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Legion · Post by **Legion** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:30 pm

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,3 ... 17,00.html

My new fave quote of all time:

"It's simple - the Daleks do not do porn."

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:36 pm

They weren't ever intended to be sexual creatures

Ya think?

In any case, I must see this film.

Post by **Best First** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:40 pm

so...

to STOP the daleks being the most feared creatures in the Galaxy...

all The Doctor has to do is trick one into starring ina grot movie?

bloody genius.

The word exsperminate must be in this film. If it is not the world is wrong.

Bouncelot · Post by **Bouncelot** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:46 pm

So I guess the Nation estate doesn't consider those pics of Katy Manning to be porn, then...

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:55 pm

Bouncelot wrote:So I guess the Nation estate doesn't consider those pics of Katy Manning to be porn, then...

That's art damnit!!

Bouncelot · Post by **Bouncelot** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:02 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:
Bouncelot wrote:So I guess the Nation estate doesn't consider those pics of Katy Manning to be porn, then...
That's art damnit!!

Well, they certainly contradict the claim that:

They weren't ever intended to be sexual creatures.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:36 pm

There's that Dalek page three spread as well....

We are indeed extremely dirty, sexual creatures. In fact, one Dalek could pleasure every woman on Earth non stop for a year without even braking into a sweat...

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:38 pm

inflatable dalek wrote:There's that Dalek page three spread as well....

Man, and i thought they were just ethereal beam locators!!

inflatable dalek wrote:We are indeed extremely dirty, sexual creatures. In fact, one Dalek could pleasure every woman on Earth non stop for a year without even braking into a sweat...

that being because Dalek's don't have sweat glands, so they don't sweat... they just EXTERMINATE!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:56 pm

Legion wrote:
inflatable dalek wrote:We are indeed extremely dirty, sexual creatures. In fact, one Dalek could pleasure every woman on Earth non stop for a year without even braking into a sweat...
that being because Dalek's don't have sweat glands, so they don't sweat... they just EXTERMINATE!

There's that many lying toe-rag slimy cheating husbands out there?

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:58 am

Anything can happen nowdays... in Hungary, some pervs did a porn movie in broad daylight on the Hero's square (which is the most visited place by tourists on Budapest). I guess they were amatour showoffs...

Poor Daleks. Who's next? maybe we'll live to see Transformer porn some day...

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:58 am

BB Shockwave wrote:maybe we'll live to see Transformer porn some day...

Hunt around the net for long enough and you can find godknows how much "erotic fiction" and "art" featuring Transformers.

It's quite disturbing.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:19 am

If by 'disturbing' you mean hot, then yes.

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:48 am

Brendocon wrote:
BB Shockwave wrote:maybe we'll live to see Transformer porn some day...
Hunt around the net for long enough and you can find godknows how much "erotic fiction" and "art" featuring Transformers.

It's quite disturbing.

Yes, I did know that one page that Hasbro later shut down... and once I found a fanfic about Silverbolt and BA... erm... you-know-what.

It was pretty disturbing.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:06 pm

BB Shockwave wrote:
Brendocon wrote:
BB Shockwave wrote:maybe we'll live to see Transformer porn some day...
Hunt around the net for long enough and you can find godknows how much "erotic fiction" and "art" featuring Transformers.

It's quite disturbing.
Yes, I did know that one page that Hasbro later shut down... and once I found a fanfic about Silverbolt and BA... erm... you-know-what. It was pretty disturbing.

I remember (and trust me, i've tried very hard not too) i once stumbled across a site (whilst looking for fan-art in general) that featured prominantly various images of Starscream and Megatron... doing various... organic things...

disturbing is not a strong enough word i think.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:20 pm

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:05 pm

The Daleks are sure 'coming' if you know what I mean...

Kup_1 · Post by **Kup_1** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:56 pm

inflatable dalek wrote:There's that Dalek page three spread as well....

We are indeed extremely dirty, sexual creatures. In fact, one Dalek could pleasure every woman on Earth non stop for a year without even braking into a sweat...

Whoa....sign me up!!!

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:04 pm

Consider yourself signed Kup, I bet you can't wait for some hot Dalek mutant action like this:

TransFans.co.uk

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