*plots a coup*

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:46 pm

Following the weekend's revelations, I have realised now is the perfect time for me to mount my successful takeover bid!

Computron is never here - and is rubbish anyway.
Poppa S is blatantly too busy doing "manly things" with the Crafty one to pose any threat to my bid.
Whilst Besters don't got game, son.

I think that, given these circumstances, I can take control with minimal effort.

Now, all I need to do is raise some arrow fodder. I mean gather the troops, yes... gather the troops.

Who's with me? I offer the following benefits:

- A state funeral
- An inexpensive space-efficient communal afterlife facility (mass graves, I think they're called)
- A full pension should you survive the takeover attempt and I think you're worth it
- A bullet in the head if I don't
- A signed certificate authenticating that I made you do it and absolving you of all blame should the thing fall through

Who's in?

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:52 pm

Any benefits for my family on event of my death? Dental would be nice too.

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:03 pm

I just want to maim, kill and shoot various sh*t at people. Mods in perticular.

SIGN ME UP!

I wanna lead the suicide Squad on the Ivory Tower, on one condition: I get to hand-pick the team.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:09 pm

Predabot wrote:SIGN ME UP!

You're not invited.

I wanna lead the suicide Squad on the Ivory Tower, on one condition: I get to hand-pick the team.

I think you should give me a demonstration of how you plan to commit suicide before I start considering your application, let alone making concessions.

A solo successful kamikaze mission should be proof enough.

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:11 pm

Brendocon wrote:
Predabot wrote:SIGN ME UP!
You're not invited.

Brend must be butter...

...cause he's on a roll.

Gekigengar · Post by **Gekigengar** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:35 am

Gee... another takeover

... whooopti doooti do...

May as well grab a popcorn, sit behind bullet proof glass and watch the poo fling between the defenders and attackers.

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:23 am

Viva la Revolucion!

KingMob · Post by **KingMob** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:06 am

I'm young, earnest, pretentious, stylishly unshaven, callous, willing to die for a noble cause, a habitual liar, can supply my own weapon (catapault) and am up for a bit of ideological brainwashing.
If not selected for the Glorious Massac- uh, Takeover of '05, I shall only become a miserable bank-clerk and a terrible poet. Sniff.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:40 am

Brendocon wrote:Following the weekend's revelations, I have realised now is the perfect time for me to mount my successful takeover bid!

Computron is never here - and is rubbish anyway.
Poppa S is blatantly too busy doing "manly things" with the Crafty one to pose any threat to my bid.
Whilst Besters don't got game, son.

I think that, given these circumstances, I can take control with minimal effort.

Now, all I need to do is raise some arrow fodder. I mean gather the troops, yes... gather the troops.

Who's with me? I offer the following benefits:

- A state funeral
- An inexpensive space-efficient communal afterlife facility (mass graves, I think they're called)
- A full pension should you survive the takeover attempt and I think you're worth it
- A bullet in the head if I don't
- A signed certificate authenticating that I made you do it and absolving you of all blame should the thing fall through

Who's in?

You don't really think you can win, do you?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:46 pm

did anyone actualy read out transfest comic?

"why is Impy not a mod" ? - after meeting everyone, the question seems even more, well, strange...

So im going to use force

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:38 pm

Brendocon wrote:- A bullet in the head if I don't

Many have tried (no, REALLY). They all underestimate how thick my skull really is.

Besides, I'll just sit back and pick off the remaining survivors after the smoke clears.
That means I'll be having your stereo, Brend.

Kup_1 · Post by **Kup_1** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:12 am

Autobloke wrote:
Brendocon wrote:- A bullet in the head if I don't
Many have tried (no, REALLY). They all underestimate how thick my skull really is.

Besides, I'll just sit back and pick off the remaining survivors after the smoke clears.
That means I'll be having your stereo, Brend.

Dibs on whats in the fridge.

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:20 pm

Can I snag one of the company-cars? And maybe one of the company-strippers?

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:26 pm

Predabot wrote:Can I snag one of the company-cars? And maybe one of the company-strippers?

Revelation: Best First=Pat Lee.

That's quite possibly the nastiest insult I've ever come across.

Kup_1: I'M already in the fridge. Literally.

There's some old fudge in here if you want it though...

Post by **Best First** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:27 pm

Brendocon wrote:Whilst Besters don't got game, son.

Your plan is clearly based on false premises and thus destined to fail.

shiznit

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 12:33 pm

Holy iron-rods of painstaking bliss!!

The mod-leader is coming down on us! Scatter and re-group! Scatter and re-group!

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 12:38 pm

*drinks becks*

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