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Funny joke (Ricky Gervais)

Post by Obfleur » Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:29 am

See, I only saw Schindler's List because I rented it thinking it was a porn film.

Well, it was rated R16, black and white, German-sounding title - that's where all the best ones come from.

But what really got me was a quote from a reviewer on the back, it said, 'When you watch this film you'll need a box of tissues.'

He was talking rubbish. I used about two.

Well, there was a shower scene.

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Does he do stand up comedy (or is this just some random quote)?
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Post by Legion » Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:43 am

I beleive he has done one (or is it two now) stand up shows (using the term quite loosely if i recall correctly, it's not like he's done the usual "stand up circuit" that most comedians seem to do)

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Post by spiderfrommars » Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:55 am

Yep. He relishes taboo subjects too. Gervais is cool... I hope there's another series of Extras.

If you wanna check out his stand up Ob, see both 'Animals' and 'Politics.'

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASI ... 85-0165412

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Post by Obfleur » Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:12 am

Oooh, he's sexy.

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:08 am

I have most of his stuff - he's very funny. The one where he starts telling people about the Bible and the creation of thhe world is top notch.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Best First » Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:11 am

he did it in the dark!

Animals is better than Politics IMO.
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Post by Brendocon » Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:21 pm

She knows they are watching. She likes it.
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:17 pm

Gervais is cool - and Extras is pretty good I think.

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Post by Dead Head » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:28 pm

Gervais = overrated and overexposed. That said, 'The Office' s1+s2 are great.

Peep Show = excellent.

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Post by Jetfire » Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:02 pm

Dead Head wrote:Gervais = overrated and overexposed. That said, 'The Office' s1+s2 are great.

Peep Show = excellent.
Hmmmmm. Everybody thinsk he is great. You say the shows he did that made people say he is great are great. How exactly is he overrated?
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