LETS RAP OFF, 8 MILE STYLE!

[snarl]

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
I'M THE JACKIE CHAN OF THE BOARD
IF I'D BEEN ON 60'S BATMAN IDA REVERSE KICKED BURT WARD
CUZ MY KUNG FU SKILLZ - THEY'RE PAST COMPARISON
IM THE ALI - NOT THE AUDLEY HARRISON
I FLING ROUND DRAMA LIKE A RACCOON FLINGING RUBBISH
INSIDE YOUR BINS - I DRINK THE STELLA NOT THE COURAGE
I COME LIKE OWLS - DEADLY SILENT FLIGHT
YOU BEST BELIEVE IT YOUNG TRANSFANS I AM THE DANGER IN THE NIGHT

WORD!

[Best First]

YOU COME LIKE OWLS COS YOU’RE A TWEETING LITTLE BIRD
COME ON FOO’ THAT AIN’T RAPPING I HEARD
AND YOU THINK YOU CAN ROLL LIKE MY MAN CHAN?
ANYTHING YOU CAN DO BETTER I CAN
I ‘M RIPPING YOU UP, LIKE A HURRICANE
I’M LEAVING YOU LOST LIKE AN ILL FATED PLANE
I’M CUTTING YOU DOWN LIKE A ‘JACK DOES THE FORREST
THEN ROUNDHOUSE BITCH, COS I’M THE TRANFANS CHUCK NORIS.

S’UP WITH DAT.

[Aaron Hong]

YO YO YO YO

LOOK WHO WE GOT HERE
IT'S A COUPLE OF BRITS
ONE LIKES TO SAY ******
ONE LIKES TO SAY TITS
ONE JUST OUT OF THE NICK
ONE JUST OUT OF BED
ONE GOT HIS HANDS IN HIS PANTS
ONE GOT A BOX ON HIS HEAD
WHO WANTS TO BE AN OWL
WHEN YOU CAN BE A HAWK
WHO WANTS TO ROLL LIKE CHAN
WHEN YOU CAN GIT UP AND RAWK
SO GO BACK TO YOUR HOLE
AND GO FIRE UP YOUR BONG
'COS YOU DON'T NEED A CHAN
YOU GOT THE AARON HONG.

I'M BACK, BITCHES.

[Dead Head]

UH UH UH UH
DAT'S RIGHT
YO
THIS IS HOW WE LAY IT DOWN...

THIS PLACE BE CRAWLIN' WIT DA [EDIT] [EDIT] HATERZ
AND [EDIT] [EDIT] [EDIT] [EDIT] [EDIT] MODERATORS
HERE HANDIN' OUT BEATDOWNS I AIN'T NEVER GONNA BE BORED
(OH, AND I TYPE IN CAPITALS CUZ OF A BROKE-ASS KEYBOARD)
WORD UP FOOL, I'M BROADBAND, BLING-BLING, AND BOASTIN'
YOU'RE F*CKED UP, YOU'RE DIAL-UP, AND YOU BE DOUBLE-POSTIN'

SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!
DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN!

HELL, YOU CAN'T SPELL, DAWG, CUZ YOU STUPID (NO EXCUSE)
AT LEAST I PUT MY GRAMMAR DOWN TO TOO MUCH GIN 'N' JUICE
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LITTLE BITCH THINK PLASTIC TOYS ARE CLASS
YO, TRANSFORM FORTRESS MAXIMUS AND THEN SHOVE HIM UP YOUR ASS

SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!
DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN!
SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT (how rude)!
DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN (positively filthy)!
UH UH UH UH
DAT'S RIGHT

SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!
SAY WHAT?
I SAID "SH1T"
OH, OKAY

SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!
DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN!
ONE TIME! TWO TIME!

MUTHAF*CKA, BY THE WAY, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSIN'
THAT I'M REALLY IN THE CLOSET BEHIND ALL MY MACHO POSIN'
GOT A TEN INCH DICK, NO MAKE THAT 20, NO MAKE THAT SIXTY-SIX
A.S.L.? I'M THE CHATROOM STUD, BANGIN' ALL THE CYBER-CHICKS

WHILE YOU' POSTIN' HERE LIKE A F*CKIN' QUEER
RING-RING GOES MY CELLPHONE, GOT A NEW GIRL ON THE CALL
I'M UP HER STREET WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR MEAT
STD'S ARE LIKE POKEMON, AND I GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL
SHE BRINGS A FRIEND. DAMN! JUICEY AS HELL! I THINK I'LL NEED A BIB
SHE EATS ME STRAIGHT LIKE AN AFTER-EIGHT, WE'RE MACKIN' AT MY CRIB
I STOP THAT BITCH FROM CUMMIN' BY TELLIN' HER ABOUT YOU
THEY DECIDE I'M THE HERO AND THEY BEG FOR STICKY MAN-GLUE
TWO PIECES OF ASS TENDIN' TO MY WHIMS
I PLAYED THOSE HOES LIKE I PLAY 'THE SIMS'

SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!
DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN!
SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!
DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN!
# why do birds suddenly appear?
every time
you are near?
just like me
they want to be
close to you #
SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!
DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN!
AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
UH UH

I'M ALWAYS A WINNER AND YOU'RE USED TA LOSING
I SEE YOU BREAKIN' OUT IN PRE-EMPTIVE BRUISING
YOU BEEN REELED IN AND SKINNED, YOU GUPPY WANKSTA
BY NONE OTHER THAN THE ORIGINAL QWERTY GANGSTA
I SCROLL FARTHER THAN YOU
I DOWNLOAD MORE THAN YOU
I DOUBLE-CLICK SMOOTHER THAN YOU
I REFRESH QUICKER THAN YOU
I GOATSE WIDER THAN YOU
I GROOM LITTLE KIDS ON YAHOO! BETTER THAN YOU

UH UH UH
UH?
UH UH UH

YO, I DON'T CARE IF THIS SWEATING GEEKTARD IS A MODEL FORUM USER
MAKE UP A RULE TO BAN HIS ASS FOR BEING SUCH A DICKWAD LOSER
GO HOME, YOU'RE DONE, YOU'RE WHITE BREAD IN A TOASTER
YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THE (c) INTERNET'S TOUGHEST POSTER (tm)


WHAT!

[IronHide]

UUHHHHH!!!
YEAH!!!!
NAH NAH NA NAH!!!!

UUHHHH!!!!
YEAH!!!!
WEEERD!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH!!!!!!

[Dead Head]

Brilliant!

[Metal Vendetta]

HA HA WELL MY NAME IS EMVEE AND YOU ARE ALL MY BITCHES
AND I'M HITTIN' ALL THE RHYMES AND FLICKIN' ALL YOUR SWITCHES
TWITCHIN' WHEN YOU HEAR THAT EMVEE'S STEPPIN' UP IN THIS PLACE
'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT YOU JUST CAN'T COMPETE AND EMVEE'S WON THE RACE
JUST FACE IT
TASTE IT 'CAUSE YOU'RE NEVER GONNA TASTE IT AGAIN
THAT SWEET TASTE OF VICTORY BELONGS TO ME, MY FRIEND
THAT'S RIGHT, THE METAL VENDETTA
YOU KNOW THERE'S NOBODY BETTER
JUST WRITE IT IN A CHAIN LETTER
AND SEND IT TO THE WHOLE NET OR
JUST GO BACK TO SEIBERTRON AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS
THAT YOU GOT SERVED BY EMVEE AND NOW YOU CAN'T PRETEND
TO BE A TRUE TRANSFAN - THAT PLAN'S DOWN THE PAN
MAN, YOU GOTTA BE A FOOL IF YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN
TRY AND BATTLE WITH VENDETTA, BUT THAT'S NOT THE WORST
BEST FIRST THINKS THAT HE CAN TRY TO COME UP WITH A VERSE
WELL HE THINKS THAT HE'S THE DADDY BUT HE'S NO BETTER THAN SNARL
AND SOON I WILL PWN ALL OF YOU (WELL EXCEPT MAYBE FOR KARL)
SO ACCEPT THAT I'M THE MASTER AND YOU'LL FIND YOU WON'T GET PISSED
'CAUSE YOUR ASS WAS HANDED TO YOU BY THE RAPPING ATHEIST

[Yaya]

RAPPIN ATHEIST, DUDE, PLEASE STEP AWAY,
YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET PWNED BY THE GOD FEARIN TODAY
GIDDUP, GIDDUP, CUZ HERE COMES YAYA,
DEBATIN, WAITIN, TO PISS OFF YA ALL,
RACIST, BASELESS, TASTELESS, BEEN CALLED IT ALL,
BUT LOOK HERE BITCHES, I'M STILL STANDIN TALL!
HEAR ME NOW, WORD! , BAN ME LATER,
ALIAS A PLENTY, THE F*UCKIN TERMINATOR,
A FLY ON SH*T, A RECURRING ITCH,
KEEP ON CRYING, WUSSES, KEEP BEING MY BITCH,
CAUSE THIS BADASS MUTHA IS HERE TO STAY,
WHO'S THAT?
BEST FIRST?!! YOUR ONLY REMEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
HUZZAH, HUZZAH!
A TRANSFANS DOCTOR, A SLICER AND DICER,
THE WAY I OPERATE, I'LL MAKE YOU THINK TWICER,
CHALLENGE ME ONCE, OOOOOHHH,
CHALLENGE ME TWICE, AAAAAHHH,
STEP DOWN MOTHER F*UCKA, STEP DOWN FROM MY MIGHTAAAAA
I WIELD A SCALPEL LIIKE I WIELD MY LONG DICK,
MY MATRIX OF MANHOOD MAKES ALL LADIES TICK,
LIKE OMEGA SUPREME'S ROCKET, LIKE MEGS FUSION CANON,
FIRE ONE!
FIRE TWO!
THERE'S NO ONE LEFT STANDIN!
YAYA, MOTHER [composite word including 'f*ck'], YAYA!

[sprunkner]

I'm coughing up my lungs as soon as Emvee has a smoke,
While Paul pours down the vodka I's a-pourin' down the Coke
I don't know why I do it, but I live just like a monk
Except that I get more tail than all y'all: thus lives da Sprunk.

Caps bug me.

[snarl]

YOU MOFOS, ALL YO' FLOWS IS WACK
YOU'S DITHER LIKE KATE MOSS OFF HER TITS ON CRACK
YOUR RHYMES IS LIMP, LIKE THE WRIST OF LIONEL BLAIR
YA NEED SOME VIAGRA - AND TO GROW SOME PUBIC HAIR
I'M DANGER, DANGER, MERCILESS LIKE MING
AND MY HIGH VOLTAGE IS GONNA MAKE YOU STING
AND IVE GOT MORE JUICE THEN POWERGEN
BATHING IN THE SPOTLIGHT BABY LIKE A HALOGEN
YOUR RHMES ARE PAPER THIN JUST LIKE AN ORIGAMI
I SAW YOU IN THE DELI AND THOUGHT YOU WERE SALAMI
BUT YOURE THE CALORGAS STOVE CAMPING RING
AND YOU ROCK YOUR RATNERS AND YOU CALL IT BLING
I BE THE LEXUS - YOU A HILLMAN IMP!
I'M THE MAN YO MUM CALL POPS - YOU'RE GARY GLITTER'S GIMP!

CH-CHECK IT OUT!

[Metal Vendetta]

JUST LET ME THRU, JUST LET ME THRU, HEY MAN YOU WANT ANY E'S?
SHOCKWAV LOOKS LIKE HE COULD DO WITH ONE OF THESE
PLEASE, SPARE ME FROM YOUR CHEESE AND SAVE YOUR PLEAS
'CAUSE EMVEE'S THE BEE'S KNEES AND HE'S ROLLIN' UP TREES
BREEZIN' OVER YAYA, AARON, DEAD HEAD AND THE REST
EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT MR. FIRST AIN'T QUITE THE BEST
I GOT THE RHYMES I GOT THE PACE
I GOT THE SKILLS TO PLAY AN ACE
IF YOU WANT PUTTING IN YOUR PLACE, JUST SHOW YOUR BOAT RACE
I'LL HIT A HOME RUN AND LEAVE YOU AT SECOND BASE*
WHAT, YOU THINK YOU CAN RHYME? I CAN'T KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE
LIKE JUDD NELSON ONCE SAID: "THIS IS THE END OF THE ROAD"
I DON'T NEED TO RAP ABOUT HOW GENEROUSLY I'M BESTOWED
AND RACIST, BASELESS, TASTELESS, YEAH, YEAH, YAYA, WHATEVER
AND YOU TALK AS IF YOU THINK IT'S SOMEHOW EITHER BIG OR CLEVER
SO STOP POSTING WITH YOUR POSTURING AND SHUT UP WITH ALL YOUR CHEDDAR
LOG OFF THE WEB AND TELL YOUR MOM THAT YOU LOST TO VENDETTA

*or whatever, I don't really understand how basketball works

[Dead Head]

I AM EXCEPTIONALLY PROUD OF MY LARGE MALE GENITALIA
MY TESTICLES ARE THE BIGGEST
MY PENIS HAS TERRIFIC LENGTH AND GIRTH
YOUR GIRLFRIEND CRAVES COPULATION WITH ME
AS I AM THE MOST VIRILE MAN ON PLANET EARTH
MY SEXUAL STAYING POWER PUTS ALL OTHER MEN TO SHAME
IN FACT, IT MAKES ALL OTHER MEN LOOK EXTREMELY DEFICIENT AND IMPOTENT

WOMEN, A.K.A. PROSTITUTES, FORM A QUEUE TO MY DOOR
AT THE WEEKEND I CONGREGATE WITH SAID HARLOTS IN VARIOUS EXCLUSIVE DISCOTHEQUES
THERE, I CONSUME VAST QUANTITIES OF LEGAL AND ILLEGAL STIMULANTS/DEPRESSANTS
WHAT FOLLOWS IS A COLLECTIVELY JOYOUS EXPERIENCE, IN SLOW MOTION
THIS SHOULD REMIND YOU HOW PITIFUL AND DOUR YOUR OWN EXISTANCE IS

I AM AMORAL AND INCREDIBLY AGGRESSIVE, BOTH GOOD POINTS
IF YOU SHOULD BE IN THE VICINITY OF ME
THEN YOU'D BETTER EXTRICATE IMMEDIATELY FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY
AS I WILL UNLEASH AN ARSENAL OF FIREARMS AT YOUR POSTERIOR

I HAVE A HUGE COLLECTION OF MOTORIZED VECHILES WITH
OVERPOWERED ENGINES, EXPENSIVE CUSTOMIZATIONS, AND LARGE WHEELRIM SIZES
DO NOT SUGGEST THAT I HAVE SOLD OUT MY GHETTO ORIGINS
AS I CONSISTENTLY REMEMBER AND RESPECT THE PEOPLE AND NEIGHBORHOOD OF MY UPBRINGING
MY SOLE FOCUS IS THE ACCUMULATION OF DOLLAR BILLS, IN VARIOUS DENOMINATIONS
I AM VERY SUCCESSFUL AT THE ABOVE GOAL
MY FINGERS ARE SURROUNDED BY MANY COSTLY PIECES OF GARISH JEWELRY
WHICH YOU, NO DOUBT, CANNOT AFFORD

MY CONDOLENCES TO YOU ON YOUR POOR CHOICE OF APPAREL
YOUR STYLE OF CLOTHES WENT OUT OF FASHION LAST MONTH
I WEAR THE FINEST CASUAL DAYWEAR, HANGING OFF MY BUTTOCKS
I PURCHASE ONLY THE DEAREST SPORTS FOOTWEAR

I BRUSH OFF YOUR PAST AND FUTURE RHYTMIC RETORTS
AND FINALLY, I COMPARE YOU TO A LOWLY FEMALE CANINE

<grunt>

[Yaya]

NASTY, NASTY, THAT METAL MUTHA [composite word including 'f*ck']
SLAPPED ME, TAPPED ME, LIKE A TWO DOLLA HUCKA,
"DANGER, DANGER", DAMN, I'M LOST IN SPACE,
CHECK MY MANHOOD OUT, IS IT STILL IN PLACE?????,
SEEIN YELLOW, HELLO, IS ANYBODY HOOOOOOOMMMMMMME?
VENDETTA'S HEAT IS KILLIN, CHILLIN TO THE BONE,
NOW I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU RHYHME,
UNDERSTAND HOW YOU SPIN,
BEST, SNARLY, METAL, LOOK OUT, THE DOCTOR IS IN!
AS I COME AT YOU SCRAPIN, RAPPIN, ITS WHAT I'M ABOUT,
SNORTIN, RETORTIN, LIKE AN ALI-FRAZIER BOUT,
MY RHYTHYM IS MEAN, BOYZ, MY RHYTHYM IS FINE, WHAT!
BETTER LEAVE THE PLANET, JOREL, YOU'VE RAN OUT OF TIME
I'M SINGIN, SWINGIN, COMIN ATCHA LIKE JAWS
GOT MORE PRESENTS FOR YA, BOYZ, ****** OVER SANTA CLAUSE
SLASHIN, DASHIN, MY WORDS CUT YUZ DOWN TO SIZE
THE LINE WAS CROSSED LONG AGO, BITCHES STOLE MY NEWBIE PRIZE,
MY WORDS ARE SHARP, PIERCIN, GET READY TO FALL,
MY WORDS ARE LEAN, MEAN, DOUBLE-EDGED LIKE DARTH MAUL,
WHAT WILL SAVE YOU BOYZ NOW, DON'T LOOK TO JESUS,
THERE CAN BE NO SALVATION FROM MY LYRICAL GENUIS


WORD

[IronHide]

UHHHH!!!!
YEAHH!!!!
UHHHH!!!!

YEAHH!!!!
NAH NAH NA NAH!!!!
FOR SHIZZLE DIZZLE!!!
UHHH!!!!!

skeet

[Optimus Prime Rib]

MY MAD FLOW COMES FROM DOWN IN 'DA DIRTY'
PORT CITY MUTHA [EDIT] I KNOW DAT YA'ERD'ME
I GOT MO STYLE MO CHEESE MO CLASS
DATS WHY YO MOMMA GIVES UP DA' ASS.

PRIME RIB BABY BOY - OPR FOR SHEEZY
KICKIN PHAT POSTS LIKE BEST FIRST OR IMPY
DONT [EDIT] MY POSTS CAUSE I LIKE THE SWEARIN
OR ILL STRAP UP AND MAKE WITH THA SHARIN-
PAIN JUST LIKE THE FILES YOU DOWNLOAD
OFF BITTORRENT LIKE A FILESHARE DISCO

(OPR DONE DONE IT AGAIN..
DONT [EDIT] HIS POSTS OR YOULL END UP DEAD)

POSTER WHAT?

(OPR DONE DONE IT AGAIN..
HES GOT ALOT OF PORN THAT HES GOING TO SEND)
]

um.. thats all I got.. its storming and I gotta go

[snarl]

MY MAD FLOW COMES FROM DOWN IN 'DA DIRTY'
PORT CITY MUTHA [EDIT] I KNOW DAT YA'ERD'ME
I GOT MO STYLE MO CHEESE MO CLASS
DATS WHY YO MOMMA GIVES UP DA' ASS.

PRIME RIB BABY BOY - OPR FOR SHEEZY
KICKIN PHAT POSTS LIKE BEST FIRST OR IMPY
DONT [EDIT] MY POSTS CAUSE I LIKE THE SWEARIN
OR ILL STRAP UP AND MAKE WITH THA SHARIN-
PAIN JUST LIKE THE FILES YOU DOWNLOAD
OFF BITTORRENT LIKE A FILESHARE DISCO

(OPR DONE DONE IT AGAIN..
DONT [EDIT] HIS POSTS OR YOULL END UP DEAD)

POSTER WHAT?

(OPR DONE DONE IT AGAIN..
HES GOT ALOT OF PORN THAT HES GOING TO SEND)
]

I IS FEELIN THAT BRO. PEACE.

[saysadie]

... Cheezus Christmas.

Emvee wins.

[snarl]

IT WAS CLEARLY ME HO.

DONT MAKE ME BRING MY BROS DOWN, AND MY GLOCK.

PEACE.

[Optimus Prime Rib]

never said it was good.. just said its all I had. And Im thinkin I at least made snarl laugh.

[saysadie]

IT WAS CLEARLY ME HO.

DONT MAKE ME BRING MY BROS DOWN, AND MY GLOCK.

PEACE.

NO BITCH, IT WAS DA MV.

YOUR BROS ARE NOTHING BUT BRAS. I'MA POP A CAP IN YO ASS AND YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE WENT TO DA BEACH AND THE TIDE CAME IN.

YO DAWG. CHECK DAT, WORD UP ETC

[Legion]

*backs slowly out of the topic*

[KingMob]

'sup.

GUESS I’M LATE FOR DIS ****
DON’T MATTER, I GOT DA BIZNITS
OLD Gs, YOUNG PUPS AND THE ALT ID
YOU AIN’T GOT SWEET [composite word including 'f*ck'] ALL ON ME
WINNIN A BITCH-THREAD DON’T MEAN YOU DA BEST
IT JUST SAYS YOU LOSE THE [composite word including 'f*ck'] PIMP-PLAYA TEST
TOO CONCERNED WITH WANKING YO CHEESY CYBER-DICK
COMPLAIN BOUT EVERTIN IT’S JEEZ OMG LOL MAN, PATH-ET-IC
IF A TRANSFANS THRED DON’T MENTION GOD, STAR WARS OR TEH GEYS
CHECK YO DATES IS IT A MONTH OF SUNDAYS?
WTF IS GOING ON WITH ALL DOSE THREADS
SAME GUYS SAME TOPICS DEY’RE JUST BASHING THEIR HEADS
DA MOBSTER AIN’T GOT NO TIME FOR DAT LAME SHOWDOWN
BEEN THERE DONE THAT GOT THE TOP ******* CROWN
DA MOB STAYS FROSTY, LIKES TO CHILL AND STAY FREEZY
WITH THE AID OF FINE HERBS, I BE TAKING IT EASY
I SMOKE DA LONG SPLIFFS AND LULZ AT CHOO
SEEMS AS IF MOANING AND WHINGING’S ALL YOUSE DO
SURE I USED TA BURN THREADS DOWN FLAMES ALL AROUND
BUT THAT ****’S OLD, LAMZ00R, NO FUN TO BE FOUND
RIPPING ON A DUDE FOR NO REAL REASON’S JUST WRONG
BUT [composite word including 'f*ck'] IT WHATEVER I’M JUST A JOCK WITH A BONG
HERE TO RELAX AND TALK SWEET MARVEL COMICS
READ FUN THREADS AND LEARN THE EBONICS
THE INTERWEB IS A GREAT PLACE TO BIG UP AND ACT HARD
AS LONG THAT IS, IF YOU’RE A PITUARY RETARD
TIRED OF THE HATING, KEYBOARDS COVERED IN MUCK
YOU ******* PR0N-ADDLED HOMONCULOID [composite word including 'f*ck']
SOMETIMES IT SEEMS LIKE THERE’S NOTHING BUT HATERZ
SNEERING INSECURE LITTLE DBZ MASTERBATERZ
EVEN HERE AT THE PLACE WHERE THOSE WHO RATE PAT LEE
WILL EVENTUALLY END UP LIKE ******* ISHIN_OOKAMI
THAT’S BURNED, ZINGED, SCHOOLED, PWNED AND FLASH-FRIED
AND IF YOU’RE A TOTAL ******* TUBE WELL, I.P. DENIED!
SOMETIMES THERE’S A LOW BLOW ABOUT SCOTS OR TEH SEIBS
PLEASE DON’T STOP YOU’RE HURTING MY SIDES
WELL, THAT’S LIFE I GUESS, IT’S ALL IN HOW IT FLOW
I’M MOB-STYLING WHILE YOU ALL JUS TAKE TURNS TO BLOW
YOUR ENVY IS SAD BUT IT’S OKAY I DON’T MIND
I DON'T GIVE A [composite word including 'f*ck'] AND I THINK YOU’LL FIND
THAT THE OTHER PLACE THANKS TO ME IS IMPROVED
WHILE YOUR **** GETS [composite word including 'f*ck'] ALL HITS MAN IT SUCKS TO BE YOU

...mmm. May have to do a radio-friendly edit.

[Yaya]

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


YA THINKIN YA HOPIN YA WISHIN WE WUZ DONE,
WE'RE BACK ON DA SCENE, BACK FOR DA FUN
MOBSTER IS HERE WHEN HE SHOULDA STAYED BACK,
POP A RHYME IN HIS ASS, NOW ALL TRANSFANS ATTACK,
SHOULDA COME UP PREPARED YA LEFT YA STRANGE PLACE,
SHOULDA CHECKED IN ON SEIBERTRON'S V-SIG DATABASE,
IT WOULDA TOLD YA, FOOL, OF SEIBERTRONS PLIGHT,
OF THE FALL OF THEIR KING AND OF THE RISE OF OUR MIGHT,
NEW COLORS ARE CHEEZY, MOB,SLEAZY, A BATTLECHARGERS GRAFFITI,
YA BETTER RUN FROM US NOW, YA BETTER HEAD FOR TAHITI,
YOU'LL NEED A VACATION FROM OUR RHYTHYM AND RHYME,
AFTER CARLY, WHO'S THAT, YO MOMMA THIS TIME?
YA PLAY LIKE A LEIGE, AND YA PLAY LIKE A LORD,
YA FU**ED WITH US NOW, NOW YA F**KED UP YA BOARD,
CUZ A THREAT FROM A KING IS A THREAT FROM A PAAAAWN,
YA STEPPED UP TA BAT, NOW YA GETTIN STEPPED ON
WE'RE HITTIN YA HARDER THAN UNICRONS FISTS,
COME DOWN ON YA NOW, THE SWARM ON JHIAXUS,
CAN'T RUN TO YO MOMMA, ALPHA STRIKE, SUPREME CONVOY,
MODERATORS FALL HERE LIKE ACHILLES AT TROY,
KING MOB UNDERSTANDS, SEE, HE'S DOWN LIKE A DOPE,
HELP HIM OBIWON KENOBI, YOUR HIS ONLY HOPE,
YA BARELY LEFT STANDIN, BUT I'Z DONE A PLAYIN,
CAUSE LIKE BOMBSHELL, VENDETTAS MIND IS A LYRICAL PLAYPEN,
SO STEP ASIDE ALL YA SEIBERTRON BITCHES,
YIELD TO THE MIGHT OF HIS HAUNTIN WORD WITCHES

[KingMob]

WAIT WHAT’S THAT YO WANTIN SOME MORE?
YO BANNED ASS SHOULDA STAYED OFFA THE FLOOR
YO’ RHYMES ARE CRIMES AND ALL GS CAN BEAT YOU WITH EAZE
GIVE IT UP YOUNG BUCK COZ HOT-DAMN YOU SUCK, THANKYOU PLZ
AN’ YO’ ATTEMPTS TO SOW DISCORD ARE MAKING ME BORED
GO ON BACK TO TREATIN YOUR GIRL LIKE A TEN-DOLLAR WHORE
COZ FOOL, YOU JUST AIN’T GOT NO RESPEC’ ON THIS BOARD
TRY AS YOU MIGHT YOU’RE JUST NOTHING BUT *****
LITLE BOY YOU DONE REALISE IT, GO INTO THE LIGHT
YOU DIED LONG AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY
WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK YOU GOT NOTHING TO SAY
OH WAIT, YES YOU DO, YOU THINK ULTRA MAGNUS IS GAY
HOW CAN WE LIVE WITHOUT SUCH STAGGERING DISCOURSE
OF WHICH EXPRESSION YOU JUS’ DONE GOTS NO REMORSE
FOLKS THINK THEY THE CLEVER ONES GIVE ME A LAUGH
HELL AH FOUND SMARTER BUGS CRAWLIN AROUN INNA BATH
YOU SLAG THE SITE WHERE YOU DIED A DEATH ALL YOU WANT
CAN’T YOU READ I DON’T CARE YOU DUMB ILLITERATE ****
YOUR DIATRIBE ILLUSTRATES ALL MY POINTS SO WELL
YOU DEFEAT YOURSELF BUT Y’KNOW I’M HAPPY TO HELP
I GOTS PLENTY O' RESERVE AND CAN’T YOU SEE I SOLO HERE
FEELS LIKE HOME AND UNLIKE YOU I AIN’T GOTS THE FEAR
SO YEAH YOU GONE STEP OUTTA THE THREAD
YOU CAN’T KEEP IT UP YOU JUS GONE DROPPED DEAD
AND I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WENT AND CALLED FOR HELP
THAT’S LAME BRO YOU MOMMA NEED TO GIVE YOU A SKELP
BUT THERE IS A THING ON WHICH IT SEEMS WE AGREE
IT LOOKS LIKE NOBODY WANTS TO [composite word including 'f*ck'] WITH EMVEE

[Yaya]

SO DA KINGMOBS GOTTA A LITTLE MORE LEFT, I SEE
SHOULDA PACKED YO ASS UP AND LEFT MAJESTY,
I’M NOT SHAKEN, HOPE YA FAKIN, CUZ YA TERRIBLY MISTAKEN,
ON MY LYRICAL CHESS BOARD, KINGS ABOUT TO BE TAKEN,
YAYA'S SUITIN UP, JUICIN UP, EVERYBODY TAKE COVER,
DR. SEUSS, MOTHER GOOSE GONNA LEARN THERES ANOTHA,
LIKE DA CAT IN THE HAT AND THE FLUTE OF PIPED PIPER,
YA VERBAL DIARRHEAZ TOO STRONG FOR YA DIAPER,
I SEE YA LIKE STAR WARS, SO LEMME PUT IT LIKE DIS,
GONNA FREEZE YA ASS LIKE CARBONITE , MAKE LEIA MY BITCH,
FLYIN SOLO’S A NONO AGAINST YAYA’S DEF JAM,
MY RHYMES MELT IN YA MOUTH KINGMOBS MELT IN YA HAND,
YOUR SINKIN YOUR SHRIKIN YOUR CHEESY LIKE CHEDDAR,
A DIAMOND GOES FADIN WHEN A YAYA’S FOREVER,
YA MATERIALS LIKE CEREAL NOW GO SNAP, CRACKLE, POP
LIKE MAXWELL I RAP WELL, I’M GOOD TA THE LAST DROP,
I’M RAPPIN WIT EASE, TRAPPIN WIT EASE, AIMIN TA PLEASE,
A POETICAL SINBAD SAILIN DA SEAS, SHOOTIN DA BREEZE,
I’M DOWN WIT MY TRANSFANS HOMIES

OVER AN OUT, BOYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


Been fun, nothing personal.