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BA Baracus
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Post by BA Baracus » Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:19 pm

Mr. T thinks Predabot is a pussy. In fact, I pity the fool at least twice a day!
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Post by John Rambo » Sat Feb 11, 2006 4:38 am

Chuck Norris wrote:
I'll be holding more than my own John, I'll be holding your spinal cord between my toes when i'm finished with you.
Don't f with me on my own turf. You may outkick me, but there's no way in hell that you will take me in the field. The jungle is my home, the land is my companion, I could kill you before you'd even know you were dead. I am Rambo. I am all that is man. I live and breath warfare.

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Post by Ra's Al Ghul » Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:22 pm

Please don't mind Ubu, Mr. Norris, he's a bit overly protective of me.

You seem to a be a man of great talent... my daughter expressed her wishes to meet you.
I hope you'll treat her better then that brute Bane last time...

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Post by D-FENS » Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:48 pm

What the hell are you trying to do? Kill each other? It's not enough you have all these beautiful Transfans acres fenced off for your ********, but you gotta have Rambo talking smack to ****** Chuck Norris?

You should have children playing here, you should have families having picnics, you should have a goddamn petting zoo!

When Norris and Rambo get going, innocent people like me will get hurt! Anybody know where I can get a soda, I got my 50c right here.
I'm going home!

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Post by Doop » Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:20 am

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Post by saysadie » Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:21 am

:lol:

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Post by Ozz » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:26 am

Wow, dude... mate... weird alien snot thing, that was really uncalled for. There's no need to bring Doom's mother into all of this.

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Post by Dr DOOM » Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:56 pm

Ozz wrote:
Wow, dude... mate... weird alien snot thing, that was really uncalled for. There's no need to bring Doom's mother into all of this.
Be silent, feeble-minded peasant! NONE that lives would dare to court DOOM's rage in such a manor! It is obvious that you have projected your own childish dreams upon something beyond your limited immagination!

DOOM has deciphered the language of this fascinating ball of abominable slime, in the past, and as per ussual, only the mind of DOOM(!) is great enough to bring the unknown to it's knees!

The small 'Doop' appears to have said: "I think you're all nuts!" Obviously pertaining to all the other peasants that have posted in this thread, for you are all indeed on the intellectual level of a chest-nut compared to DOOM!

DOOM has even had this language leaked out to the public in the past, so it is now available to those with sufficient mental faculties. None shall say that DOOM is not a generous and benevolent ruler! Sharing the select few slivers of my knowledge that the peasants are mature enough to utilize.
http://www.1001fonts.com/font_details.html?font_id=795

I shall now make contact with the small creature and inform him that he is in the presence.

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Post by Doop » Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:51 pm

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:38 pm

Dr DOOM wrote:DOOM has even had this language leaked out to the public in the past, so it is now available to those with sufficient mental faculties. None shall say that DOOM is not a generous and benevolent ruler! Sharing the select few slivers of my knowledge that the peasants are mature enough to utilize.
http://www.1001fonts.com/font_details.html?font_id=795
dr doom is a big tosser

I was going to download the font, and take an image shot and post it, but in the end I honestly couldn't be bothered.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by KingMob » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:58 pm

As well as clearly being a tosser, it would appear that Doom isn't as amazingly clever as he likes to think. Having a gander at the doop-font leads me to notice that he's managed to chop off the first letter of every word on the left-hand side of his missive.

That can't be Doom, it's just an incompetent **** pretending. Go away lest the real Doom decide to [composite word including 'f*ck'] you up for besmirching his name with your suckitude.

Oh, hang on, I've just been handed this message from Commander Worf:
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Post by snarl » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:09 pm

Worf is blatently MR T of the future. I bet that's what the execs had him down as when they were penning ST-TNG
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Post by Legion » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:08 am

snarl wrote:Worf is blatently MR T of the future. I bet that's what the execs had him down as when they were penning ST-TNG
If only they'd had him being locked in the ready room and then building a photon torpedo or two out of the bric-a-brak laying out... :D :D

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