caught it on T4 the other day and there was a woman in the corner doing sign language. As if anyone would be interested in what they say to each other on that programme...

angloconvoy · Post by **angloconvoy** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:35 am

Was the woman doing sign language hot?

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:19 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:
It doesnt beat the late night episode where Ruth put a dildo up her pussy tho - they were thre good old days.

Don't remember that one-might have blocked it out, seeing as Ruth has a face like a bag full of smashed a***holes.

Speaking of faces, I find it very disapointing that after all that has gone on, nobody has murdered Tony Hutchinsons face in-it's in desperate need of doing, and long overdue.

The late night specials are great because they don't really intrude on the normal episodes, so on that note, I feel a zombie invasion of Chester is in order.

In summation: apply grout evenly, and smooth over with a damp cloth or wet finger.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:32 pm

Its naff.

The late night episodes are worse. Suddenly everyone uses swear words! And has sex!

My how titilating. If you're 10.

Post by **snarl** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:05 pm

Agreed.

The late night episodes are shocking.

They are almost exculsively about rape - this one is about a date rape pedo aint it?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:46 pm

you cant beat a good bit of rhyphnol - sorry but why is every getting shirty over the story line, surely it was just mild porn anyhows? pictures only

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:02 am

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:surely it was just mild porn anyhows?

If 'mild' means 'non-existent'!

If the late night eps actually had all the Hollyoaks girls stripping off that'd be another story...

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:07 am

what about when Joyanne Taylor and Izzy (forget her real name but fit as [composite word including 'f*ck']) ended up falling into a paddling pool, thus essentially had a wet t-shirt contest?

Actually saying that, theres not enough of that anymore, and the calibre of women isnt on par with them too.

Ironically JT's plot was to marry a football star, shame real life didnt turn out that way eh?...oh im funny some days

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:10 am

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:what about when Joyanne Taylor and Izzy (forget her real name but fit as ****) ended up falling into a paddling pool, thus essentially had a wet t-shirt contest?

Not good enough!

Where is Izzy now? (the actress)

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:Actually saying that, theres not enough of that anymore, and the calibre of women isnt on par with them too.

The twins are a bit mingsome. And don't get me started on Mandy.

divebomb · Post by **divebomb** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:10 am

Davina murphy is coming back tho!!

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:19 pm

Mrs murphy is comming back, wicked!