I am the new messiah

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:26 am

God has chosen me to be the new messiah - in time I will do cool things.

untill then I am the new messiah, to deny me means u cannot go to heaven.

I know my spelling isnt vewry good, but god has asked me to do this please u must belive in me, i was such a heathen, and then, well, now i am the chosen one.

Please ive seen it all now, its hard to explain, its not god, its like father, help me, help you

I never thought it would happen, but now life is worth it!

praise to u all!

Post by **Computron** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 5:53 am

Whoa. Good myth.

jboyler · Post by **jboyler** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:58 am

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:God has chosen me to be the new messiah

Hate to break it to you, but the lady at the DMV isn't God.

-J

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 1:00 pm

jboyler wrote:
Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:God has chosen me to be the new messiah
Hate to break it to you, but the lady at the DMV isn't God.

-J

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:13 pm

Mis-read that as "moderator" for a second there, which is totally ridiculous

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 9:23 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:Mis-read that as "moderator" for a second there, which is totally ridiculous

Which bit? the 'moderator' or the 'second time'?

Kup_1 · Post by **Kup_1** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:14 am

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:God has chosen me to be the new messiah - in time I will do cool things.

untill then I am the new messiah, to deny me means u cannot go to heaven.

Well then. Can I at least go to one of the after parties?

Huh...can I??

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:43 pm

you must have faith in me

Post by **Best First** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:34 pm

are you sent by the FSM?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:52 pm

Best First wrote:are you sent by the FSM?

You have seen the light! - praise be to the FSM!

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:13 pm

Rebis wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote:Mis-read that as "moderator" for a second there, which is totally ridiculous
Which bit? the 'moderator' or the 'second time'?

What second time?

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:20 pm

I really thought the new messiah would be a mod.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:22 pm

you lack faith - I dont need to be a mod

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:31 pm

Oh come now, surely at minimum an Admin.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:36 pm

Did jesus govern a town, was he the mayor, surely he was in charge of the local mens club?

I think not...

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:39 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:Did jesus govern a town, was he the mayor, surely he was in charge of the local mens club?

I think not...

No, he was a carpenter.

You want me to worship me? Build me a bookcase, bitch!

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:40 pm

I am but humble creator on earths modern tool, the computers. I carve objects from polygons.

Lately it has been 3D pasta forks...

Have faith my brother and I shall enlighten you!

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:43 pm

Pasta forks. I like pasta.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:48 pm

Señior's Covenant wrote:Pasta forks. I like pasta.

you like pasta because the FSM guides your thoughts - eating pasta is the body of the god.

Italy, home of the vatican and Pasta.

see how the lines became crossed and confused?

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:37 pm

We demand a miracle!

[extremely thin South Park reference]

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:52 pm

I demand a free pass to Six Flags personally.

And a free lunch.

And some cooking spices.

And a pony.

And an instant win at the lottery.

And a monkey that shits quarters. And CLEAN QUARTERS at THAT. No ****** change.

And a writing job.

And a brand new car that runs on hopes and dreams. Or maybe ****. Whichever will fill it up first, y'know?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:08 pm

Walk through the wall, I shall remove it!
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