Yeah, another one of those topics...

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:43 pm

Señior's Covenant wrote:That's the thing though, they say mentions of "leviathans" and "behemoths" in the Old Testament are testimony of "dinosaurs", the label attributed in modern day.

This is the same book that has numerous descriptions of things that some people beleive to be descriptions of UFO's right? Most notably being the star of Bethlemhem, the other that (for some reason) sticks in my mind is a passage that describes God travelling in a firery chariot riding through the air from the heavens...

of course, the whole bloody thing is so open to interpretation... and how many times has it been translated into different languages since it was apparently written? huh? try running something through babelfish a couple of times and then make sense of that...

on a side note, i've just eaten a bowl of noodles, does that make me a sinner?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:54 pm

Legion wrote:on a side note, i've just eaten a bowl of noodles, does that make me a sinner?

Buuuuuuurrrn him!

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:14 am

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Legion wrote:on a side note, i've just eaten a bowl of noodles, does that make me a sinner?
Buuuuuuurrrn him!

eeep...

Kup_1 · Post by **Kup_1** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:06 am

Legion wrote:

on a side note, i've just eaten a bowl of noodles, does that make me a sinner?

Yes!! Heathen!!

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:50 am

eating noodles isnt a sin, its like confirmantion. Hence why pot-noodle is so popular amongst us

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:04 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:eating noodles isnt a sin, its like confirmantion. Hence why pot-noodle is so popular amongst us

Ah, it all becomes clear to me now.

I'm afraid I have to turn noodle-basher here, as I know without a shadow of a doubt that eating a pot noodle expends more bodily energy than you can recover from it.

Hah! I now pronounce this the first Science versus FSM topic!

Betcha didn't see that one coming.

Post by **Kaylee** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:06 pm

Rebis wrote:
Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:eating noodles isnt a sin, its like confirmantion. Hence why pot-noodle is so popular amongst us
Ah, it all becomes clear to me now.

I'm afraid I have to turn noodle-basher here, as I know without a shadow of a doubt that eating a pot noodle expends more bodily energy than you can recover from it.

Hah! I now pronounce this the first Science versus FSM topic!

Betcha didn't see that one coming.

yeah but the flying spaghetti monster just made it that way.

and he made you say that too

which begs the question where Shockwave fits into all this???

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:14 pm

of course it would tho, it uses up more energy then normal food would because you having to digest the body of the Lord.

this isnt some normal food! this is body of our Lord and thus has more energy packed into its Noodly Appendage tm and therefore requires you use more energy to eat it.

And of course, no matter the science involved here, it does what it does because the FSM makes it that way!

Next!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:49 pm

Oh yeah?

Well, if this FSM is so-called ormniportent, then why don't I live in Bologne?

Karl Lynch wrote:which begs the question where Shockwave fits into all this???

Umm... he created the Big Bang, which was actually a cooking-related incident involving an old Italian family recipe that Shockers stole when he raided the Pasta shop?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:08 pm

Rebis wrote:Oh yeah?

Well, if this FSM is so-called ormniportent, then why don't I live in Bologne?

You are needed here to ask questions?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:14 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:
Rebis wrote:Oh yeah?

Well, if this FSM is so-called ormniportent, then why don't I live in Bologne?
You are needed here to ask questions?

I thought that was your role?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:25 pm

I am the Messiah!

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:18 am

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Legion wrote:on a side note, i've just eaten a bowl of noodles, does that make me a sinner?
Buuuuuuurrrn him!

Apparently I was born pure, as I have celiac disease and cannot digest the storage proteins in flour, thus no bread or noodles.

Am I actually the new Messiah?

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:11 am

sprunkner wrote:Apparently I was born pure, as I have celiac disease and cannot digest the storage proteins in flour, thus no bread or noodles.

Am I actually the new Messiah?

The anti-christ!!!!

or should that be the antipasta?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:21 am

sprunkner wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote:
Legion wrote:on a side note, i've just eaten a bowl of noodles, does that make me a sinner?
Buuuuuuurrrn him!
Apparently I was born pure, as I have celiac disease and cannot digest the storage proteins in flour, thus no bread or noodles.

Am I actually the new Messiah?

this is but a test for you my child

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:19 am

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bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:20 am

man I thought I kneew how to work these contraptions. okay everyone look at this picture.
http://www.engrish.com/recent_detail.ph ... 2005-08-23

It made me giggle but ONLY giggle, until I cried.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:28 am

I love it! - I want it!

Scraplet · Post by **Scraplet** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:22 am

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:I love it! - I want it!

Shouldn't such material needs be below the Messiah?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:29 am

Scraplet wrote:
Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:I love it! - I want it!
Shouldn't such material needs be below the Messiah?

Dont be silly, this isnt one of those stupid religons as noted on the above t-shirt