Didn't I mention something about changing passwords at some point...?
Ohhhh [composite word including 'f*ck'] it. Because I am good and drunk. And it's been years since I posted something as stupid as this, and stupid can be good.
I don't think this is that good though. I should know better. But whatever.
I am drunk. I am toasted, I am half-cut, I am so very, very gone. And I have another phone number. He called me, like, five minutes ago. It was hilarious.
I didn't mean to get drunk, oh no. I've been getting drunk faaaar too often as of late. But my friend wanted to go out... I went out... it was supposed to be a "couple of drinks", but then we ended up... well, dnnk as [composite word including 'f*ck'].
And I had a balloon! I had a balloon. Balllooooooooon. It was red. It belonged to some guy who's birthday it was. I took it home. But I gave it to my friend because she gave me cigarettes. Because I chain-smoke like a nut when I'm drunk, and I had run out.
I'm going to shut up now. Someone lock this.
