Tranfans Newbie Of The Year Awards 2005: TITLE BOUT!

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:53 pm

That's right! Laaadies and Geeentlemen! The time has come to see your nominees duke it out in the ring!

Who will be crowned the epitome of what Transfans can muster and upbring in terms of a fantastic, sensational new member?!

Withooout further aaadieú:

The poll will stay open for 6 days, and then a winner will be anounced.

Bouncelot · Post by **Bouncelot** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:12 pm

Well, IMO there are only three serious contenders: Autobloke, Scraplet, and Dalek (mainly because I didn't pay enough attention to any of the others' posts). I have to go with the fellow Who fan whom I already know from two other boards (the archive and Outpost Gallifrey).

EX-TER-MIN-ATE

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:23 pm

batman

The Last Autobot · Post by **The Last Autobot** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:30 pm

Scraplet.

He deserves it

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:32 pm

Batman

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:35 pm

I third the motion for Batman.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:36 pm

Hound · Post by **Hound** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:11 pm

Where's Batman?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:21 pm

Batman - democracy people!!!

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:21 pm

Autobloke!

'Cus he's loveable. And he makes comics. And, he's a dashing young fellow once his scabs have healed.

Hound wrote:Where's Batman?

There's been rumours that Besters shot him or something.

In the shinbone at that.

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:54 pm

I voted for Bumblemus Prime, for personal reasons.

Post by **Best First** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm

sprunkner wrote:I voted for Bumblemus Prime, for personal reasons.

to prevent your penis being removed?

Post by **Denyer** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:51 pm

Autobloke and Scraplet give the most convincing impression of having been here forever...

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:05 pm

Denyer wrote:Autobloke and Scraplet give the most convincing impression of having been here forever...

and that's a good thing?

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:40 am

Best First wrote:
sprunkner wrote:I voted for Bumblemus Prime, for personal reasons.
to prevent your penis being removed?

Nothing's more personal than a penis.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:57 am

In my opinion a rimjob is more personal.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:52 am

Comeon people... Where's the Dalek love? You don't all really think I'm Brend do you?

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:02 pm

Autobloke ran off to cry the moment somebody levelled criticism at him for his annoying spam habit and hasn't had the stones to come back yet. Doesn't get my vote.

Dalek's only a recent addition and is allegedly me. Batman was discounted for allegedly being me so I must refrain from that vote on principle.

Scraplet gets the vote.

Post by **Best First** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:00 pm

inflatable dalek wrote:Comeon people... Where's the Dalek love? You don't all really think I'm Brend do you?

quiet Brend.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:37 pm

inflatable dalek wrote:You don't all really think I'm Brend do you?

We all know you are, because we're all Brend too (except Predabot and apparently Batman (although not too sure about that one)).

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:43 pm

Hello. My name is Brendocon.
Go Southampton!

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:54 pm

Legion wrote:We all know you are, because we're all Brend too (except Predabot).

Hah! I knew it!

It would appear in the poll, as if we see a strong trend towards Scraplet, however, Inflatable Daleks been catching up recently. Could still wager over towards Dalek.

Bouncelot · Post by **Bouncelot** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:03 pm

Legion wrote:
inflatable dalek wrote:You don't all really think I'm Brend do you?
We all know you are, because we're all Brend too (except Predabot and apparently Batman (although not too sure about that one)).

We are BrendoBorg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:20 pm

Brendocon wrote:Autobloke ran off to cry the moment somebody levelled criticism at him for his annoying spam habit and hasn't had the stones to come back yet.

I didn't 'run off crying' as you suggest. I simply came to the conclusion that enjoying Transformers here wasn't worth the downside of having to deal with people like you. Sometimes I may regret that choice because there are people here that I do still like, but I've found forums that are considerably more welcoming than this one ever was.

Brendocon wrote:Doesn't get my vote.

Oh no, however shall I cope with the rejection?

Scraplet · Post by **Scraplet** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:26 pm

Brendocon wrote:Autobloke ran off to cry the moment somebody levelled criticism at him for his annoying spam habit and hasn't had the stones to come back yet. Doesn't get my vote.

Dalek's only a recent addition and is allegedly me. Batman was discounted for allegedly being me so I must refrain from that vote on principle.

Scraplet gets the vote.

Hey, why the sad face Brend? Progress by default has been the pattern of my life. By voting for me you have reinforced the karmic tendencies of my existance and brought balance to the force. You've made the universe a better place

. So, you can smile

Who else requires enlightenment? Form an orderly queue.

Edit: Hi 'bloke, long time no see!

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:43 pm

Autobloke wrote:I didn't 'run off crying' as you suggest.

Seemed like it to me. And I didn't suggest, I stated.

I simply came to the conclusion that enjoying Transformers here wasn't worth the downside of having to deal with people like you.

People who happened to agree with the staff that your spam habit was annoying and unnecessary? Because voicing that was the extent of my involvement with you.

but I've found forums that are considerably more welcoming than this one ever was.

If being "welcoming" involves enthusiastically greeting every worthless post and reply-for-the-sake-of-it, and pretending that you weren't spamming, then I can live without being it.

Brendocon wrote:Doesn't get my vote.
Oh no, however shall I cope with the rejection?

I'm sure you'll find a way. If you've managed to get so bent out of shape solely from a fact-based justification of why I'm not voting for you, then you've at least shown development from the "run off somewhere else" approach you took when Besters told you off.

And congratulations for finally having the stones to come back.

Post by **Best First** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:52 pm

i once "came back". Pass the tissues! fnar! fnar!

man, i slay me, if only every topic consisted of numerous posts like this one over and over and over again. Wouldn't that be great? Wouldn't it?

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:01 pm

Best First wrote:man, i slay me, if only every topic consisted of numerous posts like this one over and over and over again. Wouldn't that be great? Wouldn't it?

feck, i'll get my coat...

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:10 pm

Brendocon wrote:Dalek's only a recent addition

Isn't that the whole point? Honestly, I can be so dumb...

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:15 pm

Obfleur wrote:In my opinion a rimjob is more personal.

Since Brend is All, Brend is more personal than a rimjob and a penis.

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