A message for Batman

Superman · Post by **Superman** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:13 pm

I will not fight you.

Post by **Best First** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:18 pm

only cos you'll lose.

again.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:18 pm

Isn't there a message board at www.superheroes.com for this sort of thing?

Honestly, it's getting like a Fathers4Justice protest in here.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:29 pm

Come, son of Jor-El.

Kneel before Batman.

Jesus · Post by **Jesus** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:48 pm

This is just silly. Superman would win in a second against Batman.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:54 pm

I could kick your ass too, Jesus. And Mohammed. Buddha's a fat [composite word including 'f*ck'] too, I could have him.

Superman's no problem. I've got A Pocket Full of Kryptonite.

None of the other Spin Doctors albums, though.

Jesus · Post by **Jesus** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:05 pm

Bring it on, Bat-boy. Even crucifixion only slows me down a little.

Buddha · Post by **Buddha** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:09 pm

Batman wrote:I could kick your ass too, Jesus. And Mohammed. Buddha's a fat **** too, I could have him.

I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. Jerk.

The Last Autobot · Post by **The Last Autobot** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:10 pm

Thankfully there are no muslims around otherwise this board would be car bombed or our fearless leader executed. Mmmm

Ill get some to join.

Ps: Go Jesus destroy them!!!

Post by **Best First** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:47 pm

Jesus wrote:This is just silly. Superman would win in a second against Batman.

if you really existed you would know that is not the case.

Frank Miller p0wnZ j00

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:42 pm

http://www.washingtontimes.com/world/20 ... -9033r.htm

If it's that "Buddha", he's gonna get his ass kicked. Fasting for six months doesn't leave one with much to go on.

My money's on Batman.

The "Best Conservative T-shirts" ad is hilarious...

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:50 pm

saysadie wrote:http://www.washingtontimes.com/world/20 ... -9033r.htm

If it's that "Buddha", he's gonna get his ass kicked. Fasting for six months doesn't leave one with much to go on. My money's on Batman.

The "Best Conservative T-shirts" ad is hilarious...

Damn fine religion they've got there! Nobody's getting hurt and capitalism is thriving because of it.

Buddha · Post by **Buddha** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:56 pm

Professor Smooth wrote:
saysadie wrote:http://www.washingtontimes.com/world/20 ... -9033r.htm

If it's that "Buddha", he's gonna get his ass kicked. Fasting for six months doesn't leave one with much to go on. My money's on Batman.

The "Best Conservative T-shirts" ad is hilarious...
Damn fine religion they've got there! Nobody's getting hurt and capitalism is thriving because of it.

Why, thank you. I'm always glad see people realize that my little religion P0wnz Christianity.

As for Batman, well.... having a smart-arse immortal talking monkey piss on your hand after going on a rampage through Heaven (or one of them, at least) prepares one for anything.

However, in the interest of keeping the peace, I am willing to mend fences by declaring Batman the official super hero of Buddhism!

Muhammed · Post by **Muhammed** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:18 pm

Its time to take out the trash...

Behold! Comedy Muhammed!

I declare all who appose Allah be put to the sword, non-violently...

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 12:25 am

And it was only a matter of time before...

Muhammed wrote:Behold! Comedy Muhammed!

The Flying Spaghetti Mons · Post by **The Flying Spaghetti Mons** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:38 am

My noodly appendage will leave nasty welts across Buddha's belly. And all Mohammed's wives have been touched by it.

Flying Spaghetti Monster · Post by **Flying Spaghetti Monster** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:00 am

all Mohammed's wives have been touched by it

The Flying Spaghetti Mons

Is that like a mons veneris?

We sail around the mounts of Venus, arrrr.

Chuck Norris · Post by **Chuck Norris** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:11 pm

People whine, 'I haven't succeeded because I haven't had the breaks.' You create your own breaks.... or in my case, i create your breaks... legs, arms, necks, heads... bring it on punks.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:19 pm

Is it me, or is it getting a mite fictitious around here?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:44 pm

Brendocon wrote:Is it me, or is it getting a mite fictitious around here?

Are you suggesting Chuck Norris isn't real?

Buddha · Post by **Buddha** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:59 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Brendocon wrote:Is it me, or is it getting a mite fictitious around here?
Are you suggesting Chuck Norris isn't real?

Eh, he's like me, Jesus, and Bigfoot. Would be nice if he was, but the evidence seems to go against it.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:03 pm

I love chuck norris

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:17 pm

A massage for Chuck Norris.

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:21 pm

Bring on more alt ID's!

Though, with Mohammed joined and his sig being the dreaded caricature, Besty, you best watch out for suicide bombers around your home...

Chuck Norris · Post by **Chuck Norris** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:35 pm

Buddha wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote:
Brendocon wrote:Is it me, or is it getting a mite fictitious around here?
Are you suggesting Chuck Norris isn't real?
Eh, he's like me, Jesus, and Bigfoot. Would be nice if he was, but the evidence seems to go against it.

Taste the evidence of my boot in your head Buddha then tell me i'm not real.

Dr DOOM · Post by **Dr DOOM** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:49 pm

Bah! I say! I, DOOM are greater than you all! Is not MY intelligence the greatest in the universe?! Nay! The Omniversal Hypertime!

It has come to my, to you peasants feeble minds, unfathomable knowledge, that there still exists 'individuals' who believe some incessant propaganda and lies that this so-called "Batman" whom I know to be operating from out of Gotham City, in a different multiversal node from my own, is DOOM'S SUPERIOR??!!

NO ONE IS THE SUPERIOR OR EQUAL OF DOOM!!

DOOM has not obliterated this "Batman" simply because he is beneath DOOM's notice!

Also, you who call yourself "Superman, the Man of Tomorrow", know you that soon your kind shall finnally be utterly and truly, completely extinct. For that Phantom Zone-escapee spawned from your despicable kind, who goes by the name of "Zod" (FOOLISH Kryptonians with their ridiculous 'names'..!) HAS DARED TO CHALLENGE DOOM BY TRYING TO PUT HIMSELF UP AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!

With this affrontery he gives me no other viable choice of action than to kill his entire lineage, yes the very smallest micro-trace of his entire species DNA!

But then again, let it not be said that DOOM is not without mercy and compassion. If you, 'Kal-EL' bring me forth his maimed and disfigured head within a matter of 2 hours, I shall spare some of the Kryptonian lineage, of my own chosing of course, and utilise it to enhance that of myself and my people of Latveria.

So speaks DOOM.

Cthulhu · Post by **Cthulhu** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:55 pm

All are the puppets of Cthulhu, whether knowing or unknowing.

Even DOOM.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:58 pm

Dr DOOM wrote:Bah! I say! I, DOOM are greater than you all! Is not MY intelligence the greatest in the universe?! Nay! The Omniversal Hypertime!

Judging by your inability to differentiate between first person singular and plural, I'd say evidently not.

It has come to my, to you peasants feeble minds

You're making very little sense for a being of such supposed intelligence.

that there still exists 'individuals' who believe some incessant propaganda and lies that this so-called "Batman" whom I know to be operating from out of Gotham City, in a different multiversial node from my own, is DOOM'S SUPERIOR??!!

It's only a lie if it isn't true. And you're illustrating far better than I ever could that it is indeed the case. If not physically, then at the very least in the field of coherent linguistics.

DOOM has not obliterated this "Batman" simply because he is beneath DOOM's notice!

How nice of you. You won't notice when I kill you in your sleep, then.

So speaks DOOM.

Very poorly, it must be said.

Doom = Owned by Batman. Without a sweat being broken.

Booyakasha.

Jesus · Post by **Jesus** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:27 pm

I have the key to your downfall right here, Batman, in the palm of my...

...damn, dropped it...

*ahem*

I have the key to your...

...dropped it again...I'll hold it in the other hand this time...

Behold, Batman, here in the palm of my hand lies your...

...now where's it gone? must have rolled under the sofa...

Buddha · Post by **Buddha** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:29 pm

Jesus wrote:I have the key to your downfall right here, Batman, in the palm of my...

...damn, dropped it...

*ahem*

I have the key to your...

...dropped it again...I'll hold it in the other hand this time...

Behold, Batman, here in the palm of my hand lies your...

...now where's it gone? must have rolled under the sofa...

Dammit Jesus, you're such a klutz. No wonder you always end up destroying Heaven's kitchen. You should count yourself lucky that the Holy Spirit still talks to you.

And you really should be careful when dealing with Batman. He'll probably end up kicking your ass.

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