Worst band/group ever?

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Worst band/group ever?

Post by Best First » Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:26 pm

Inspired by some really bad stuff on one of teh free digital music channells...

Color Me Badd?

beat that.
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:31 pm

cheeky girls?
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Post by Best First » Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:35 pm

B*witched?

Peter Andre?
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Post by Brendocon » Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:18 pm

A1?
The Cartoons?
North and South?
Daphne & Celeste?
Grrr. Argh.

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Post by Darth Aux » Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:44 pm

Hoddle and Waddle (Was it Diamond Lights?)

Hear Say. I was in MVC Cardiff about a year and a half ago and the guy in front was buying a s*** load of cd's. The girl serving him was in the giggle loop and was fighting a losing battle to stop her self from laughing. So I waited for him to sod off, then asked why was she laughing? It turns out the guy in front of me was none other than Noel from Hearsay and the bands last single or album was on the counter, selling at a highly discounted 50p
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Post by snarl » Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:20 pm

The Dandy Warhols.

Or maybe Slade - they should all be on the 7 year list, at the very least I always feel they are sex offenders.
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Post by Hound » Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:19 pm

Aqua?
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Post by Laserwave » Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:55 pm

snarl wrote:Or maybe Slade - they should all be on the 7 year list, at the very least I always feel they are sex offenders.
Slade were the biggest selling band in the UK, in the 1970s. Hardly sh*te. BABY BABY BAAAAAAAABY!

Anyway. Busted get my vote, along with Take T*at.
Logic dictates there is no place for such emotionalism in a Decepticon commander. Nor is there room for incompetence.

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Post by Best First » Sun Oct 02, 2005 9:22 pm

Color Me Badd are clearly worse than both Busted and Take That.

damn you.
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Post by Brendocon » Sun Oct 02, 2005 9:25 pm

Laserwave wrote:Slade were the biggest selling band in the UK, in the 1970s. Hardly sh*te. BABY BABY BAAAAAAAABY!
Since when do record sales equate to quality?

Stereophonics have shifted more albums than Electric Six, but I know which I'd prefer to listen to.

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Post by Best First » Sun Oct 02, 2005 9:27 pm

Gay Bar! Gay Bar!

"Pat Lee sold loads, he is good."

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Post by Guest » Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:23 pm

Milli Vanilli.

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Post by Darth Aux » Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:34 pm

50p :D ^
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:38 pm

I like Take That and Aqua...

what about 5...
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Post by IronHide » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:59 am

Ashlee Simpson
Coldplay
Cranberries
Good Charlotte
All American Rejects

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Post by spiderfrommars » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:41 am

Toploader
Cliff Richard (he is a ****)
Michelle McManus
Westlife
Menswear

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Post by Hound » Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:56 pm

I will give a vote for Toploader. *****
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Post by Optimus Prime Rib » Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:11 pm

Ill give a vote for Coldplay


but have we forgotten the terror that was Limp Bizkit?
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:50 pm

My way or the highway! ... hmm they did some good tunes for WWE, sort of.

I think I have found the pony to bet on tho..
I feel dirty saying it...

Be*Witched!

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Post by spiderfrommars » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:01 pm

I mean, whats the point of a girl band who aren't even fit?

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:03 pm

Oh....one day I will overcome the horror of the time my mate locked himself in a bedroom at a party, put B*Witched on repeat at full volume and passed out for 4 hours solid.

****ing treehouse in the sky my ****ing arse/
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Scraplet » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:08 pm

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:but have we forgotten the terror that was Limp Bizkit?
Eeewww! Now I've got Fred Durst's ugly face in my head.....there was no need for that. :no:
"keep rolin' rollin' rollin". Yeah Fred you keep on rolling, right past the studio, theres a good chap. No real reason for you to go in there, eh?

Did any real people ever wear a suit like Color me Badd's.... pastel, double breasted with flared thighs like MC Hammer , if I remember the video rightly :ugh:
Perms and quiffs, I seem to remember too....
Cheese on a stick!!!

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:03 pm

Scraplet wrote:Did any real people ever wear a suit like Color me Badd's.... pastel, double breasted with flared thighs like MC Hammer , if I remember the video rightly :ugh:
Perms and quiffs, I seem to remember too....
Cheese on a stick!!!
Around the same time, BoysIIMen, 'nuff said.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Scraplet » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:08 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote: Around the same time, BoysIIMen
......who didn't come the 'End of the Road' quick enough for my liking....

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Post by Guest » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:12 pm

Scraplet wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote: Around the same time, BoysIIMen
......who didn't come the 'End of the Road' quick enough for my liking....
That's because their 'Boomerang' kept coming back! Darn it!

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Post by Scraplet » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:21 pm

Rebis wrote:
Scraplet wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote: Around the same time, BoysIIMen
......who didn't come the 'End of the Road' quick enough for my liking....
That's because their 'Boomerang' kept coming back! Darn it!
Well as long as they 'Pass You By', then you're OK

(oh god help me, what I am i doing! I can't help myself...)

Edit: or you'll be 'On Bended Knee' wishing to die.....

(I'm so sorry, it a compulsion now...)

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Post by snarl » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:00 pm

Blouse (lead singer Purves Grundy).
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Post by Best First » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:10 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:I mean, whats the point of a girl band who aren't even fit?
yep - look at the chins on the sisters.

Brunette is ok i suppose.

Color Me Badd still winning i reckon;

"Making love until we drown"

what? ew!!!!
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Post by Guest » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:22 pm

Mark Morrison.

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Post by sprunkner » Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:57 am

Hilary Duff.

Just for the points, she's dating the guy from Good Charlotte.

By the way, Fred was just doing it all for the nookie.
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