The most bizarre and hillarious thing just happened to me...

Post by **snarl** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:39 pm

Truly crazy stuff.

Please, I'd love it if y'all humour me, I'll tell you in a while. In the meantime, a spot of guessing would be fun, would it not?

It is outlandish!

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:39 pm

you met someone famous?

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:44 pm

Glitter touched you in that special place?

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:45 pm

A random stranger asked "are you that foulmouthed lout off of Transfans.net? I think you're stupid/fantastic"

?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:48 pm

you were in robert dyers and got your flange caught in a JML food slicer which cost only £9.99 ?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:00 pm

You saw naked people in an unexpected place?

Post by **snarl** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:07 pm

2 people have their fingers on the pulse...

I have thought of a good clue.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:11 pm

You saw a naked famous person?

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:15 pm

Gary Glitter ID'd you as being off of Transfans?

Post by **Best First** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:41 pm

someone famous asked "are you that foulmouthed lout off of Transfans.net? I think you're stupid/fantastic"?

Post by **snarl** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:50 pm

Clue 1:

What was Giles job title in Buffy, as far as the young slayer was concerned?

Post by **Best First** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:18 pm

Watcher.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:25 pm

you watched someone famous get touched by Glitter whilst naked?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:25 pm

you were caught watching a famous person?

you were watching ppl in the same way gary glitter watchs ppl?

you were watching gary glitter whilst being foul mouthed?

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:27 pm

You watched someone else ask someone else, "Hey, aren't you that foulmouthed lout off Transfans?" And the other person answered, "Why, yes. Yes I am." And you went away crying.

Post by **snarl** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:28 pm

I did no watching... I was 'the slayer'

so to speak...

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:31 pm

you got to slay garry glitter?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:15 pm

Someone watched while you and Gary Glitter went to Robert Dyers naked?

Post by **Best First** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:50 pm

Gary Glitter trained you to molest people?

Post by **snarl** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:49 pm

To cut a long story short, some bloke asked me if I would [composite word including 'f*ck'] his Thai bride whilst he watched.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:30 pm

snarl wrote:To cut a long story short, some bloke asked me if I would **** his Thai bride whilst he watched.

[composite word including 'f*ck']!

now that's not an everyday occurance!!

did you take him up on the offer?

Post by **snarl** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:32 am

No I didn't.

Right now I think the least I should have done was got a photo of her. He wanted us to go to Green park (down the road from me). Didn't quite fancy it!

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:42 am

snarl wrote:No I didn't.

Right now I think the least I should have done was got a photo of her. He wanted us to go to Green park (down the road from me). Didn't quite fancy it!

lol! Green Park? well, i guess that's a nice locale!

blimely, what an odd chap.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:43 am

Did he ask you because he recognised you as that foulmouthed lout off of Transfans.net?

I'd like to think he did.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:45 am

it would add a certain additional charm to the request if he had.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:46 am

Were ya tempted?

Post by **snarl** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:07 pm

Well well well...

The filthy little sex offender has been phoning me again!

I'm baiting him in an attempt to get a photo. Crazy foo wants me to go down to Green Park.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:16 pm

snarl wrote:Well well well...

The filthy little sex offender has been phoning me again!

I'm baiting him in an attempt to get a photo. Crazy foo wants me to go down to Green Park.

You gave him your phone number?!

Post by **snarl** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:09 pm

Nah, he's phonig me at work. Presume he got that from a local directory.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:29 pm

I would if she was fit and I was better looking then him, but then i do all sorts of stuff that will make me blind