Skee-Lo
I Wish
Hey, this is radio station W-S-K-E-E
We're takin' calls on the wish line
Making all your wacky wishes come true
Hello
1-I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a six four Impala
I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I can get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme a way to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean up on the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood, black
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble
Got hit with a bottle
And I been in the hospital
For talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type
(rpt 1, 1)
I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really whack
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is a bomb night
With the hood rats you can hold tight
But really tho' I 'm a figaro
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'ma have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 until the 105
Get off at Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive when your livin'
In a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my
(rpt 1, 1)
I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller (3)
Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should notice how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you , what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like dat
(rpt 1, 1)
I wish, I wish, I wish...
CHOONZ
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saysadie
- Insane Decepticon Commander
- Posts:1566
- Joined:Sun Jan 07, 2001 12:00 am
- ::GO MAKE ME A SAMMICH
- Location:That place that's usually pretty cold.
"Baby,
Ladies,
Fellas,
Are you ready?
Let's dance
Baby
I know you like me,
I know you do
That's why whenever I come around, she's all over you
I know you want it,
It's easy to see
And in the back of your mind, I know you should be ******* me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha,
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Fight the feeling,
Leave it alone
'Cause if it aint love, it just ain't enough to leave my happy home
Let's keep it friendly,
You have to play fair
See I don't care, but I know she ain't gonna wanna share
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha,
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
I know I'm on your mind,
I know we'd have a good time
I'm your friend, I'm fun,
And I'm fine
I aint' lying, look at me shine
You ain't blind,
I know I'm on your mind
I know we'd have a good time
I'm your friend, I'm fun,
And I'm fine
I ain't lying, look at me shine
You ain't blind
I know she loves you, so I understand
I'd probably be just as crazy about you if you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime,
Possibly
Until then no friend possibly is a drag for me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha,
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha"
Ladies,
Fellas,
Are you ready?
Let's dance
Baby
I know you like me,
I know you do
That's why whenever I come around, she's all over you
I know you want it,
It's easy to see
And in the back of your mind, I know you should be ******* me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha,
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Fight the feeling,
Leave it alone
'Cause if it aint love, it just ain't enough to leave my happy home
Let's keep it friendly,
You have to play fair
See I don't care, but I know she ain't gonna wanna share
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha,
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
I know I'm on your mind,
I know we'd have a good time
I'm your friend, I'm fun,
And I'm fine
I aint' lying, look at me shine
You ain't blind,
I know I'm on your mind
I know we'd have a good time
I'm your friend, I'm fun,
And I'm fine
I ain't lying, look at me shine
You ain't blind
I know she loves you, so I understand
I'd probably be just as crazy about you if you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime,
Possibly
Until then no friend possibly is a drag for me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha,
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha"
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spiderfrommars
- Big Honking Planet Eater
- Posts:5673
- Joined:Sun Aug 25, 2002 11:00 pm
- Location:Oxford, UK
- Contact:
"We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Josef Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron
Dien Bien Phu and "Rock Around the Clock"
Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, "Peter Pan", Elvis Presley, Disneyland
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"
Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide
Buddy Holly, "Ben-Hur", space monkey, Mafia
hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no go
U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land"
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion
"Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson
Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon, back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Ayatollolah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan
"Wheel of Fortune" , Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller Cola Wars, I can't take it anymore
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Josef Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron
Dien Bien Phu and "Rock Around the Clock"
Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, "Peter Pan", Elvis Presley, Disneyland
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"
Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide
Buddy Holly, "Ben-Hur", space monkey, Mafia
hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no go
U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land"
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion
"Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson
Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon, back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Ayatollolah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan
"Wheel of Fortune" , Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller Cola Wars, I can't take it anymore
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...
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Metal Vendetta
- Big Honking Planet Eater
- Posts:4950
- Joined:Mon Feb 12, 2001 12:00 am
- Location:Lahndan, innit
CAN U DIG IT?
We like the music, we like that disco sound - Hey!
We like the music, we like that disco sound - Hey!
We like the music, we like that disco sound - Hey!
We like the music, we like that disco sound - Hey!
Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it?
Can U dig it? Can U dig it?
Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it?
Can U dig it? Can U dig it?
We dig TV, we dig remote control
we dig the Furry Freak Brothers and the Twilight Zone
We dig Marvel and DC
We dig Run DMC
We dig Renegade Soundwave and AC/DC
Bruce Wayne, auf weidersehn,
Dirty Harry, "Make my day"
Terminator, hit the north!
Alan Moore knows the score
Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it?
Can U dig it? Can U dig it?
Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it?
Can U dig it? Can U dig it?
We dig Optimus Prime and not Galvatron
We dig the Leader of the Pack and Da-Doo-Ron-Ron
Coca-Cola not Pepsi,
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly,
V for Vendetta and Into the Groovey
Bruce Wayne, auf weidersehn,
Dirty Harry, "Make my day"
Terminator, hit the north!
Alan Moore knows the score
Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it?
Can U dig it? Can U dig it?
Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it?
Can U dig it? Can U dig it?
We like the music, we like that disco sound - Hey!
We like the music, we like that disco sound - Hey!
Bruce Wayne, auf weidersehn,
Dirty Harry, "Make my day"
Terminator, hit the north!
Alan Moore knows the score
Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it?
Can U dig it? Can U dig it?
Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it?
Can U dig it? Can U dig it?
We like the music, we like that disco sound - Hey!
We like the music, we like that disco sound - Hey!
We like the music, we like that disco sound - Hey!
We like the music, we like that disco sound - Hey!
Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it?
Can U dig it? Can U dig it?
Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it?
Can U dig it? Can U dig it?
We dig TV, we dig remote control
we dig the Furry Freak Brothers and the Twilight Zone
We dig Marvel and DC
We dig Run DMC
We dig Renegade Soundwave and AC/DC
Bruce Wayne, auf weidersehn,
Dirty Harry, "Make my day"
Terminator, hit the north!
Alan Moore knows the score
Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it?
Can U dig it? Can U dig it?
Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it?
Can U dig it? Can U dig it?
We dig Optimus Prime and not Galvatron
We dig the Leader of the Pack and Da-Doo-Ron-Ron
Coca-Cola not Pepsi,
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly,
V for Vendetta and Into the Groovey
Bruce Wayne, auf weidersehn,
Dirty Harry, "Make my day"
Terminator, hit the north!
Alan Moore knows the score
Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it?
Can U dig it? Can U dig it?
Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it?
Can U dig it? Can U dig it?
We like the music, we like that disco sound - Hey!
We like the music, we like that disco sound - Hey!
Bruce Wayne, auf weidersehn,
Dirty Harry, "Make my day"
Terminator, hit the north!
Alan Moore knows the score
Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it?
Can U dig it? Can U dig it?
Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it?
Can U dig it? Can U dig it?
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
Impactor returns 2.0, 28th January 2010
Impactor returns 2.0, 28th January 2010
Never listened to the lyrics of that Billy Joel song properly. Its actually quite cool.....I never thought I'd say that about Billy Joel 
Cult of Personality - LivingColour
Look into my eyes, what do you see?
Cult of Personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
I'm the Cult of Personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Neon lights, A Nobel Price
The mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You don't have to follow me
Only you can set me free
I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your T.V.
I'm the Cult of Personality
I exploit you still you love me
I tell you one and one makes three
I'm the Cult of Personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi
I'm the Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Neon lights a Nobel Prize
A leader speaks, that leader dies
You don't have to follow me
Only you can set you free
You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
I'm the Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality - LivingColour
Look into my eyes, what do you see?
Cult of Personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
I'm the Cult of Personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Neon lights, A Nobel Price
The mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You don't have to follow me
Only you can set me free
I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your T.V.
I'm the Cult of Personality
I exploit you still you love me
I tell you one and one makes three
I'm the Cult of Personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi
I'm the Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Neon lights a Nobel Prize
A leader speaks, that leader dies
You don't have to follow me
Only you can set you free
You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
I'm the Cult of Personality
Prince
Lets pretend were married
Excuse me but I need a mouth like yours
2 help me forget the girl that just walked out my door
Funny but it seems that you're alone like me
If U r go let's come see what we can see
Ooh, little darlin' if you're
free 4 a couple of hours (Free 4 a couple of hours)
If U ain't busy 4 the next 7 years (Next 7 years)
Say, let's pretend we're married and go all night
There ain't nothin' wrong if it feels all right
I won't stop until the morning light
Let's pretend we're married and go all night, tonight
Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah
All the hippies sing together
Excuse me but I need your chemistry
Don't U wanna be my fantasy?
My girl's gone and she don't care at all
And if she did -- So what? C'mon baby, let's b-b-ball
Ooh little darlin' if you're
free 4 a couple of hours (Free 4 a couple of hours)
If U ain't busy 4 the next 7 years (Next 7 years)
Oh I say let's pretend we're married and go all night
There ain't nothin' wrong if it feels all right
I won't stop until the morning light
Let's pretend we're married and go all night, tonight
Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah
All the hippies sing together
Let's just pretend we're married, tonight
Excuse me but I need a mouth like yours
2 help me forget the girl that just walked out my door
Let's pretend we're married and do it all night
I won't stop until the morning light
Let's pretend we're married and go all night
Ooh, little darlin' if you're
Free 4 a couple of hours (Free 4 a couple of hours)
If U ain't busy 4 the next 7 years (Next 7 years)
Oh darlin', let's preted we're married and go all night
There ain't nothin' wrong if it feels all right
I won' stop until the morning light
Let's pretend we're married and go all night, tonight
(Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah)
Pretend we're married
Let's pretend we're married
Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah
All the hippies sing together
Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah
Oh everybody yeah
Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah
All the hippies sing together
Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah
Yeah, yeah
My girl's gone and she don't care at all
And if she did -- So what? C'mon baby, let's ball
I wanna [composite word including 'f*ck'] U so bad it hurts, it hurts, it hurts
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna [composite word including 'f*ck'] U
Yeah, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna wanna, I wanna [composite word including 'f*ck'] U
Look here Marsha, I'm not sayin' this just 2 be nasty
I sincerely wanna [composite word including 'f*ck'] the taste out of your mouth
Can U relate?
My girl's gone and she don't care at all
And if she did -- I wouldn't care. Let's ball
Whatever U heard about me is true
I change the rules and do what I wanna do
I'm in love with God, he's the only way
'Cuz U and I know we gotta die some day
If U think I'm crazy, you're probably right
But I'm gonna have fun every [composite word including 'f*ck']' night
If U like 2 fight, you're a double-drag fool
I'm goin' 2 another life, how 'bout U?
Jack u off
If U're looking for somewhere to go
Thought I'd take u to a movie show
Sittin' in the back and I'll jack u off
I can't give u everything u want
But I can take u to a restaurant
If u're not hungry
I'll jack u off
If your man ain't no good
Come on over to my neighborhood
We can jump in the sack and I'll jack u off
If u're tired of the masturbater
Little girl, we can go on a date
And if u like, I'll jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off
I only do it for a worthy cause
Viriginity or menopause
U'll have an instant heart attack if I jack u off
If u really really want to be a star
We gotta do it in your momma's car
Naked in a Cadillac, I'll jack u off
If we can't find no place to go
Girl, I'll take u to a movie show, we can sit in the back
And I'll jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, yeah
Yeah, yeah, I'll jack u off
Alright say, we'll put some funk on here
I'll jack u off
If u ain't chicken baby, come here
If u're good I'll even let u steer
As a matter of fact, u can jack me off
Yeah, that's right
I'll jack u off, yeah
I'll jack u off
Lets pretend were married
Excuse me but I need a mouth like yours
2 help me forget the girl that just walked out my door
Funny but it seems that you're alone like me
If U r go let's come see what we can see
Ooh, little darlin' if you're
free 4 a couple of hours (Free 4 a couple of hours)
If U ain't busy 4 the next 7 years (Next 7 years)
Say, let's pretend we're married and go all night
There ain't nothin' wrong if it feels all right
I won't stop until the morning light
Let's pretend we're married and go all night, tonight
Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah
All the hippies sing together
Excuse me but I need your chemistry
Don't U wanna be my fantasy?
My girl's gone and she don't care at all
And if she did -- So what? C'mon baby, let's b-b-ball
Ooh little darlin' if you're
free 4 a couple of hours (Free 4 a couple of hours)
If U ain't busy 4 the next 7 years (Next 7 years)
Oh I say let's pretend we're married and go all night
There ain't nothin' wrong if it feels all right
I won't stop until the morning light
Let's pretend we're married and go all night, tonight
Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah
All the hippies sing together
Let's just pretend we're married, tonight
Excuse me but I need a mouth like yours
2 help me forget the girl that just walked out my door
Let's pretend we're married and do it all night
I won't stop until the morning light
Let's pretend we're married and go all night
Ooh, little darlin' if you're
Free 4 a couple of hours (Free 4 a couple of hours)
If U ain't busy 4 the next 7 years (Next 7 years)
Oh darlin', let's preted we're married and go all night
There ain't nothin' wrong if it feels all right
I won' stop until the morning light
Let's pretend we're married and go all night, tonight
(Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah)
Pretend we're married
Let's pretend we're married
Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah
All the hippies sing together
Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah
Oh everybody yeah
Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah
All the hippies sing together
Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah
Yeah, yeah
My girl's gone and she don't care at all
And if she did -- So what? C'mon baby, let's ball
I wanna [composite word including 'f*ck'] U so bad it hurts, it hurts, it hurts
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna [composite word including 'f*ck'] U
Yeah, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna wanna, I wanna [composite word including 'f*ck'] U
Look here Marsha, I'm not sayin' this just 2 be nasty
I sincerely wanna [composite word including 'f*ck'] the taste out of your mouth
Can U relate?
My girl's gone and she don't care at all
And if she did -- I wouldn't care. Let's ball
Whatever U heard about me is true
I change the rules and do what I wanna do
I'm in love with God, he's the only way
'Cuz U and I know we gotta die some day
If U think I'm crazy, you're probably right
But I'm gonna have fun every [composite word including 'f*ck']' night
If U like 2 fight, you're a double-drag fool
I'm goin' 2 another life, how 'bout U?
Jack u off
If U're looking for somewhere to go
Thought I'd take u to a movie show
Sittin' in the back and I'll jack u off
I can't give u everything u want
But I can take u to a restaurant
If u're not hungry
I'll jack u off
If your man ain't no good
Come on over to my neighborhood
We can jump in the sack and I'll jack u off
If u're tired of the masturbater
Little girl, we can go on a date
And if u like, I'll jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off
I only do it for a worthy cause
Viriginity or menopause
U'll have an instant heart attack if I jack u off
If u really really want to be a star
We gotta do it in your momma's car
Naked in a Cadillac, I'll jack u off
If we can't find no place to go
Girl, I'll take u to a movie show, we can sit in the back
And I'll jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, yeah
Yeah, yeah, I'll jack u off
Alright say, we'll put some funk on here
I'll jack u off
If u ain't chicken baby, come here
If u're good I'll even let u steer
As a matter of fact, u can jack me off
Yeah, that's right
I'll jack u off, yeah
I'll jack u off
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saysadie
- Insane Decepticon Commander
- Posts:1566
- Joined:Sun Jan 07, 2001 12:00 am
- ::GO MAKE ME A SAMMICH
- Location:That place that's usually pretty cold.
Ooh, I quoted that damn song. But it is catchy. I just wish I didn't hear it every frigging weekend.
All's well that ends well...
"All I ever wanted to be was a woolly muffler on your naked neck,
Double-wrap me when it's cold
But you pulled a little tight just now,
And I'm afraid I feel a choke hold coming on,
Yeah, I'm afraid I feel a choke hold coming on
All I ever thought we might come to was second dates
And flirting eyebrows,
Or maybe even psychic friends
And we could share a secret language,
And almost definitely make more of it
Than it was...
But everyone around us would know,
Everyone watching would know...
This is not a walk with walking wounded,
Here's the ball, here's the pole, now where's the tether
Where's the tether?
Hands can grow together
If you're not careful or grateful or whatever,
And I never much cared much too much to begin with
I will not take your possibilities
Under my care,
I will not see you on the bus
You want me to hold your hand,
It's a courtship I can't stand
And here I thought you were crying
Because you were happy, But no no no
Friends will turn against you,
People disappoint you every time
So if you've got greatness in you, would you do us all a favor
And keep it to yourself?
Keep it,
Keep it to yourself
A labored ex-pat fantasy,
"Quit your job and move away with me"
Oh what bliss it would be,
To pretend we never...
Met
I'm elated now
I'm elated now
I'm elated now
I'm elated now"
********
"Declaration of my feelings for you,
Elaboration on those feelings
Description of how long these feelings have existed,
Belief that no one else could feel the same as I
Reminiscence of the pleasant times we shared
And our relationship's perfection,
Recounting of the steps that led to our love's dissolution
Mostly involving my unfaithfulness and lies
Penitent admission of wrongdoing,
Discovery of the depth of my affection
Regret over the lateness of my epiphany
Title of the sooooong,
Naive expression of love
Reluctance to accept that you are gone,
Request to turn back time
And rectify my wrongs,
Repetition of the title of the song
Enumeration of my various transgressive actions
Of insufficient motivation,
Realization that these actions led to your departure
And my resultant lack of sleep and appetite
Renunciation of my past insensitive behavior
Promise of my reformation,
Reassurance that you still are foremost in my thoughts now
Need for instructions how to gain your trust again
Request for reconciliation,
Listing of the numerous tasks that I'd perform
Of physical and emotional compensation
Title of the sooooong,
Naive expression of love
Reluctance to accept that you are gone,
Request to turn back time
And rectify my wrongs,
Repetition of the title of the song
Acknowledgment that I acted foolishly,
Increasingly desperate pleas for your return
Sorrow for my infidelity
Vain hope that my sins are forgivable
Appeal for one more opportunity
Drop to my knees to elicit crowd response
Prayers to my chosen deity,
Modulation and I hold a high nooooooooooooooooooote...
Title of the sooooong,
Naive expression of love
Reluctance to accept that you are gone,
Request to turn back time
And rectify my wrongs,
Repetition of the title of the song..."
*************
"All alone, on the floor,
Next to your twin-bed box-spring and mattress
The door, is ajar,
From afar you can hear bands practicing
And when they dream, they all
Dream of somebody like you
Somebody who takes what they make
Twice as seriously as they could ever hope to do
And when you dream,
You dream of a day...
When you find something you could love
Half as much as you love all your little round mirrors
See yourself reflected in one,
Theres a hole in the middle you can't seem to fill
Bring them home, watch them go,
All you know is you hope they'll hurry back
And you cry
Then you lie your frail body down like a penny on a railroad track,
And even if they stay in touch
The past stays in the past,
But every time
You crash
A little bit harder than the last
And every time you crash, don't you...
Wanna find something you can love
Half as much as you love all your little round mirrors?
See yourself reflected in one,
There's a hole in the middle you can't seem to fill
A shooting star is
A little piece of
Cosmic debris desperately wanting to fall to earth
It doesn't get too far,
It's not a real star
It's hardly even worth
Footnotes in your memoir
Shoulder to shoulder,
Up on our tip-toes,
Chewing our fingers
And craning our necks just to see
Quite the collection,
Divide by section
It's just a surrogate connection leaving you
All alone, on the floor
Next to your twin-bed box-spring and mattress
The door, still ajar
There you are and there you're going to stay until
You can find someone who will love you as much
As you love
All your little round mirrors
Murdering your time in cold blood,
There's a hole in the middle you can't seem to fill..."
All's well that ends well...
"All I ever wanted to be was a woolly muffler on your naked neck,
Double-wrap me when it's cold
But you pulled a little tight just now,
And I'm afraid I feel a choke hold coming on,
Yeah, I'm afraid I feel a choke hold coming on
All I ever thought we might come to was second dates
And flirting eyebrows,
Or maybe even psychic friends
And we could share a secret language,
And almost definitely make more of it
Than it was...
But everyone around us would know,
Everyone watching would know...
This is not a walk with walking wounded,
Here's the ball, here's the pole, now where's the tether
Where's the tether?
Hands can grow together
If you're not careful or grateful or whatever,
And I never much cared much too much to begin with
I will not take your possibilities
Under my care,
I will not see you on the bus
You want me to hold your hand,
It's a courtship I can't stand
And here I thought you were crying
Because you were happy, But no no no
Friends will turn against you,
People disappoint you every time
So if you've got greatness in you, would you do us all a favor
And keep it to yourself?
Keep it,
Keep it to yourself
A labored ex-pat fantasy,
"Quit your job and move away with me"
Oh what bliss it would be,
To pretend we never...
Met
I'm elated now
I'm elated now
I'm elated now
I'm elated now"
********
"Declaration of my feelings for you,
Elaboration on those feelings
Description of how long these feelings have existed,
Belief that no one else could feel the same as I
Reminiscence of the pleasant times we shared
And our relationship's perfection,
Recounting of the steps that led to our love's dissolution
Mostly involving my unfaithfulness and lies
Penitent admission of wrongdoing,
Discovery of the depth of my affection
Regret over the lateness of my epiphany
Title of the sooooong,
Naive expression of love
Reluctance to accept that you are gone,
Request to turn back time
And rectify my wrongs,
Repetition of the title of the song
Enumeration of my various transgressive actions
Of insufficient motivation,
Realization that these actions led to your departure
And my resultant lack of sleep and appetite
Renunciation of my past insensitive behavior
Promise of my reformation,
Reassurance that you still are foremost in my thoughts now
Need for instructions how to gain your trust again
Request for reconciliation,
Listing of the numerous tasks that I'd perform
Of physical and emotional compensation
Title of the sooooong,
Naive expression of love
Reluctance to accept that you are gone,
Request to turn back time
And rectify my wrongs,
Repetition of the title of the song
Acknowledgment that I acted foolishly,
Increasingly desperate pleas for your return
Sorrow for my infidelity
Vain hope that my sins are forgivable
Appeal for one more opportunity
Drop to my knees to elicit crowd response
Prayers to my chosen deity,
Modulation and I hold a high nooooooooooooooooooote...
Title of the sooooong,
Naive expression of love
Reluctance to accept that you are gone,
Request to turn back time
And rectify my wrongs,
Repetition of the title of the song..."
*************
"All alone, on the floor,
Next to your twin-bed box-spring and mattress
The door, is ajar,
From afar you can hear bands practicing
And when they dream, they all
Dream of somebody like you
Somebody who takes what they make
Twice as seriously as they could ever hope to do
And when you dream,
You dream of a day...
When you find something you could love
Half as much as you love all your little round mirrors
See yourself reflected in one,
Theres a hole in the middle you can't seem to fill
Bring them home, watch them go,
All you know is you hope they'll hurry back
And you cry
Then you lie your frail body down like a penny on a railroad track,
And even if they stay in touch
The past stays in the past,
But every time
You crash
A little bit harder than the last
And every time you crash, don't you...
Wanna find something you can love
Half as much as you love all your little round mirrors?
See yourself reflected in one,
There's a hole in the middle you can't seem to fill
A shooting star is
A little piece of
Cosmic debris desperately wanting to fall to earth
It doesn't get too far,
It's not a real star
It's hardly even worth
Footnotes in your memoir
Shoulder to shoulder,
Up on our tip-toes,
Chewing our fingers
And craning our necks just to see
Quite the collection,
Divide by section
It's just a surrogate connection leaving you
All alone, on the floor
Next to your twin-bed box-spring and mattress
The door, still ajar
There you are and there you're going to stay until
You can find someone who will love you as much
As you love
All your little round mirrors
Murdering your time in cold blood,
There's a hole in the middle you can't seem to fill..."
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IronHide
- Help! I have a man for a head!
- Posts:980
- Joined:Tue Oct 17, 2000 11:00 pm
- Location:The Midwest Curse
Oh its on like Donkey Kong......
Everyone's watching, to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you, oh
Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right
Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go
Everyone's looking to see if it was you
Everyone wants you to come through
Everyone's hoping it'll all work out
Everyone's waiting they're holding out
Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go
Everyone's watching, to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you, oh
Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right
Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go
Everyone's looking to see if it was you
Everyone wants you to come through
Everyone's hoping it'll all work out
Everyone's waiting they're holding out
Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go