Finally doing it.

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:42 am

I'm sitting at the computer drinking a Guinness. Usually, I just drink socially, but I have the boredom and I have the Guinness, so...

I'm gonna stick with Guinness, but if you're inclined to join me, I've got a case of Smoothweisers in the fridge.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:43 am

We're anti-alcohol in the Hong household, so...

*grabs a sarsaparilla and some lunch*

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:55 am

I've got ya covered.

*Dusts off a 6-pack of Smoothweiser Root Beer*

So, what time is it in your neck o' the planet?

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:21 am

2.20pm. Just had lunch.

Hmm, root beer.

They're showing a rerun of Transformers RiD at about 6.

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:27 am

Ah, so you're 10 hours ahead of me. Nice. I wish they were showing RiD reruns over here. Or any Transformers that aren't on at 5 in the blasted morning for that matter.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:36 am

I tend to pass up the RiD reruns for the Smallville reruns for the most part. Although it's possible that they'll rerun that one banned episode since they did that during the first run here.

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:37 am

It's been more than four years, you'd think that it wouldn't be as big a deal anymore. Besides, that ep is very important to the ongoing storyline of the series.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:40 am

All I remember is, that building in the cartoon had a ridiculous design to begin with, and Wedge scratching Sky-Byte's back. And they had a copycat episode in Machine Robo Rescue, with another badly-designed building.

And we're getting reruns of the new He-Man and Cyborg 009. Only new show is Beyblade season 3. I hear Malaysia's rerunning ThunderCats and Conan the Adventurer.

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:46 am

Man, I used to think that Conan the Adventurer (the cartoon) kicked so much ass when I was a kid. I remember that the toys were among the worst ever, though. Thundercats reruns haven't been seen on US television in years. This was during the time when Cartoon Network showed classic cartoons instead of the flash animation they pass off as television these days.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:00 am

I have a couple of the Conan toys. WrathAmon's horse is still pretty impressive. I had to make my own reins out of ribbon and some copper wire, though.

Okay, different topic. Ever heard of 'backstroke of the west'?

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:24 pm

What's "backstroke of the west?"

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:39 pm

Professor Smooth wrote:What's "backstroke of the west?"

Is Terra Patrick in it?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:36 am

Professor Smooth wrote:What's "backstroke of the west?"

It's kind've a classic love story about this guy who keeps having dreamses about his lover who dies at the livinging of their child, and he thinks the only one who can help him is the dintmeister, who was killed by his land so he could sleep. All the while, the hero is made by the Presbyterian Church, who ratio tile the wish power altogether with him, but instead his brother in elephant, disabled person must solve, and when the hero's geologic change's strong and big, the brother's geography stand compares with him superior, the hero does not want.

As I said, it's kind've a classic, but the genre is something of an acquired taste.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:04 am

I should really feeds you all dog

sorry Rebis

And somehow I don't remember the word meister in there. Wasn't he either Speaker D or west emperor?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:40 pm

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:
Professor Smooth wrote:What's "backstroke of the west?"
Is Terra Patrick in it?

Tera Patrick, surely.

She was on the cover of Bizarre magazine a while back, and all the girls in my flat was like "That´s not a woman, it´s a tranny!" I had photographic proof she´s a woman, but none of them seemed interested...

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:37 am

Metal Vendetta wrote: Tera Patrick, surely.

She was on the cover of Bizarre magazine a while back, and all the girls in my flat was like "That´s not a woman, it´s a tranny!" I had photographic proof she´s a woman, but none of them seemed interested...

Damned exotic cheekbones...

Back one one of the earlier topics. According to our own cartoons section, Singapore should be getting the banned episode next Wednesday, that's a little over a week away.

And today's Smallville rerun was the one with the fear plage, complete with Lex Luthor's artsy/scary world domination vision, with background music.

Post by **Best First** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:52 am

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Optimus Prime Rib wrote:
Professor Smooth wrote:What's "backstroke of the west?"
Is Terra Patrick in it?
Tera Patrick, surely.

She was on the cover of Bizarre magazine a while back, and all the girls in my flat was like "That´s not a woman, it´s a tranny!" I had photographic proof she´s a woman, but none of them seemed interested...

i believe there are also some documentaries that support your theory...

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:54 pm

Best First wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote:
Optimus Prime Rib wrote: Is Terra Patrick in it?
Tera Patrick, surely.

She was on the cover of Bizarre magazine a while back, and all the girls in my flat was like "That´s not a woman, it´s a tranny!" I had photographic proof she´s a woman, but none of them seemed interested...
i believe there are also some documentaries that support your theory...

Oh yeah there are. On a fun side note, her husband is the Evan, the lead singer of "Biohazard".. He also goes by 'Spyder Jones' when hes making saif documentaries with his wife.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:56 pm

Yo MV a fellow Bizzare magazine reader. cool.

Read anything else, like 'skin two' or Marquis perhaps?

ever go to TG in london?

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:00 pm

Optimus Prime Rib wrote: Oh yeah there are. On a fun side note, her husband is the Evan, the lead singer of "Biohazard".. He also goes by 'Spyder Jones' when hes making saif documentaries with his wife.

He also played 'Jaz Hoyt'-one of the Aryans in 'Oz'.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:31 pm

Pissin' Poonani wrote:
Optimus Prime Rib wrote: Oh yeah there are. On a fun side note, her husband is the Evan, the lead singer of "Biohazard".. He also goes by 'Spyder Jones' when hes making saif documentaries with his wife.
He also played 'Jaz Hoyt'-one of the Aryans in 'Oz'.

Which is how Tera learned of him. She saw him in a shower scene in Oz and said "Wow. I want to meet HIM." Thier first date she got in the car and he just reached over and grabbed her boobs.. Now they are married and he gets to give her a shot of baby batter whenever the mood strikes.

Some guys have all the luck lol

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:21 am

And people say romance is dead.

(Seriously... Annie went 'awww' when reading that.

)

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:43 am

ROFLMAO

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:59 am

"Relationships based on a crisis situation never work out..."
"I guess we'll just have to base ours on sex then."

Post by **Best First** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:05 pm

baby batter.

brilliant.