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Post by Best First » Tue May 24, 2005 11:30 pm

So...

i accidentally joined an internet dating thing (pissed)

Now i need a decent photo!

But despite being bom diggy in real life i photo like crap!

bah!
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Wed May 25, 2005 12:28 am

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I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Jetfire » Wed May 25, 2005 12:33 am

Best First wrote:
But despite being bom diggy in real life i photo like crap!

bah!
I don't see whats wrong the photo's I've seen of you:

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Sexy, mysterious, sense of humour. All from one picture. I'd date you on that.


Seriously. My Ex flatmate did this a few years ago. The photo isn't the major issue. She was alright in real life but photos were always bad but she get seveeral dates and edventually a attractive boyfriend out of it.



EDIT: ME and Emvee. Same joke at the same time. You know what they say about great minds
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Post by Kaylee » Wed May 25, 2005 6:30 am

I feel relly unphotogenic as well :(

The best thing is get someone who knows you to take your pic they'll be able to do a few until they're happy they've got your 'best side' and that you look pretty good. ^_^

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Post by Best First » Wed May 25, 2005 6:39 am

i am actualy quite tempted to use that photo...

Maybe you guys should write my profile as well:

What do you want others to know about you?

Where is the best place to go on a Date?

Where will you be in 3 years from now?

What really makes you happy and what makes you sad?


contrary to all available evidence i hate self promotion. Thats me, Paul Duggan, hating self promotion, and now sport.

I think i may just answer the 4th question with 'Star Wars'.
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Post by Obfleur » Wed May 25, 2005 7:05 am

Best First wrote: What do you want others to know about you?
"If you start a discussion with me - I'll propably rip you a new one :up: "
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Post by Jetfire » Wed May 25, 2005 7:23 am

Best First wrote:i am actualy quite tempted to use that photo...

It wouldn't be a bad idea if they let you. It would probably mean you'd defently get someone with a sense of humour and fun which, whatever the out come of the date, would mean you'll probably have fun.

And I rarely rate anything above a sense of humour as a important requirement in the opposite sex.
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Post by Kaylee » Wed May 25, 2005 7:50 am

[quote="Best First"]

What do you want others to know about you?

Fun, witty and very intelligent with a sharp sense of humour hiding a soft, rather shy and self-defacing creature underneath.

Where is the best place to go on a Date?

Well I'd answer something like-

Somewhere quiet so that I and my guest could talk and get to know about each other, what we like and dislike, what drives us and what inspires us. Perhaps a nice Chinese restaurant.

Where will you be in 3 years from now?

Three years older {hold for laughter}.

Honestly no idea what you'd put here. Entirely up to you what your drives are ^_^ Maybe something like: "To have finally produced a formula proving God does not exist" :D

What really makes you happy and what makes you sad?

Again I have personally no idea what does make you happy and sad, tho I think being loved and being able to love back certainly feature quite highly on the first and probably being rejected/hurt as the second, but most of we low self-esteem types are like that. Might want to think of something light hearted to put there.

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Post by Best First » Wed May 25, 2005 9:06 am

:)

now i want the Papa Snarf version...
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Post by snarl » Wed May 25, 2005 10:06 am

I will do one around 2-3pm provided I get the chance.
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Post by Denyer » Wed May 25, 2005 12:41 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:self-defacing
Intentional, or you going for "self-effacing"? ;)

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Post by Kaylee » Wed May 25, 2005 1:02 pm

No, defacing? Marring your appearance/abilities etc.?

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Post by Legion » Wed May 25, 2005 1:07 pm

don't forget to mention about your stint at the Caving Club whilst at university! :)

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Post by Guest » Wed May 25, 2005 5:51 pm

Might want to steer clear of the fact that you're the 'captain' of a TF 'club', unless she's wearing a 'funky retro' Autobot/Decepticon logo T-shirt.

At least, don't mention it in your opening speech. ;)

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Post by Legion » Wed May 25, 2005 7:15 pm

Rebis wrote:Might want to steer clear of the fact that you're the 'captain' of a TF 'club', unless she's wearing a 'funky retro' Autobot/Decepticon logo T-shirt.

At least, don't mention it in your opening speech. ;)
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Post by Best First » Wed May 25, 2005 7:21 pm

Rebis wrote:Might want to steer clear of the fact that you're the 'captain' of a TF 'club', unless she's wearing a 'funky retro' Autobot/Decepticon logo T-shirt.

At least, don't mention it in your opening speech. ;)
i like to think of it as 9th date material...
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Post by Legion » Wed May 25, 2005 7:31 pm

Best First wrote:i like to think of it as 9th date material...
That early? You're bold 'captain' :D

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Post by saysadie » Wed May 25, 2005 8:52 pm

The only time I allow a camera near me is when I'm drunk. :o

I don't know if this will scare or reassure you ( :D ), but if I were doing the dating service thang the box-head photo would definitely get my attention. It's hilarious.
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Post by Kup_1 » Thu May 26, 2005 6:45 pm

Rebis wrote:Might want to steer clear of the fact that you're the 'captain' of a TF 'club', unless she's wearing a 'funky retro' Autobot/Decepticon logo T-shirt.

At least, don't mention it in your opening speech. ;)
Oh, I dunno....

he'd get my vote for that. :D
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Post by Stormwolf » Thu May 26, 2005 7:06 pm

Here's what not to type:


What do you want others to know about you?

I'm always the best and always the first, shaggedalic baby!


Where is the best place to go on a Date?

In a revolving round shaped bed after a acid trip. The backseat of my car will also do nicely.


Where will you be in 3 years from now?

With a different girl, do you really thing that I'd just stick with you?


What really makes you happy and what makes you sad?

Shagging makes me happy, not shagging makes me sad
:sad:



Okay and now for something completely different:



What do you want others to know about you?

I'm not really one for self promotion, some people call me a bit too modest.


Where is the best place to go on a Date?

A nice quiet place.


Where will you be in 3 years from now?

Hopefully together with the woman I love.


What really makes you happy and what makes you sad?

[You figure this one out]
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Post by Computron » Thu May 26, 2005 7:06 pm

Just post a nude photo of yourself.

It shows confidence.

Or was that arrogance?

I get the two mixed up.
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Post by Best First » Fri May 27, 2005 10:39 am

me too. consistently.

spoke to ex last night - head ****.

she misses me. i miss her. but it won't work. depressing.

andhave a dte for a week on weds.
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Post by Computron » Fri May 27, 2005 6:08 pm

Best First wrote: she misses me. i miss her. but it won't work. depressing.
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:(

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Post by Best First » Fri May 27, 2005 10:46 pm

the fact that you care helps immensly though. thankyou so much.
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Post by saysadie » Sat May 28, 2005 1:49 am

:uhh:

Take care dude... Date's a good thing...!

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Post by Autobloke » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:06 pm

I look GREAT in photos!
I'm registered on a dating site (even before my GF dumped me), but I'm waiting for some better people to join before I pay the actual membership fee so I can chat. Some of the people there are okay, but I'm an acquired taste (so to speak), so I need a special person.
The again, my sister met her ex-husband through an ad in the local paper, and he was an ARSE.

I advocate a nude photo AND the box-head.
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Post by Señior's Covenant » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:09 pm

Autobloke wrote:I look GREAT in those photos!
.......Best First.... ..... .........Autobloke...... ...separated...... ......at birth?


*shiver*

It's cold in the land of make-believe.
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Post by Autobloke » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:13 pm

I never said 'those'. Don't put words in my mouth - put cash in my thong.
And it doesn't change the fact that I'm still pretty (when the scabs heal).
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Post by Señior's Covenant » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:21 pm

Autobloke wrote:Don't put birds in my mouth - put hash in my bong.
Okay, for the first part, why would I do that? And the second, lemme get a hold of a guy I know and I'll get back with you.

*eyebrow raises*

It's odd in the land of make-believe.
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