Killer dolphins attack the US.

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Killer dolphins attack the US.

Post by Obfleur » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:16 am

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/internat ... 53,00.html

It can happen :o
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Post by Laserwave » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:27 am

They`re probably getting ready to abandon the Earth, you know.

Expect the Vogons anytime soon.
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Post by Obfleur » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:29 am

"Sharks with friggin' lasers on their heads!"

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Post by Best First » Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:34 pm

man, i was meaning to post this aftre reading it yesterday.

what a great story.
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Post by Legion » Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:05 pm

woah
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Post by Obfleur » Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:19 pm

Legion wrote:woah
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Post by Professor Smooth » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:11 pm

Killer...dolphins...with guns...

gah!
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:02 pm

It's like, dolphins are some of the world's smartest and friendliest creatures. They're exceptionally intelligent, and seem to have a natural empathy with people.

Let's give them guns and train them to shoot people!

Then let's lose them!
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Post by BB Shockwave » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:09 pm

Anyone who has read Robert Merle's book (which's title escapes me for the moment) could have known they were doing this even back then...

I think that's real crime against nature... :evil: But, it's what we humans do, during history we have used pretty much all tameable animals for warefare. (Elefants, horses, dogs,etc). Of course, except cats. They are too intelligent to risk their hide for us... :D
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Post by Best First » Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:13 pm

Yeah, cats would be like "you gp to war you ****."

"actually feed me first, eh?"
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Post by Guest » Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:57 pm

They'd be mining the Earth's resources for their own feline agendas if they had opposable thumbs, you know.

After the novelty of being able to hold cotton balls wore off, that is.
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Post by Legion » Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:08 pm

Rebis wrote:They'd be mining the Earth's resources for their own feline agendas if they had opposable thumbs, you know.
i thought they already were! have you seen their flip charts? try looking behind the sofa...
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Post by Kup_1 » Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:33 am

Obfleur wrote:
Legion wrote:woah
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