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Post by **Denyer** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:29 pm

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Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:27 pm

I have two cats.

Chloe, small and clever. very pretty, and she knows it, loves attention, when SHE wants it. she runs the show.

Bruno, Bruno is a giant super built man cat, who weighs init at 1 stone. not fat, just huge. he runs the park. seriously, Bruno will kick the [composite word including 'f*ck'] out of a dog. if he felt like it.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:16 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:I've got 2 cats, McCartney and Harrison (or Macca and Harry). Lennon got deaded last year.

My Mum has a goldfish called McCartney. For years there was Lennon and McCartney but we didn't know which was which until one died.

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:59 pm

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:44 pm

Brendocon wrote:The only open-mouthed incessently-panting dumb-yet-loyal animal I want near my crotch should also have big tits.

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Cows?

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:49 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:Still not into dogs though. They seem more of a handful and a bit more smelly.

My dog (called 'Chloe' - so 'snap' Impy

) is like a baby - she suffers from fits and has separation anxiety, which means we can't leave her alone for too long or she gets upset and we come home to find her passed out (it's not nice to see her having a fit

). She seems to go weird after a few hours, so at least we can go out without her sometimes. I missed a sexy ladyfriend's birthday party 'cos I was the only one at home and couldn't leave her to go boogie.
As for smelly dogs, even wet, our one smells like fresh warm towels.

KingMob · Post by **KingMob** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:56 am

Aw, so little luv for teh dogs.

I've got a dog, he's awesome. He's smart as hell, utterly happy and loyal, does everything I tell him and likes to play football, chase bubbles and pogo to Black Flag.
Fair do's on the reasons why folks don't want dogs - I don't want a cat for much the same reasons that have been espoused for not wanting dogs...but will get one eventually coz I know the missus would like it - so I can see how they might not be everyone's cup of tea.
But Henry (after Henry Rollins) is no trouble at all and I much prefer having him around to not.

Equilibrium rules.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:59 pm

KingMob wrote:

Equilibrium rules.

Yup. Great ending-none of this big-fight-at-the-end nonsense where the hero takes a beating and then *gasp* recovers to win the day. Nope-he just goes bat-**** balistic and wipes out everyone with the greatest of style. Plus, he shot his best mate in the face for reading-how great is that?

Dogs rule-my dads dog Freddie is great.

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:03 pm

Pissin' Poonani wrote:
KingMob wrote:

Equilibrium rules.
Yup. Great ending-none of this big-fight-at-the-end nonsense where the hero takes a beating and then *gasp* recovers to win the day. Nope-he just goes bat-**** balistic and wipes out everyone with the greatest of style.

Yep, no protracted battle that you already know the winner of. And that gun-blocking karate bit with the big bad at the end was cool.

My friend called her dog 'Arthur Lager' (half a lager). She's so funny.