The best goddamn acting I've ever seen...

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The best goddamn acting I've ever seen...

Post by snarl » Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:54 pm

Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Baka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.
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Post by Obfleur » Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:57 pm

I've got five terrorists going down Bakalakadakastreet!
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Post by Best First » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:19 pm

Dhurka-Dhurkastan. Of course.
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Post by divebomb » Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:29 pm

Ahhh, you brekkin ma balls hans!
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Post by Obfleur » Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:34 pm

I'll rip your ******* balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you ****, you'll **** all over your balls, got it?
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Post by Optimus Prime Rib » Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:43 pm

Wow what a wonderful audience, ve-very mooch.
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Post by divebomb » Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:51 pm

(cough, adopts monotone voice)




"matt damon"





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Post by snarl » Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:54 pm

"Matt Damon" is wicked. I'm going to record that then set it as my text alert.
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Post by Professor Smooth » Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:09 pm

I promise I will never die.
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:39 pm

snarl wrote:"Matt Damon" is wicked. I'm going to record that then set it as my text alert.
[composite word including 'f*ck'] I thought my txt tone was good:

"goonies never say die" was cool but thats genius!

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Post by Obfleur » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:11 pm

Professor Smooth wrote:I promise I will never die.
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Post by jboyler » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:48 am

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Post by Aaron Hong » Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:15 am

divebomb wrote:(cough, adopts monotone voice)




"matt damon"





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ytmnd anyone?
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Post by saysadie » Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:47 am

:joy:
Professor Smooth wrote:I promise I will never die.
Claaaaaasic.


"I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees."

Had to edit out my favourite quote... the asteriks, the asteriks! :eek:
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Post by divebomb » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:14 am

(edit) Sorry this isn't meant to offend anyone



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