Bike

Post by **Best First** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:32 am

Bought a bike

cycled to work.

ace.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:45 am

u been riding alot lately - beware, u can get piles over 25. they dont tell u that at school...

Post by **Best First** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:04 am

i have padded shorts and a comfy saddle, but thanks for the advice.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:25 am

Best First wrote:i have padded shorts and a comfy saddle

Yes, but what about for when you're riding your bike?

Boom-Boom-Tish.

Post by **Best First** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:26 am

*kills Brend.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:36 am

not that I have ever had piles mind you, but ive been told its very painfull.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:18 am

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:u been riding alot lately - beware, u can get piles over 25. they dont tell u that at school...

25mph?

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:11 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:not that I have ever had piles mind you, but ive been told its very painfull.

******* horrible. My favourite moment was when my GP stuck his finger up my arse.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:14 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:u been riding alot lately - beware, u can get piles over 25. they dont tell u that at school...
25mph?

Maybe it's in metric. 25km/h.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:00 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:
Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:not that I have ever had piles mind you, but ive been told its very painfull.
******* horrible. My favourite moment was when my GP stuck his finger up my arse.

Yeah, I had an encounter with farmers once after attending Glastonbury a few years back. I was a bit precious and couldn't bring myself to use the portaloos back then so I went for three days without. When I got back the resultant mass of veggie food, psychedelic mushrooms, Pot Noodles and chocolate in my guts had grown to Elvis-killing proportions and brought down a hemorrhoid on its way out...

...fortunately my GP was a rather nice lady doctor, so I didn't mind the inevitable probing too much, though I would much rather it had happened back at my place over a couple of glasses of wine. And of course these days I'll crap wherever and whenever I need to, because holding it in isn't cool, kids

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:02 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:My favourite moment was when my GP stuck his finger up my arse.

Now there's a sig quote waiting to happen.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:04 pm

What I loved about the Isle of Wight festival was you could just saunter into town for a shat. McDonalds was overflowing and had to be evacuated. Our work was done.

Post by **Best First** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:03 pm

ah transfans...

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:27 pm

... where a normal conversation about bikes get turned into a conversation about what comes out ones bum! - U cant buy that!

So what bike did u get?

Post by **Best First** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:56 pm

Trek 7200 - its a hybrid, road tyres but moutain bike esque frame and front suspension to cpe with teh crappy cycle paths of surry.

or more accurately teh crappy cycle path in my way to work.

light as a glove as well.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:05 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:
spiderfrommars wrote:
Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:not that I have ever had piles mind you, but ive been told its very painfull.
******* horrible. My favourite moment was when my GP stuck his finger up my arse.
Yeah, I had an encounter with farmers once after attending Glastonbury a few years back. I was a bit precious and couldn't bring myself to use the portaloos back then so I went for three days without. When I got back the resultant mass of veggie food, psychedelic mushrooms, Pot Noodles and chocolate in my guts had grown to Elvis-killing proportions and brought down a hemorrhoid on its way out...

...fortunately my GP was a rather nice lady doctor, so I didn't mind the inevitable probing too much, though I would much rather it had happened back at my place over a couple of glasses of wine. And of course these days I'll crap wherever and whenever I need to, because holding it in isn't cool, kids

Three days? I must have held it longer than that on one of my military exercises - being in waist deep mud doesn't help it a lot lemme tell ya.