Impending Doom

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Impending Doom

Post by bumblemusprime » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:40 am

SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans.
US scientists have succeeded in reviving the dogs after three hours of clinical death, paving the way for trials on humans within years.
"Hey hone, I'm out of eggs can you see if Zombie George next door has any?"
Would we make them live in communities?

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Post by KingMob » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:40 am

Aw, I thought this was gonna be about Dr. Doom. :(

So, developing human suspended animation involves making zombie dogs. huh.

Those scientists'll say anything to get a grant to make zombies.

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Post by Best First » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:42 am

KingMob wrote:Aw, I thought this was gonna be about Dr. Doom. :(
me too.

Would zombie dogs only eat dog brains, or all brains?

If they 'refire' you do you still have your memory? What are the side effects? Sounds... freaky deaky to me.
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Post by Obfleur » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:55 am

Can't believe I'm still here.

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