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Post by **snarl** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 6:27 pm

I know a girl who is filthy as the proverbial and yet she refuses to do this?

Why?

Post by **snarl** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 6:37 pm

I mean, come on lads, does this ring a bell

-ding dong-

she is filth, I swear.

Cant believe it.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:02 pm

She might have done it at some point in the past and her partner[s] might have been inconsiderate dicks, or she just can't get past the fact that it's "taboo". No matter how filthy you might consider her she's probably got her own way of looking at things.

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:08 pm

saysadie wrote:got her own way of looking at things.

And it probably isn't directly at her feet.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:14 pm

Only at Transfans could I stumble into GD to find a topic entitled "arse sex"

And only at Transfans could I immediately know who posted it without even glancing across.

Rob, you are a legend.

Post by **Denyer** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:15 pm

At a guess, because it's a lot of effort and a potential health risk for very little return as far as female anatomy is concerned.

That or your technique sucks...

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:16 pm

Brendocon wrote:Rob, you are a legend.

And apparently not getting any of... that.

Surely this topic is just wrong wrong wrong?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:17 pm

Because it hurts?

I mean have you tried it? it hurts to recive, and you get a ****** dick if you give it.

Its not that nice to be honest.

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:20 pm

Exit, not entrance.

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:45 pm

Interesting topic...

I always wager that you have to both give and take in a sexual relationship...

If your not prepared to do it... don't expect your partner to..

Tell her youre prepared to get it.. lessee if she wants it then..

Post by **Denyer** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:01 pm

Predabot wrote:I always wager that you have to both give and take in a sexual relationship...

If your not prepared to do it... don't expect your partner to.

Little tip for if you're even intimate with anyone: men and women have some anatomy that isn't the same.

jboyler · Post by **jboyler** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:09 pm

Um... 'cuz it's gross... maybe.

My brother-in-law has the opposite problem. His girl loves it, but he really hates to give it to her.

Maybe you should trade.

-J

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 5:37 pm

It's okay for the gay community to do this, but surely there are ENOUGH holes on a woman that you don't HAVE to go into 'trap 2'.

Let's take a 'head'count - how many here have had it done to them?

(puts hand up part of the way and then quickly brings it back down - just like with the position in the 'currently discussed topic'. We are going back about fifteen years or so though - when I was a bit more adventurous and would do most things to get some 'action' from a lady.
What bit I had from her - not nice...

Not ever again.

Post by **Denyer** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 6:17 pm

Autobloke wrote:It's okay for the gay community to do thi

Er, more to the point: prostate gland. Women don't have them.

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 6:23 pm

Well, I can't say that I ever wanted to get close enough to check for myself.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:50 am

...

I'm not sure that there's anything I can add to this topic. If she's not into arse sex then you're unlikely to convince her that it's what your relationship really needs. Besides, maybe she suffers from piles or something...

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:52 am

Autobloke wrote:It's okay for the gay community to do this, but surely there are ENOUGH holes on a woman that you don't HAVE to go into 'trap 2'.

Not all Gay ppl do this to be honest.

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:24 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:Not all Gay ppl do this to be honest.

Didn't say they did.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:36 am

http://snipurl.com/g80w

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:00 pm

Obfleur wrote:http://snipurl.com/g80w

...

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:08 pm

c'mon, who among us HASN'T shoved a fire extinguisher up a friend's ass and then pulled the trigger?

Hello Mr. Kettle, my name is Mr. Pot.

Seriously though, maybe his friend had heartburn and he's just really really stupid.

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:25 pm

How true is this? I read a news story ages ago that had pretty much the same stuff, except it was a compressor airline instead of a fire extinguisher.
I always thought it was more of an urban legend-type story that does the rounds every now and then.

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:07 pm

No, that air-compresser stuff actually happaend, in the Philippinos, Ithink... At least it's in the Darwin price annual...

There's nothing funnier then human stupidity. Wonder how we're not exticnt yet. But, were working on it...

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:12 pm

Cool, I thought I might have imagined it. Didn't the air compressed fella die?

BB Shockwave wrote:Wonder how we're not extinct yet

I think the process has started and we'll see the end of it (and us) very soon.

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:56 pm

Obfleur wrote:http://snipurl.com/g80w

With friends like that, who needs enemas?

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:00 pm

Jetfire wrote:
Obfleur wrote:http://snipurl.com/g80w
With friends like that, who needs enemas?

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:35 am

Jetfire wrote:With friends like that, who needs enemas?

A joke so old that Primus was telling it to Unicron in the astral plane.

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:31 pm

Autobloke wrote:
Jetfire wrote:With friends like that, who needs enemas?
A joke so old that Primus was telling it to Unicron in the astral plane.

Ha, nice!

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