I am the glove

Post by **Best First** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:30 pm

So, anyway:

tonight i went into Sven's office at the FA and rearranged his tactics board to 4-4-2.

Seriously.

PS - this is really, really true.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:07 pm

I hope you moved becks to the right whilst you were at it...

Post by **Best First** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:08 pm

there were no names on the little magnets.

i think i deserve a medal.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:19 pm

A-Ha!

So you've been tracking him ever since you spotted him at TransFest, eh?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:20 pm

I missed Sven?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:26 pm

Don't feel too bad, Mark.

I followed where his finger was pointing, looked straight past Sven, and wondered what all the fuss was about.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:56 am

Best First : England Manager!

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:22 pm

Do you think Sven got mad?
Is Sven even capable of 'mad'?

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:28 pm

Wicked!
But how did you get in his office?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:30 pm

I believe Best First has a friend that works at the FA Office - I think he mentioned it in another thread

Post by **Best First** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:57 pm

no, it was through Ninja skills.

(shh!)

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:59 pm

You're lucky Sven wasn't in there, getting up to his...ahem...extra-curricular activities

Post by **Best First** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:10 pm

yes, i suppose i am.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:11 pm

Im confused explain all please!

Post by **Best First** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:11 pm

what are you confused by Marky-poos?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:14 pm

Sven likes to sticks his 'finger' in other peoples 'glove'.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:16 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:Im confused explain all please!

In the beginning, the universe was created. Or appeared out of nothing, there was a big bang, anyway. Or possibly not. Anyway, for a long time everything was very hot, or maybe cold, until it started condensing into bigger lumps, whereupon it got cooler and/or warmer. Folowing that, things like gravity and time started to get a grip on what it was they were supposed to do and started pulling big objects towards smaller objects and flowing, or perhaps it should be the other way around, although on this point no-one is absolutely certain. It all gets a bit hazy from there on in.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:16 pm

Best First wrote:what are you confused by Marky-poos?

Was sven at transfest?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:17 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:
Best First wrote:what are you confused by Marky-poos?
Was sven at transfest?

Didn't you see him? Or were you off being suave somewhere?

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:34 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:
Best First wrote:what are you confused by Marky-poos?
Was sven at transfest?
Didn't you see him? Or were you off being suave somewhere?

which raises the question, is Sven amougnst us? is he really a Transfan?

oooer

Post by **Best First** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:36 pm

He was the old guy outside the first pub, yeah?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:36 pm

I think Sven is Jazz.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:42 pm

So did you get a picture of yourself doing this? Enquiring minds want to know*

*sell it to the tabloids

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:45 pm

I was being suave... and missed Sven. - I could have explained the merits of 4-4-2 with ronney behind the main striker... so simple..