The greatest song ever.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:50 am

Okey I lied. It's the funniest song ever. Me and my friends quote it all the time.

Michael W. Smith - Our god is an awesome god.

It sounds like a really crappy 80's rock song.

My friends actually thought that it was something that Trey Parker and Matt Stone (South Park) had done

They were almost shocked when I told them that this guy is for real.
Oh how we laughed.

Hello. My name is Michael, and I love christian rock.

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When He rolls up His sleeves
He ain't just puttin' on the ritz
(our God is an awesome God)
There is thunder in His footsteps
And lightning in His fist
(our God is an awesome God)
Well, the Lord wasn't joking
When He kicked 'em out of Eden
It wasn't for no reason that He shed his blood
His return is very close and so you better be believing
that our God is an awesome God

REFRAIN
Our God(our God) is an awesome God
He reigns(He reigns) from heaven above
With wisdom(with wisdom) pow'r and love
our God is an awesome God

And when the sky was starless in the void of the night
(our God is an awesome God)
He spoke into the darkness and created the light
(our God is an awesome God)
Judgment and wrath he poured out on to Sodom
Mercy and grace He gave us at the cross
I hope that we have not too quickly forgotten that
our God is an awesome God

Refrain x3

Our God is an awesome God
Our God is an awesome God
(Our God is an awesome God)
(Our God is an awesome God)

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:54 am

Love the implicit acceptance of the potential equal validity of other religions in the word "our"

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:03 pm

Heh, that's awesome. I have a weakness for religious tat.

My current fave song has to be
William Shatner & Ben Folds - You'll Have Time

Live life
Live life like you're gonna die
Becasue you're gonna
I hate to be the bearer of bad news
But you're gonna die

Maybe not today or even next year
But before you know it you'll be saying
"Is this all there was?
What was all the fuss?
Why did I bother?"

Now, maybe you won't suffer maybe it's quick
But you'll have time to think
Why did I waste it?
Why didn't I taste it?
You'll have time
Because you're gonna die.

Yes it's gonna happen because it's happened to a lot of people I know
My mother, my father, my loves
The president, the kings and the pope
They all had hope

And they muttered just before they went
Maybe, I won't let go
Live life like you're gonna die
Because you are

Maybe you won't suffer maybe it's quick
But you'll have time to think
Why did I waste it?
Why didn't I taste it?
You'll have time
'Cause you're gonna die

I tell you who else left us
Passed on down to heaven no longer with us
Johnny Cash, JFK, that guy in the Stones
Lou Gehrig, Einstein, and Joey Ramone
Have I convinced you?
Do you read my lips?
This may come as news but it's time
You're gonna die
You're gonna die

By the time you hear this I may well be dead
And you my friend might be next
'Cause we're all gonna die

Yeah, oh maybe you won't suffer and maybe it's quick
But you'll have time to think
Why did I waste it?
Why didn't I taste it?
You'll have time
You'll have time cause you're gonna die
Yes, you're gonna die
You're gonna die, I tell you
You're gonna die
You are gonna die

'Cause maybe you won't suffer maybe it's quick
But you have time to think
Why did I waste it?
Why didn't I taste it?
You'll have time 'cause you're gonna die

Live Life
Life life like you're gonna die
Because you're going to
Oh yes
I hate to be the beater of bad news
But you're gonna die

Maybe not today or even next year
But before you know it you'll be saying
"Is this all there was?
What was all the fuss?
Why did I bother?
Why did I waste it?
Why didn't I taste it?"
You'll have time, baby
You'll have time
'Cause you're gonna die
You are gonna die
Oh yeah

(the sung part in the background)
Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E-G-O-double-N-A-DIE Die!
You are gonna diiiiiie
Lung cancer, heart attack, diabetes, drug overdose
Choke on a chicken bone
Hit by a lightning bolt
Heart attack
Airplane crash
Car wreck
F*cked up in your aaaaa---s-s-s-s!

Post by **Best First** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:27 pm

Judgment and wrath he poured out on to Sodom
Mercy and grace He gave us at the cross

is God mensturating?

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:57 pm

No way - potentially best song ever (IMHO) :

Terrance: Shut your ******* face uncle [composite word including 'f*ck']
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle [composite word including 'f*ck']
You're an uncle [composite word including 'f*ck'], yes its true
Nobody ****s uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your ******* face uncle [composite word including 'f*ck']
You're the one that ****** your uncle, uncle [composite word including 'f*ck']
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just [composite word including 'f*ck'] your uncle all day long

(farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(farting noises)
(laughing)
(farting noises)
Policeman: What's going on here?
(farting noises)
People: OOOoooooooooooooh
****** ****** uncle [composite word including 'f*ck'] uncle [composite word including 'f*ck'] [composite word including 'f*ck'] [composite word including 'f*ck'] [composite word including 'f*ck']
T & P: Shut your ******* face uncle [composite word including 'f*ck'] (Terrance: uncle [composite word including 'f*ck'])

Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle [composite word including 'f*ck']
Phillip: You're an uncle [composite word including 'f*ck'] I must say
Terrance: Well you ****** your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
People: Uncle [composite word including 'f*ck']... thats
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E [composite word including 'f*ck'] you Uncle
[composite word including 'f*ck'] tonight...

Phillip:Suck my balls

Post by **Denyer** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:43 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:My current fave song has to be
William Shatner & Ben Folds - You'll Have Time

Deliberate recording or mash-up?

KingMob · Post by **KingMob** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:23 am

I think it's on the 'Has Been' album, right? Ben Folds produced that.
I think I've even heard it, but can't recall the song unfortunately.

This thread has made me start to hum South Park's 'Merry ******* Christmas'...

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:32 am

We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall!
Snow man!

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:21 pm

Perhaps this is what Tenacious D was referring to when they sang this http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/tenaciousd/tribute.html

Stormwolf · Post by **Stormwolf** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:09 pm

Best song ever, the ultimate showdown by Lemon Demon

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:44 pm

I haven't heard "Our God is an Awesome God" in forever. Hee.

There's an even better one about God and Satan having a boxing match where Satan says, "I hate this healing junk!" and God says, "Shut your face. I wrote the book."

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:56 pm

sprunkner wrote:I haven't heard "Our God is an Awesome God" in forever. Hee.

There's an even better one about God and Satan having a boxing match where Satan says, "I hate this healing junk!" and God says, "Shut your face. I wrote the book."

Beer meets screen