Stupid online quizzes, whoohoo!

[saysadie]

Whaaaaaaaaaaat? They can be fun! And I'm bored.

Maddening at a level... so little selection in some. It's all crap, though, so s'cool.

***

Your 2005 Song Is



"Since You've Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson

"But since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on"

In 2005, you moved on.

What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whathitsongof2005areyouquiz/

***

On Average, You Would Sell Out For



$1,071,814

At What Price Would You Sell Out?

http://www.blogthings.com/atwhatpricewo ... lloutquiz/

***

You Are The Empress



You represent the ideal female figure: beauty and nurturing.
You bring security and harmony to many.
At times, you are also a very sensual person.
You are characterized by love, pleasure, and desire.

Your fortune:

You need to take some time to think about the role of commitment in your life.
It's possible you need to commit more to others, or deal with how others have treated you.
It is very important for you to support your friends and family right now, difficult as it may be.
You may need to look at your relationship with your mother, or your relationships as a mother.

What Tarot Card Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whattarotcardareyouquiz/

***

Don't care for these quizzes? Then give link to a better one, dammit!

[edit:]Hee.

You Were a Skunk



You carry yourself with sensuality and a flowing energy.
You have a great reputation, and you follow your own (good) advice.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatanimalwer ... tlifequiz/

[KingMob]

OK. Quizzes are almost as good as Shiny Things.

Your 2005 Song Is



"Feel Good Inc" by Gorillaz

"Love forever love is free.
Let's turn forever you and me."

In 2005, you were loving life and feeling no pain.

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On Average, You Would Sell Out For



$1,123,950

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You Are Death



You symbolize the end, which can be frightening.
But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul.
You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life.
Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be.

Your fortune:

Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself.
Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of.
But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them.
Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage.

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You Were a Praying Mantis



You have the still power of a legendary warrior.
You are able to manipulate time - or at least, the perception of it.

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Huh. I am awesome.

[Obfleur]

Same as Kingmob ""Feel Good Inc" by Gorillaz"

[Eline]

Your 2005 Song Is



Hung Up by Madonna

"Every little thing that you say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on you"

- - - - -

On Average, You Would Sell Out For



$1,123,950

- - - - -

You Are Strength



You represent both fiery energy and steadfast will.
You are innocent and naive - yet unafraid and undaunted.
Perhaps you don't have the most powerful physical strength...
But your mental powers make up for any amount of muscle.

Your fortune:

Lately, you have been a pillar of ethics and moral strength.
And while things may be difficult, your faith in yourself will come through.
You may need to conquer the animalistic nature of yourself or others, with gentle force.
Although this may seem like the darkest hour for you, victory is near.

- - - - -

You Were a Skunk



A good observer, you often watch others while remaining unseen.
Cunning and courageous, you also have a gentle side.

[Denyer]

On Average, You Would Sell Out For



$266,023

At What Price Would You Sell Out?

http://www.blogthings.com/atwhatpricewo ... lloutquiz/

I'm not doing the song one, and the Tarot card is completely random -- gives you a different card each time with the same data

You Were a Wolf



You have an instinctual intelligence that guides your life.
Your family and "pack" is of primary importance, and you protect them.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatanimalwer ... tlifequiz/.

Haven't seen any good quizzes lately...

This one been done on here?

http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3

The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDm)

Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.

Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Peach

CONSIDER: The Playstation

Yay for laidback.

[Legion]

Your 2005 Song Is



Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz

"Love forever love is free.
Let's turn forever you and me."

In 2005, you were loving life and feeling no pain.




On Average, You Would Sell Out For



$1,111,417




You Are The High Priestess



You represent mystery - secrets that are yet to be revealed.
You find yourself sitting between two worlds: one dark, one light.
You tend to hold these two worlds in balance, reconciling the two.
Open and welcoming, you invite others to learn your secrets.

Your fortune:

Something hidden, or latent, in your life is about to come forward.
You need to pay more attention to your dreams, thoughts, intuition, and imagination.
And if that involves tapping into your dark side, it will all balance out in the end.
You have a lot of potential dying to be unleashed, so let those gates open!


You Were a Dog



You are an excellent companion and a loyal friend.
A good protector, you smell trouble before it arrives.

[angloconvoy]

On Average, You Would Sell Out For



$979,885





You Were a Porcupine



You have created your own path in life, and you encourage others to do the same.
Even as life progresses, you always maintain a sense of wonder and innocence.



edit: I would have sold out for less, only I don't think I'm physically capable of eating three big bowls of spiders. I can barely eat one big bowl of corn flakes...

[Denyer]

It didn't give a timeframe, did it?

[Impactor returns 2.0]

supposedly im an expert kisser, but i knew that anyway

***You're an Expert Kisser***


You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable


What Kind of Kisser Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/

[Best First]

i love this stuff...

Your 2005 Song Is



<a href="http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/cli ... subid=">Mr. Brightside</a> by The Killers

"It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss"

Let's just say you're happy to be done with 2005!

What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whathitsongof2005areyouquiz/

On Average, You Would Sell Out For



$1,123,950

At What Price Would You Sell Out?

http://www.blogthings.com/atwhatpricewo ... lloutquiz/

You Are The Emperor



You are an authority figure, and other people look to you for what to do.
You are strong and powerful. Crossing you is not a good idea.
You have worked hard to get to your position, and you're not about to give it up to anyone.
Though you have a warrior heart, you are gentle to those who treat you well.

Your fortune:

In the near future, you need to be willing and able to defend those you love.
This may be the time for you to step up and be the authority figure to those around you.
It is time for you to be independent, to become your own person.
You may need to look at your relationship with your father, or your relationships as a father.

What Tarot Card Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whattarotcardareyouquiz/

You Were a Cougar



You are a great leader who has dominance without ego.
You are wickedly cunning and off the scale confident.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatanimalwer ... tlifequiz/

yeah baby.

The sell out one is crap though - i said i wouldn't do any of that stuff for 10 million quid and yet my sell out rate is less that 2 mill. cack.

I was a motherf***ing couger though

[Impactor returns 2.0]

thats nothing im a:

You Were A Lion



You have a lethal combination of strength and energy.
You have strong family ties, and close friends are like family to you.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatanimalwer ... tlifequiz/

On a side note I noticed refreshing the page gave a new answer

[Best First]

i feel betrayed.

[Impactor returns 2.0]

i feel betrayed.

Ive always put my faith in online quizs to decide the outcome to my life, now I feel lost...

[saysadie]

I'm not doing the song one, and the Tarot card is completely random -- gives you a different card each time with the same data

On a side note I noticed refreshing the page gave a new answer

Aw, poop. Ah well.

http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3

Well, I know I've done it before.

The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDf)

Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a
certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks
and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him
bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient
kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's
refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise,
sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable.
For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience,
though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very
selective.

The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards
that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be
picked up by just anyone.

"You're never truly single as long as you have yourself."

ALWAYS AVOID: The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail.

Aaand...

****

You're a Freaky Kisser

When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go

****

[Guest]

Your 2005 Song Is



Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day

"My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating"

In 2005, you bummed everyone out. Like you care.

***

On Average, You Would Sell Out For



$1,105,578

***

You Are The Fool



You are a fascinating person who is way beyond the concerns of this world.
Young at heart, you are blissfully unaware of any dangers ahead.
You are a true wanderer - it has be difficult finding your place in this world.
Full of confidence, you are likely to take a leap of faith.

Your fortune:

You are about to embark on a new phase in your life.
This may mean changing locations, jobs, friends, or love status.
You are open about what the future will bring, and free of worry.
You have made your peace with fate, and you're ready to start down your new path.

**

You Were an Eagle



You are able to rise above the details of life and see the big picture.
A spiritual being, you tend to go beyond material concerns.

***

Through the power of Refreshing, I discovered that I had also been:

a Lizard, a Peacock, a Cat, a Spider, a Praying Mantis, an Owl, another Spider, a Lynx, another Owl, another Eagle, a Deer, another Deer, a Rabbit, a Rabbi, a Priest, a Monk, a Monkey, a Salmon, and a bored Human!

Strangely, though, nothing remotely canine.