bouncing kittens

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:33 pm

So I had another odd dream last night. I had a dream I went camping in a cage. A month before that I had a dream I ate a legless baby. Before that walruses wanted to kill the president, who happens to daily visit the mall. And lots more.
(by the way I'm Sprunkner's woman,) He picked me up by the neck once when he was asleep. Now he sleeps on the couch.

Do you guys get odd dreams too?

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:36 pm

I get some dreams that make no sense until they happen in reality.....

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:07 pm

In fact, this entire forum is a dream...

I dreamt about Furbies once. That scared me royally.

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:33 pm

To be fair bumblemusprime that was a pretty f##ked up dream.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:36 pm

I'm not a guy, but I get really, really weird dreams sometimes. Last weird dream I can remember involved me walking to the Seven-eleven with someone I knew (have no idea who, though) and seeing them get hit by a truck, but the truck didn't kill them. Then after that, whoever it was started running around through the traffic... and I kept wanting to play in traffic, too, but I remember being afraid that if a vehicle hit me, it'd kill me. So I stood there and yelled at whoever to stop pushing their luck, or something. I was yelling at them for playing in traffic, anyway.

And then I get weird nightmares, which I can never remember anything about but know they've happened because of the way I feel as I wake up. I wake up with an incredibly horrible, empty feeling. Like someone I really care a rediculous amount about has just died. It's pretty messed up, I don't even like thinking about it much.

I have no idea what causes them, there doesn't seem to be any pattern to them or anything. Nightmares are messed up. *shrug*

The weird dreams usually tie into something I did during the day... walking in the graveyard is a common thing, since I like visiting the graveyard. It's calm and it feels very old in there, y'know?

Edit: I just realized... why is this titled "Bouncing Kittens"?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:01 pm

Jetfire wrote:I get some dreams that make no sense until they happen in reality.....

The Dancing Giant! The Dancing Giant! Arrgh!

Hmm, I'm still waiting for the Squid-Head to walk into my room.
More fool him, I've moved since I had that particular dream. Heh Heh!
Ooh, eck! I hope he isn't reading this!

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:57 am

Playing in traffic? Heh. I once dreamed about kids playing ON A LEDGE. TWELVE FLOORS UP. Not my kids, but it still scares me.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:16 am

My dreams are epic, they'd make great films. If only I could remember them.

My girlfriend gets these night terrors. Once a week she'll wake up in the middle of the night and go, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Terribly inconvenient.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:11 am

spiderfrommars wrote:My girlfriend gets these night terrors. Once a week she'll wake up in the middle of the night and go, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Terribly inconvenient.

I get that too sometimes... thing is, i generally tend to wake my flatmates up, one of whom sleeps on a different floor to me! and sometimes, i don't even remember doing it!

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:14 am

Yeah, she never remembers.

Very embarassing when she first stayed over when we were first going out. My mum thought she was a mentalist.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 12:23 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:My dreams are epic, they'd make great films. If only I could remember them.

I remember one like that...

First of all there's always that suspension of disbelief, where 1. me and the wife were teenagers, and 2. there is a toy store which, for some reason, is on the same premises as an oil refinery. Somehow I was fighting the big bad guy, your generic European Bond villain, and at one poitn I had him in an armlock and forced his face underneath a high-pressure tap with the water on full blast. Then my wife Annie showed up, I left the big bad guy and ran off with her, and for some reason the big bad guy stopped for a sip of water before coming after us.

Me and Annie had to split up among the toy aisles - no using toy guns on the bugger, we just hurled carded merchandise at him for some reason. Suddenly he was on her tail, and I had to push a row of toy racks to cut him off. She repaid that in a way by barring the exit open with something like a line of shopping carts, so I could leap over them, and keep running.

We wound up on an external stairwell, and like all good action movies our first thought was to climb straight up. We reached the rooftop, looked around, and realised the place was an oil refinery (don't ask) then formulated a new plan involving a couple of spanners and some pipelines...

Big Bad Guy appeared and apparently had us cornered, so he ordered us to toss the spanners away. I did that, while secretly loosening a couple of bolts on the pipeline by hand...

And like all good action movies there was cheesy one-liners - only this was a dream so some things didn't make sense...

BBG: 'Ever heard of the Nazis?' (He hurled a cross-spanner directly at my head, but I ducked, and then went after it to retrieve it)

Me: 'Ever heard of Neo-Nazis?'

I smashed the cross spanner on the loosened pipeline to raise some sparks, then me and Annie leaped over the edge of the roof... and the sparks somehow went through all the pipelines at once causing THE ENTIRE OIL REFINERY TO EXPLODE - we managed to grab a flag from the side of the building and use it as a parasail, with the rising heat of the explosions lifting us to safety as the BBG got fried along with several acres of land. (I seem to remember background music...?)

And like all good action movies, the cops came at the last minute to watch us land, and say some possibly funny lines.

Yeah, this is where the Aaron Hong gets his sh--.

Post by **snarl** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:19 pm

off the top of my head, a recent effed up dream I had:

Me + a load of 'survivors' walking around this 'mad max' esque wreck of a city.

Suddenly, Chris Langham (off the tele) comes running down the side of a half caved in office block that now resembles a hill with loads of holes where windows used to be. It's sort of upright, but at an angle, held up by higher floors that have caved in behind it. There are huge pieces of masonry missing from various floors, you can see straight through the building in places, a real wreck.

Old Chirs is shitting himself. He's terrified.

"IT'S COMING, IT'S COMING"

"What Chris?"

Then this big load of water from somewhere in the building comes gushing out of one of the large chasms in the block, like a waterfall.

Chris tells us about this beast that's after him, it's semi aquatic - he's shouting out at us as he is still about 50 yards away us.

Anyway, this ******* huge Shark is what's after him, only it also has arms and legs - it is in the rapidly emerging waterfall and suddenly jumps out, landing dead near to Chris. So Chris tells us to leg it, the Shark then picks him up - and it has these absolutely evil teeth, like ******* huge needles, and there are tonnes of them, it's like a bed of nails in this things mouth, every space is taken up by teeth.

So it hods him in the air and just repeatedly chomps into Chris Langham, who is alive for a while, alive and screaming and still telling us to run and leave him. It gets a bit messy.

God bless Chris.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 5:43 pm

I just get zombie dreams usually.

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 6:08 pm

I have odd dreams all the time. I'm having one right now.

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:09 am

this is titled bouncing kittens, because there was a dream where kittens were bouncing and changing colors so I broke their neck.

Jazz · Post by **Jazz** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:39 am

i hd a dream last night i raced cars with the best of them but then i woke up to my alarm.

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:36 pm

saysadie wrote:I'm not a guy, but I get really, really weird dreams sometimes.

What are you trying to say?

I hate those dreams where you wake up but then realise you're still asleep, and then wake up but realise you're still asleep, and then wake up but...
That really messes with my noggin, and happens to me more times than I'd care to admit to a shrink.
I dream sometimes that I'm crossing a road but fall just before I get across. My legs are still on the road and a car is coming...
Or I'm going upstairs but then I'm afraid to go any higher, but also too scared to come back down.
Tell it to me straight Doc - I'm nuts, aren't I?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:11 pm

bumblemusprime wrote:(by the way I'm Sprunkner's woman,)

I figured. Hey Chrissy

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:46 pm

hey rob

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:51 pm

wait, are you sprunker's woman disguised as sprunkner, or are you sprunkner now?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:46 pm

Autobloke wrote:I dream sometimes that I'm crossing a road but fall just before I get across. My legs are still on the road and a car is coming...
Or I'm going upstairs but then I'm afraid to go any higher, but also too scared to come back down.

Some people dream of flying.

Looks like you, like me, dream of having little or no mobility.

Trying to run, but end up using every ounce of 'strength' moving my legs the most negligible amount!

Almost makes waking up a positive release. Almost.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:51 pm

Last night's dream was I don't know man... you be the judge...

It starts off as some sort of Smallville Vs Lindsay Lohan crossover - as in, last week on Smallville, a kryptonite-related incident sent Jason into an alternate universe where Clark Kent has been abusing his powers.

Back in normal Smallville, Clark gets into this little accident where he bumps into Lindsay Lohan, she spills all her books, and it looks for all the world like Clark got a look at her address book. Lindsay's got this splitscreened twin sister who's the complete opposite of her romantic-heroine persona, who says 'leave him, he's a jerk' but Clark decides at one point to go back to her, and say 'I want as much as you do to make up for this, but I can't - I don't know as many people as you do, heck I use that address book my aunt gave me to draw in, so I've only got one number to give you. Mine.'

For some bugger reason I remember he was channeling me at that point, even writing MY NUMBER. But it gets weirder.

Lindsay thought she was fed up of her twin, who's shown to be a beer-swilling redneck in some quick sequences, until the same thingy that sent Jason to Soviet Smallville sends Lindsay to a dozen other alternate realities where Clark is capable of all kinds of bunkum - in one he's revered as a god, in another he's a nerdy groundskeeper for the football team, having sworn off powers. Thankfully Lindsay's splitscreened twin is in some of these worlds to help her out, and I'm assuming that the twin has different personalities from the beer-swilling redneck as well.

So Lindsay manages to get home, falls for Clark and all, but...

THERE'S A TWIST.

You're not ready for this.

Okay, you think you are?

Here we go.

It turns out Lindsay's home dimension is THE SAME ONE WHERE CLARK KENT ABUSES HIS POWERS. He turns out to be a complete cad, apparently to the point that nerdy Clark had to come through the dimensional thingy and save her ass.

So Lindsay winds up with nerdy Clark, who still gets threatened by Lindsay's splitscreened twin with sodomy from a toilet brush... and I remember having to clench to keep it out. Damn.

So what are the strange coincidences in this dream? Let's count down:

Following the naming convention of all of Clark/Superman's loves, Lana Lang - Lois Lane - Lindsay Lohan.
Double Lindsays came from her first movie, The Parent Trap
Alternate dimensions include the one that became the Justice Lords universe from the Justice League cartoon
Beer-swilling Lindsay and romantic heroine Lindsay channel Julia Stiles and Larisa Oleynik's Kat and Bianca in 10 Things I Hate About You

Umm... that's it. There's even a soundtrack that could be ripped off of Lindsay's album, and I even got a title picked out for the movie...

...On second thought, it sucks. NVM.

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:05 am

Rebis wrote:Some people dream of flying. Looks like you, like me, dream of having little or no mobility.

I dream of flying too, but I'm being chased. I run and then jump to get into the air, but I can only fly four feet off the ground and very slowly. Even with this problem, the people chasing me never actually catch me, but it's the feeling of being chased that unsettles me.
On another 'being chased' dream, I sometimes dream I'm being chased, but luckily I can turn invisible. Unfortunately, the only person who can see me is my pursuer - even through walls. Then I swim out to sea, but he can still find me, no matter how deep I go.
I have these kind of dreams alot. Anyone have an idea what they mean? I tried to work it out with one of those dream books once, but it's all so subjective in its interpretations.
Perhaps I'm running from something in my real life and I'm actually subconsciously reluctant to leave it.
I dunno...

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:29 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:wait, are you sprunker's woman disguised as sprunkner, or are you sprunkner now?

more like, Sprunkner's woman to lazy to get on her own login name

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:57 pm

This is the real me now. As you can all see, I was the turkey all along.

I had this killer nightmare when I was fifteen. I was in church, and all the little kids were singing up in front (which they do at our church about once every six months) only in the dream my little brother was really going to town arguing about the harmonies. Suddenly these guys in black ski masks and camoflouge show up and started blasting everyone to pieces. We ran out of the church, and saw that apparently there was a war going on. A fleet of jet fighters flew towards the parking lot, transforming at the last second into a fleet of Honda Civics. There was the transforming sound and everything. I saw a yellow bug pull up and these guys who looked like the Three Stooges (except one was female) got out. I recognized these three as the ringleaders of the terrorist group that had shot up the church. I called for my dad to come to the car with us, but he wasn't listening and my mom and I had to leave him. So we went to our car, also a bug, turqoise with an ugly streak of purple, and my mom was trying to open the door but people had double-parked on all sides of us. Then the Three Stooges walked up, shot my mom, pointed the gun at me and I woke up jumping out of bed.

The dream was FREAKY.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:50 pm

Think I've been OD'ing on classic Fantastic Four of late, as last night, I had a dream where I was being chased by some kind of shape-shifting muppet-type creatures who were probably a result of heavy exposure to Skrull-related stories.

Not as bad as my all-time worst dream, where I'm looking out my back window and start to see mushrooms growing out there, only for them to turn out to be the heads of ET-type creatures, and what makes it worse is that only then do I realise that they're growing out of my carpet too!

*shudders*

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 5:48 pm

bumblemusprime wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote:wait, are you sprunker's woman disguised as sprunkner, or are you sprunkner now?

more like, Sprunkner's woman to lazy to get on her own login name

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