Why am I drinking poison?

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 6:35 am

I have a party going on at my place at the moment. I'm consuming booze by the vertible boatload. Why? It's ******* poison. Why am I drinking poison? Why, after I get up from this chair, am I going to go drink more poison? I don't get it.

jboyler · Post by **jboyler** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:57 am

Yep. Cognitive Dissonance is a b****.

-J

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:26 pm

Addiction.

Over the years your brain has gotten dependent on the poison.

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:29 pm

Plus it tastes nice.

Post by **Best First** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:16 pm

the question you should be asking is why are you on the freaking interweb when you have a party going?

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 6:41 pm

Best First wrote:the question you should be asking is why are you on the freaking interweb when you have a party going?

The question of "How old is Buzz Aldrin?" came up.

Yaya · Post by **Yaya** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:58 pm

Though I know you won't heed my advice here, as a physician, I have to say:

Stay the [composite word including 'f*ck'] away from booze. It will do you more harm than good.

Post by **Best First** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:58 pm

rock and roll baby

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:28 pm

Yaya wrote:Though I know you won't heed my advice here, as a physician, I have to say:

Stay the **** away from booze. It will do you more harm than good.

I do appreciate your concern, though I prefer the old cliche "All things in moderation."

This means I don't get sloppy drunk, but I don't order a pink lemonade at the pub either.

Post by **Best First** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:44 pm

That wasn't a pub...

i'm back in May - maybe ill get the chance to drink you under the table then.

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:47 pm

Best First wrote:That wasn't a pub...

i'm back in May - maybe ill get the chance to drink you under the table then.

Name the time and place and I'll be there.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:45 am

Im going to be visiting my family in May. If youre here at the same time, Ill try to stop in Chi-town and catch up with you for real this time.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:00 am

Why am I drinking poison?

I had the same thought when I woke this morning completely ******* wrecked. Went a bit overboard saturday.

Thank [diety] for good friends. Next weekend will be board games, cookies and movies... I think it'll be a bit before I'm up for another night like that.