Whos your daddy?

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:53 pm

Im gonna be a dad again!

Im gonna be a dad again....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:56 pm

To quote the legendary Wayne Campbell:

Good work, my friend.

Post by **Kaylee** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:11 pm

Congratulations!

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:22 pm

YAY ME !

Ive got proof that Ive gotten laid at LEAST 3 times!

Post by **Kaylee** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:30 pm

I'll need to be seeing blood tests before I accept any assertion as wildly outlandish as that

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:06 am

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:YAY ME !

Ive got proof that Ive gotten laid at LEAST 3 times!

Hahaha!

Well done man, congratulations!

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:19 am

Thanks mate!

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:50 am

Congratulations!

When will the baby arrive?

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:10 am

AS they say, third times's the charm!

Congrats!

KingMob · Post by **KingMob** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:13 am

Awesome news, mate, awesome. Congrats!

Post by **Best First** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:58 am

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:YAY ME !

Ive got proof that Ive gotten laid at LEAST 3 times!

I was once at a work conference and some senior goober was banging on about his failiy and used a similar line.

We were all like 'dude, that's proof your wife has had sex three times, do you know where she is right now? huh? huh?'.

Not to his face, obvioulsy.

Good work OPR, although now you've done the hard bit i bet your wife takes all the credit.

snakes on a plane.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:01 am

All I know is, I need a nap now... And a sandwich

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:32 am

Congrats mate.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:37 am

Congrats Joey.

Would have thought you had learned your lesson by now, but still...

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:11 pm

congrats OPR!

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:39 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:Congrats Joey.

Would have thought you had learned your lesson by now, but still...

Yeah well you know how on the side of the box where it says "99.9% effective"?

bsatards..

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:52 pm

Crap... that's the same thing our box says.

How does it feel to be in the .06th percentile? You are special, my friend.

I guess this explains why you were missing for so long.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:01 pm

yeah, I was In Like Flynn.

However, there is a problem. She has a hemmorage and has to be on complete bedrest for 2 weeks. Sucks cause she JUST went back to work and now they are going to fire her.

We REALLY need the money. Considering selling any "non essential" stuff Ive got. Like my xbox,,ps2, Cybertron Optimus Prime.. wait... not that last one lol

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:06 pm

Sell your other kids?

jk. Sorry to hear that. Hope everything works out, man.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:07 pm

sprunkner wrote:Sell your other kids?

jk. Sorry to hear that. Hope everything works out, man.

I could rent them to a demolition crew. Could do the job in half the time and all it would require is some kool-aid for pay.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:34 pm

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:
sprunkner wrote:Sell your other kids?

jk. Sorry to hear that. Hope everything works out, man.
I could rent them to a demolition crew. Could do the job in half the time and all it would require is some kool-aid for pay.

These people will help you:
http://www.rentmydaughter.com/
http://www.rentmyson.com/

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:48 pm

I thought this was a joke lol

Laserwave · Post by **Laserwave** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 9:31 pm

Congrats matey. Well done for getting laid three times.

I should be so bloody lucky.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:30 am

Congratulations, kid.[/George Burns]

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:37 am

Indeed, Congrats OPR. At least you know you'll have something to work on for 18 years starting in a few months, right?

All the best to you and your family.

And if you're really thinking of selling your Cyber OP or some video games, gimmie a PM.

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 5:37 am

Dude! you should move here. Babies are accessories here in Utah. I was going to buy this really nice Gucci bag but I traded it in for a diper bag to fit in. Sometimes I pinch spencer really hard durng church so he'll start crying and I can take him out to the foyer like all the other women with their crying babies.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:58 am

Shanti418 wrote:Indeed, Congrats OPR. At least you know you'll have something to work on for 18 years starting in a few months, right? All the best to you and your family.

And if you're really thinking of selling your Cyber OP or some video games, gimmie a PM.

Not selling Cyber Op.. Hes like a my third son already.

Scraplet · Post by **Scraplet** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 10:01 pm

Congratulations mate. I'm sure you'll rise to the occasion (as you've already proved, fnarr!

)

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:Yeah well you know how on the side of the box where it says "99.9% effective"?

bsatards..

Never trust any expert opinion on such matters......... my second child was conceived while my wife was on the pill. My first was more of a suprise. My wife had been told she was sterile (after a course of radiotherapy) and would not be able to have any children. Thankfully they were wrong. Thats not what I said at the time tho...

Kup_1 · Post by **Kup_1** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:28 am

Congrats!!

And I hope she feel better....

Laser Rod Optimus Prime · Post by **Laser Rod Optimus Prime** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 2:05 am

How old are the two little Devastators?

Also...wouldnn't they be Prime Riblets?

Seriously tho, congrats.