Chaka, chaka, chaka, chaka khan

[Guest]

Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB
I'm five years old and my dad's giant sitting beside me
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singing
'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!'

My dad's totally had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubblin and jokin' away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are gettin all impatient and angry, but we don't mind

And we're holding up the bypass, oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Oh woah

Sittin on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

Oh no..

And we pull over to let the cars pass
And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass
And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger

And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell em I'm eight, my dad's BA Baracus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas

And we're holding up the bypass, oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Oh woah

Sittin on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

And we're holding up the bypass, oh oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Oh woah

I'm sittin on the toolbox, oh oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in schoolbox
So glad I'm not in school

Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round

And we're holding up the bypass, woah
Me and my dad havin a top laugh, oh woah

And I'm sittin on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in schoolbox
So glad I'm not in school

Aw, said
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his

Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB

[Optimus Prime Rib]

Thought we were posting aweful songs here. I love that song

[snarl]

Why is Gwen Stefani and Kanye West allowed to make music? They should both just ******* die.

Kanye West is an absolute ****, his stuff borse me silly. Also, he tried to get jiggy with my mate's sister. Fair play, she is buff.

[divebomb]

I stop and stare at you
Walking on the shore
I try to concentrate
my mind wants to explore

The tropical scent of you
Takes me up above
And girl when I look at you
Oh I fall in love

No doubt you look so fine
Girl I wanna make you mine
I want to be with a woman just like you
No doubt I'm the only man
Who can love you like I can
So just let me be with the woman that I love
Baby girl... Shine like a looking glass

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Mysterious girl
I wanna get close to you
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Mysterious girl
Move your body close to mine

Girl you are me heart's desire
and you alone a set me soul on fire
Me tell dem
Girl you are me heart desire
and you alone... watch dis

Watching the sun go down
The tide is drifting in
We can get closer now
and feel the warmth within

Cos I'm looking in your eyes
Feeling so alive
and Girl when you touch me
It's time to take it through the night

Girl I wanna be with you
I wanna spend the night with you
I need to be with the woman that I love
Girl I wanna do to you
All the things you want me to
I need to be with the woman that I love
Baby girl...let your loving release

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Mysterious girl
I wanna get close to you
(so close to you my baby)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Mysterious girl
Move your body close to mine

Well I've been sitting by the phone hoping you'd call
When time me hear your voice I feel ten feet tall
Body weh you have a make de man dem a bawl
Man a tripover man when time your name call
Your pretty looks surround me like a flowers a bloom
And I love the smell of your Elizabeth Taylor perfume
Your personality alone light up de room
Just one kiss alone a make me heart go boom

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Mysterious girl
I wanna get close to you
(c'mon now,c'mon now)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Mysterious girl
Move your body close to mine

[Guest]

Thought we were posting aweful songs here.

So did I.

I love that song

So do I.

Go figure?

[spiderfrommars]

I listened to the words of that song for the first time yesterday. Didn't realise the TF reference before then.

[KingMob]

I listened to the words of that song for the first time yesterday. Didn't realise the TF reference before then.

Prime, along with some other cool stuf, is in the (bloody excellent) video:
http://www.jcbsong.co.uk/jcbvideo.asp

[spiderfrommars]

Fecking excellent video.

[IronHide]

So sweet, so beautiful
Everyday like a queen on her throne
Don't nobody knows how she feels
Aicha, Lady one day it will be real

She moves, she moves like a breeze
I swear I can't get her out of my dreams
To have her shining here by my side
I'd sacrifice all the tears in my eyes

Aicha Aicha - passing me by (there she goes again)
Aicha Aicha - my my my (is it really real)
Aicha Aicha - smile for me now
Aicha Aicha - in my life

She holds her child to her heart
Makes her feel like she is blessed from above
Falls asleep underneath her sweet tears
Her lullaby fades away with his tears

Aicha Aicha - passing me by (there she goes again)
Aicha Aicha - my my my (is it really real)
Aicha Aicha - smile for me now
Aicha Aicha - in my life

She needs somebody to lean on
Someone body, mind & soul
To take her hand, to take her world
And show her the time of her life, so true
Throw the pain away for good
No more contemplating boo

Lord knows the way she feels
Everyday in his name she begins
To have her shining here by my side
I'd sacrifice all the tears in my eyes
Aicha Aicha - ecoute moi

[saysadie]

These songs are hilarious. My friend played them for me the other day back to back... I can honestly say it was some of the stupidest music I've ever heard. Breakup parody, I think... if not parody, then still funny as hell to listen to back to back.

"See I don't, know why
I liked you so much
I gave you all of my trust
I told you I loved you
Now that's all down the drain
You put me through pain
I wanna let you know how I feel

[composite word including 'f*ck'] what I said, it dont mean **** now
[composite word including 'f*ck'] the presents, might as well throw 'em out
[composite word including 'f*ck'] all those kisses, they didn't mean jack
[composite word including 'f*ck'] you you hoe, I dont want you back(2x)

You thought you could keep this **** from me, yea
You burnt bitch, I heard the story
You played me, you even gave him head.
Now you're asking for me back
You just another act
Look elsewhere, cause you're done with me

[composite word including 'f*ck'] what I said it dont mean **** now
[composite word including 'f*ck'] the presents, might as well throw em out
[composite word including 'f*ck'] all those kisses, they didn't mean jack
[composite word including 'f*ck'] you you hoe, I dont want you back (2x)

You questioned, did I care
You could ask anyone, I even said
You were my great one
Now its over, but I do admit I'm sad
It hurts real bad, I can't sweat that, cause I loved a hoe

[composite word including 'f*ck'] what I said it don't mean **** now
[composite word including 'f*ck'] the presents might as well throw 'em out
[composite word including 'f*ck'] all those kisses, they didn't mean jack
[composite word including 'f*ck'] you you hoe, I dont want you back"

***

"Nooo Ohhh
No No No

You know there are two sides to every story.

See I don't, know why
you're crying like a bitch,
Talkin **** like a snitch,
Who are you write a song 'bout me,
If you really didn't care, you wouldn't wanna share
Telling everybody just how you feel.

[composite word including 'f*ck'] what I did, was your fault somehow,
[composite word including 'f*ck'] the presents, I threw all that **** out,
[composite word including 'f*ck'] all the crying, it didn't mean jack,
Well guess what yo, [composite word including 'f*ck'] you right back

[composite word including 'f*ck'] what I did, was your fault somehow
[composite word including 'f*ck'] the presents, I threw all that **** out
[composite word including 'f*ck'] all the crying, it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, [composite word including 'f*ck'] you right back

You thought you could,
Really make me moan
I had better sex all alone
I had to turn to your friends
Now you want me to come back,
You must be smoking crack,
I'm going elsewhere,
And that's a fact

[composite word including 'f*ck'] all those nights I moaned real loud,
[composite word including 'f*ck'] it, I faked it, a ritual
[composite word including 'f*ck'] all those nights you thought you broke my back,
Well guess what yo, your sex was whack

[composite word including 'f*ck'] all those nights, I moaned real loud,
[composite word including 'f*ck'] it, I faked it, a ritual
[composite word including 'f*ck'] all those nights you thought you broke my back,
Well guess what yo, your sex was whack

You question, did I care?
Maybe I would have
If you woulda gone down there
Now its over,
But I do admit I'm glad
I didn't catch your crabs,
I can't sweat that, cause I've got to go

[composite word including 'f*ck'] what I did, was your fault somehow
[composite word including 'f*ck'] the presents, I threw all that **** out
[composite word including 'f*ck'] all the crying, it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, [composite word including 'f*ck'] you right back

you made me do this"

***

Tells a sordid little story. But at the end of it, you just wanna smack them both.

Anyway. Real music.

Hopelessly pretty little ditty, right here. Me loves.

"All alone
On the floor
Next to your twin bed box-spring and mattress
The door
Is ajar
From afar you can hear bands practicing

And when they dream, they all
Dream of somebody like you,
Somebody who takes what they make
Twice as seriously as they could ever hope to do

And when you dream, you dream of a day...

When you find something you could love
Half as much
As you love
All your little round mirrors
See yourself reflected in one,
Theres a hole in the middle you can't seem to fill

Bring them home
Watch them go
All you know is you hope they'll hurry back
And you cry
Then you lie
Your frail body down like a penny on a railroad track

And even if they stay
In touch,
The past stays in the past
But every time,
You crash
A little bit harder than the last

And every time you crash, don't you...

Wanna find something you could love
Half as much
As you love
All your little round mirrors?
See yourself reflected in one,
There's a hole in the middle you can't seem to fill

A shooting star is
A little piece of
Cosmic debris desperately wanting to fall to earth
It doesn't get too far,
It's not a real star
It's hardly even worth
Footnotes in your memoir

Shoulder to shoulder,
Up on our tip-toes,
Chewing our fingers
And craning our necks just to see,
Quite the collection,
Divide by section
It's just a surrogate connection leaving you all alone

On the floor,
Next to your twin bed box-spring and mattress
The door
Still ajar,
There you are and there you're going to stay until

You can find someone who will love
you as much
As you love
all your little round mirrors,
Murdering your time in cold blood,
There's a hole in the middle you can't seem to fill..."