Larynx string?

Post by **snarl** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:45 am

Trey Parker
Everyone Has AIDS

Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!

And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal
My only bright star (he died of AIDS)

Well I'm gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS

My father (AIDS!)
My sister (AIDS!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades

Everyone has AIDS!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has
AIDS! x 20

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:05 pm

Oooh, best soundtrack ever.

What would you do
If you were asked to give up your dreams for freedom
What would you do
If asked to make the ultimate sacrifice

Would you think about all them people
Who gave up everything they had.
Would you think about all them War Vets
And would you start to feel bad

Freedom isn't free
It costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in
We'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free
No, there's a hefty ******' fee.
And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five
Who will?

What would you do
If someone told you to fight for freedom.
Would you answer the call
Or run away like a little pussy
'Cause the only reason that you're here.
Is 'cause folks died for you in the past
So maybe now it's your turn
To die kicking some ass

Freedom isn't free
It costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in
We'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free
Now there's a have to hook'in fee
And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five
Who will?

You don't throw in your buck 'o five. Who will?
Oooh buck 'o five
Freedom costs a buck 'o five

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:13 pm

Classy stuff

The hour is approaching to give
it your best - and you've got to
reach your prime.

That's when you need to put
yourself to the test and show us
all a passage of time-

You're gonna need a montage!
MONTAGE!

Ooh, it's gonna take a montage!
Montage!

Show a lot of things happening
at once remind everyone of
what's going on!

And with every shot show just a
little improvement - to show it
all would take too long!

That's called a montage!
MONTAGE! Even Rocky had a
montage! MONTAGE!

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:46 pm

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark
when he made Pearl Harbour.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
and that's a lot girl. And now, now you've gone away
and all I'm trying to say is Pearl Harbour sucked
and I miss you.
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school.
He was terrible in that film.
I need you more than Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part.
He's way better than Ben Affleck and now,
all I'm trying to say is Pearl Harbour sucked and I miss you.
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies.
I guess Pearl Harbour sucked just a little bit more than
I miss you.

Just gotta hope that TFTM V.2 is a little bit better.

jboyler · Post by **jboyler** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:34 am

I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard to stay nice and fit
But none of the women seem to give a ****
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me