Everything's automated in Japan (18+)

Stormwolf · Post by **Stormwolf** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:19 pm

I just couldn't stop laughing when I saw this.

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:25 pm

Gosh... and people actually buy this?

Or maybe it's for cripples with no hands?

That'd be logical.

Stormwolf · Post by **Stormwolf** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:33 pm

BB Shockwave wrote:Gosh... and people actually buy this?

Or maybe it's for cripples with no hands? That'd be logical.

Or for people who are just too lazy to wank

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:38 pm

I know!

It's for Sumo wrestlers. They couldn't reach theirs otherwise...

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:50 pm

OMG! Finally a proper wanking machine!

Roger Mellie was trying to invent one of those in Viz 10 years ago...

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:21 pm

then again, women have vibrators, so why not?

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 8:51 pm

How damn lazy can you be......

Doesn't take that much effort to rub one out.

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:42 am

Hillarious and lame, simultaneously.

My whole opinion on male masterbatory aids is, why don't you take the $100+ bucks you spend on said aid and put it towards actually HAVING sex, whether it be some weights to shape up, or a nice dinner and a play to impress?

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:43 pm

Shanti418 wrote:Hillarious and lame, simultaneously.

My whole opinion on male masterbatory aids is, why don't you take the $100+ bucks you spend on said aid and put it towards actually HAVING sex, whether it be some weights to shape up, or a nice dinner and a play to impress?

Or a hooker?

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:25 pm

For that money you can buy a sex slave from Ukraine...

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:42 pm

What happens if the thing breaks down while in use?

By "breaks down", I mean "Goes nuts", like... the way things do in cartoons?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:02 am

u turn it off?

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:51 am

saysadie wrote:What happens if the thing breaks down while in use?

By "breaks down", I mean "Goes nuts", like... the way things do in cartoons?

All the better, surely?

IronHide wrote:How damn lazy can you be......

Doesn't take that much effort to rub one out.

What if you've sprained your wrist or are just really tired?

Scraplet · Post by **Scraplet** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:54 pm

Brendocon wrote: What if you've sprained your wrist or are just really tired?

You can be too tired for that?

And supposing, by some stretch of the imagination you are too tired, you're not so tired that you can't set up a machine to do it....

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:14 pm

saysadie wrote:What happens if the thing breaks down while in use?

By "breaks down", I mean "Goes nuts", like... the way things do in cartoons?

Have you ever seen Maximum Overdrive? *shudder*

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:42 pm

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:Have you ever seen Maximum Overdrive? *shudder*

Yep-glad I'm not the only one who thinks of Emilio Estevez when I'm knocking one out.

Oh...

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:51 am

Brendocon wrote:
All the better, surely?

What if it won't let go? Or stop?

That'd be a fun one to explain to the paramedics...

Pissin' Poonani wrote:Yep-glad I'm not the only one who thinks of Emilio Estevez when I'm knocking one out.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:13 am

Eline wrote:

then again, women have vibrators, so why not?

Did you check the rest of the site? They already have all kinds of stuff for men, a wanking machine that actually IS a wanking machine is just redundant.

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:21 am

Aaron Hong wrote:
Eline wrote:

then again, women have vibrators, so why not?
Did you check the rest of the site? They already have all kinds of stuff, a wanking machine that actually IS a wanking machine is just redundant.

No, I did not check the rest of the site, but I'm at work now so I can't.