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Post by Brendocon » Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:50 pm

Best First wrote:being a gentleman has rod to do with whether you swear or not, its to do with your appraoch to life, which i would like to think would include not getting worked up about pointless things.
:up: It's what you do in life, not what you say in it.
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Post by Scraplet » Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:00 pm

Brendocon wrote: It can happen! It was in an episode of CSI: Miami and everything.

Guy had been siphoning petrol, had residue inn his system because of it. Picked up his mobile to connect an incoming call. Spark from the battery ignited with the fumes - deaded. Burnt from the inside out.
Don't know how true it is, but they say that the static charge you can generate from wearing sythetic clothes is more of a danger on a petrol forecourt than a mobile phone. So don't wear a track-suit when going to fill up your car.

However, in my experience, people who wear tracksuits as casual clothes probably deserve to be incinerated :twisted:

Regarding Kids and swearing:
Two of the functions the young human mind is programmed to do are:
a) seek attention from adults
b) learn language at an amazingly rapid rate

For these reasons, kids will pick up a swear word immediatly and use it in preference to almost any other facet of language.....
I've altered the way I speak around my children, and they haven't heard me swear for months. My 3 year old son can still occasionally be heard to utter 'f***** hell' if he drops a toy or something! I'm now trying to discuorage this without giving him any real attention for saying it.....negative attention seems to encorage it as much as anything!

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Post by Best First » Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:09 pm

it gives the words power, i.e they know they canget a reaction.
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:07 pm

Brendocon wrote::up: It's what you do in life, not what you say in it.
Damn straight, melonfarmer.
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Post by Denyer » Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:31 pm

Brendocon wrote:It's what you do in life, not what you say in it.
Speech is an action. Churchill was quite big on it. ;)

Of course, he was also both an archetypal gentleman and extraordinarily impolite to those he deemed deserving...

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Post by Optimus Prime Rib » Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:39 pm

Brendocon wrote:
Best First wrote:being a gentleman has rod to do with whether you swear or not, its to do with your appraoch to life, which i would like to think would include not getting worked up about pointless things.
:up: It's what you do in life, not what you say in it.
when both of you have kids, lets see how you feel about the situation. I used to feel the same way until the first time Mykal screamed "God Damnit" when I told him he couldnt have a toy at the store.

Jessica and I had a LONG talk about her use of that particular word whenever she gets upset. Which is often.
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Post by Denyer » Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:55 pm

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:[if either] of you have kids
...it's still doubtful they'll see your point of view. To be embarrassed in public by offspring (or students -- loco parentis is rather similar; you get the responsibility, but fewer sanctions) you have to be capable of being embarrassed by stuff that's as trivial as anything that isn't bigotry or hatred.

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Post by Optimus Prime Rib » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:14 pm

Denyer wrote:
Optimus Prime Rib wrote:[if either] of you have kids
...it's still doubtful they'll see your point of view. To be embarrassed in public by offspring (or students -- loco parentis is rather similar; you get the responsibility, but fewer sanctions) you have to be capable of being embarrassed by stuff that's as trivial as anything that isn't bigotry or hatred.
Its easy to act like you have a higher moral fiber than everyone else until you are in the same situation. I once thought similarly about swearing in public. Id like to make it clear that I am NOT saying that anyone is being snotty about this. Its just easier to SAY how you would act rather than actually be in the situation and have to deal with it. I dont want my kids thinking that they need to swear to get thier point across.
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Post by Denyer » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:23 pm

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:Its easy to act like you have a higher moral fiber
It isn't moral fibre. It's not caring / crediting someone else's value system with worth.
Optimus Prime Rib wrote:I dont want my kids thinking that they need to swear to get thier point across.
Neither do I; I'd rather people develop vocabularies in at least four or five digits before they move onto shortcuts. This is a) self-acknowledged elitism, and b) the result of encountering far too many people who can't communicate even when they want to.

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Post by Optimus Prime Rib » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:30 pm

on a friendlier note, the boys have recently started picking up spanish,french, and sign language as well. Gotta love baby Einstein.

Im learning as well :) I minored in French so this is like a refresher course.
Knew nothing about Spanish aside from whats similar to French. Sign language was right out. But its great because I have a guy at work who is deaf and its hard for me to communicate with him. I hope this helps with basic communication.

Soon Ill be able to teach them music hopefuly. :)
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Post by Guest » Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:14 pm

Brendocon wrote:
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Rebis wrote:That's not illegal then? The potentially explosive scenario of mobile phone igniting gas fumes?

Should've got the sheriff to step in on that, surely?
Wha? Are petrol-fumes really so unstable a compound that they can be ignited by so small amount of microwave-radiation as that of a mobile-phone??

Or is their a fear of sudden short-circuit with sparks? That doesn't seem very likely with a power-source like a mobile-battery...
Spark issue.

It can happen! It was in an episode of CSI: Miami and everything.

Guy had been siphoning petrol, had residue inn his system because of it. Picked up his mobile to connect an incoming call. Spark from the battery ignited with the fumes - deaded. Burnt from the inside out.
Brend knows it!

I worked in a petrol station for over a year. I know all about ignition hazards. Vehicles are only safe because the spark plugs are sealed within the engine.

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Post by Pissin' Poonani » Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:17 pm

Rebis wrote:
Brend knows it!

I worked in a petrol station for over a year. I know all about ignition hazards. Vehicles are only safe because the spark plugs are sealed within the engine.
So, how far away from a pump is it considered 'safe' to use a mobile? I'm only asking because a lot of stations must have a huge amount of foot traffic going past each day, so I'd assume you have to be in very close proximity to the pump?
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:27 pm

i have seen an experiment done where a caravan was doused in petrol.

about 20 mobile phones were placed in the fume/soak filled enviroment. they rang them all day - nothing happened.

Also, throwing a lit ciggy but into a petrol trail will not work either. (as seen in all good action flicks)
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Pissin' Poonani wrote:
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Brend knows it!

I worked in a petrol station for over a year. I know all about ignition hazards. Vehicles are only safe because the spark plugs are sealed within the engine.
So, how far away from a pump is it considered 'safe' to use a mobile? I'm only asking because a lot of stations must have a huge amount of foot traffic going past each day, so I'd assume you have to be in very close proximity to the pump?
Anything over about an average car's length should do. As long as by 'pump' you mean 'petroleum in evaporating liquid form', which would also include spills and the very tall pipes that equalise the pressure in the underground tanks.

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Post by Legion » Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:42 pm

What about petrol driven lawnmowers and chainsaws? Safe to chat on the old mobile whilst using them?

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Post by Guest » Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:46 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:i have seen an experiment done where a caravan was doused in petrol.

about 20 mobile phones were placed in the fume/soak filled enviroment. they rang them all day - nothing happened.
Spark issue is only present when the suddenly-ionised internal atmosphere of the mobile phone differs from the deionised fumes. The phones' internal atmospheres had been replaced by the fumes by the time they'd started ringing (the experimenters would have retreated to a safe distance) and therefore the ionised gas was diffused naturally into the rest of the gas fumes.
Also, throwing a lit ciggy but into a petrol trail will not work either. (as seen in all good action flicks)
Heat + Fuel + Oxygen = Fire.

Throwing a cigarette butt (Heat) into a petrol trail (Fuel) protects the embedded (and therefore not naked) flame from the air (Oxygen). Ergo, no fire.

A lit match, or a ricocheting round, on the other hand, would cause ignition through naked flame and friction respectively.
Legion wrote:What about petrol driven lawnmowers and chainsaws? Safe to chat on the old mobile whilst using them?
Considering that the majority of the combustables that come out of those are already combusted, yes.

Not that you be able to hold a decent conversation while using them, tho...

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Post by Legion » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:10 am

Rebis wrote:Not that you be able to hold a decent conversation while using them, tho...
Ah, then you've never hired Crazy Lee's Hedge Trimming Services... ;)

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Post by Guest » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:13 am

Legion wrote:
Rebis wrote:Not that you be able to hold a decent conversation while using them, tho...
Ah, then you've never hired Crazy Lee's Hedge Trimming Services... ;)
That I haven't. But, I do think I might be just that little bit too far afield. ;)

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Post by Legion » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:38 am

Rebis wrote:
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Rebis wrote:Not that you be able to hold a decent conversation while using them, tho...
Ah, then you've never hired Crazy Lee's Hedge Trimming Services... ;)
That I haven't. But, I do think I might be just that little bit too far afield. ;)
Damn, another potential customer gone... :(

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Post by saysadie » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:42 am

Oh, so it is for both genders now, then? Or have I got hedge-trimmers mixed up?

Oh, I'm sorry. That's Bushwhackers.

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:50 am

Rebis wrote:
Also, throwing a lit ciggy but into a petrol trail will not work either. (as seen in all good action flicks)
Heat + Fuel + Oxygen = Fire.

Throwing a cigarette butt (Heat) into a petrol trail (Fuel) protects the embedded (and therefore not naked) flame from the air (Oxygen). Ergo, no fire.

A lit match, or a ricocheting round, on the other hand, would cause ignition through naked flame and friction respectively.
We're not quite there yet.

When air and petrol (or gas) are mixed with a ratio of 15:1, adding a spark will be explosive. At any other ratio the petrol will just burn. Inside the cylinders of any four-stroke engine (which is almost 100% likely to be under your bonnet (or hood) unless you drive a Diesel) air and petrol are mixed in that ratio and then compressed. The sparkplug ignites that mixture with explosive results and the piston is forced back out of the cylinder and so drives the engine.

What they are particularly worried about at petrol stations and the like is someone using their mobile phone (or cellphone) when the petrol (or gas) vapour (or vapor) in the air around them has reached that ratio because it could result in an almighty explosion. The chances of this are remote, but possible. And yes, if you smoke, or hold a naked flame over any engine, there's a chance that the air over the engine might contain that particular explosive ratio, so don't do it.

Funny story, a friend of mine wanted to test this theory with a two litre (or 2.11337641 US quarts) Coke bottle. He added 125 milliliters (or 0.264172051 US pints) of petrol (or gas), shook it, then threw it on a fire.

BANG.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Scraplet » Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:25 pm

Rebis wrote: Heat + Fuel + Oxygen = Fire.

Throwing a cigarette butt (Heat) into a petrol trail (Fuel) protects the embedded (and therefore not naked) flame from the air (Oxygen). Ergo, no fire.

A lit match, or a ricocheting round, on the other hand, would cause ignition through naked flame and friction respectively.
So the static charge from synthetic clothing theory might still hold, if it caused a spark? I'm still picturing someone in a shell suit getting incinerated, that's all..... :D

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Post by BB Shockwave » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:09 pm

Brendocon wrote:
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Rebis wrote:That's not illegal then? The potentially explosive scenario of mobile phone igniting gas fumes?

Should've got the sheriff to step in on that, surely?
Wha? Are petrol-fumes really so unstable a compound that they can be ignited by so small amount of microwave-radiation as that of a mobile-phone??

Or is their a fear of sudden short-circuit with sparks? That doesn't seem very likely with a power-source like a mobile-battery...
Spark issue.

It can happen! It was in an episode of CSI: Miami and everything.

Guy had been siphoning petrol, had residue inn his system because of it. Picked up his mobile to connect an incoming call. Spark from the battery ignited with the fumes - deaded. Burnt from the inside out.
A spark? As Runabout said, the chances of that happening are... pretty good! :twisted:
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:10 pm

Scraplet wrote:EmVee: What do they call a Royale with cheese in the States?:lol:
They got the imperial system over there, they wouldn't know what the **** a Royale with cheese was. You know what they call chips? French fries. And they put some kind of tomato sauce on them. I've seen them man, they ****ing drown 'em in that ****. And if you ask for chips in a shop over there, they try and sell you crisps. And shooting people is legal, but it ain't 100% legal. You can't just walk into a restaurant and blow someone away, no, they want you to shoot people in your home, or other designated areas.
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