The new Battlestar Galactica is rubbish!

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The new Battlestar Galactica is rubbish!

Post by Brendocon » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:08 pm

HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE!

Oh my god. Burn it!

It's SO bad it's hilarious.

Right - first off, get this:

Starbuck is now a dirty ape. Not a truck anymore, they made him a MUNKY. How pathetic is that?

And! All the Cylons? They're animals now. The Cylons look like animals to disguise themselves.

WRONG, bitch!

And they totally changed Balthar. Rather than changing sides ON PURPOSE, because he's honourable. He gets TRICKED.

It's a disgrace to the Transformers name. It's not even good anymore. They like, use special effects instead of animation errors and plastic models.

And even where they've used the same model Vipers? That's stupid and just an attempt to cash in. They should have made it all exactly the same or none of it!!!!!!!!

It doesn't even fit properly into continuity with the original series! And they've included references to God, which blatantly ties it into Bible continuity and not the cartoon like wot is real.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I bet Ravage is in season 3.

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Grrr. Argh.

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Post by sprunkner » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:09 pm

How many Cylons are in Transfans, Brend?

You've got ten minutes to answer or Besty dies.
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Post by Best First » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:14 pm

You can't kill me, i will just transmit to another body.
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Post by Brendocon » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:16 pm

Best First wrote:i will just transmit to another body.
You can get a cream to stop that, nowadays... :o

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Re: The new Battlestar Galactica is rubbish!

Post by Legion » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:17 pm

Brendocon wrote: Starbuck is now a dirty ape.
but what an ape...

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Re: The new Battlestar Galactica is rubbish!

Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:28 pm

Legion wrote:
Brendocon wrote: Starbuck is now a dirty ape.
but what an ape...
Put me down for some beastiality
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:29 pm

Bah, I saw the pilot of this round the Jets' house and at the time I thought:
This is rubbish and Starbuck's a WUMMUN!
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:31 pm

And Cylon head lights go from left to right, not right to left!!!! grr!!!
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Post by Brendocon » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:33 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:Starbuck's a WUMMUN!
Nooo - you're thinking of Blackarachnia... :o
Grrr. Argh.

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Post by Legion » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:39 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:This is rubbish and Starbuck's a WUMMUN!
and what happened to Col Tigh? Why isn't he black anymore?

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Post by sprunkner » Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:54 pm

I thought Boomer was the original token black man.
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Post by Legion » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:33 pm

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Post by Best First » Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:10 am

sprunkner wrote:I thought Boomer was the original token black man.
i know! and they went and chaNged it to 'she's the original token cyclon who wantS to be a human with a nice bum and lovely eyes'

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Post by Hound » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:49 am

I really fancy Boomer

and that is quite confusing for me :eek:
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Post by Best First » Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:04 am

:oops:

especially with that hunky Helo chap running around. mmm mmm.

what?

oh.

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Post by inflatable dalek » Sat Feb 11, 2006 7:39 pm

So the quality of the new BG has nothing to do with it's challenging, intelligent scripts, nor it's fandabedozey special effects, but the fact the entire cast is shagable?
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:38 pm

I love Starbuck...

and Starbucks!
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