anybody else find this forum to be too...."clean"?

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 6:05 pm

DO tell. And girls think in weird ways. I'll never understand them.

Post by **Denyer** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:17 pm

Just girls?

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:26 pm

No, women too.

Post by **Denyer** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:30 pm

Just girls and women?

Darth Aux · Post by **Darth Aux** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:37 pm

*Gets in Truck and heads for a muddy field*

There dirty enough for you now?

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:02 am

Autobloke wrote:As for the thing I shall never mention: I shall never tell...

No one even asked and you've mentioned it twice.

I doubt the poo story too, btw. Somehow, I doubt that someone would take a piece of poo, stuff it into a toilet paper roll and take it with them... There's the size thing that EmVee mentioned, if it were really too big to be flushed successfully, then... there's no way a poo that size could fit into a toilet paper roll...

I love saying 'poo'. It makes the thing sound almost cute.

... And becuase... even if they did, wouldn't the bugger... smell? Who would want a big, wet poo sitting in their handbag, even if it was stuffed into a toilet paper roll? Unless they put it in a... baggie, or something?

Asides, like you said... if they're going to stuff the poo into their handbag, why not stuff it down the toilet? Or drop the poo in the trash instead of taking it with them?

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:25 pm

Worryingly, this thing could run and run (the topic, not the poo).
I shall clarify:
I was telling some female chums about this mass log that wouldn't flush (pride y'see - I had great girl pals back before I moved to the coast). They looked at each other and admitted what they did when a non-flusher happened to them at a party (the 'tube' thing). I did mention the flaw in their actions, but as I said: girl panic mentality sometimes overrides reason (and they cover the smell with perfume - but probably not too well). These are girls that wouldn't make this stuff up 'cos it's too gross for them and they wouldn't admit to such a thing about themselves if it wasn't true.
The other one (which I still won't mention, but continually allude to because I want to tell but will get my arse kicked 'cos she knows I post here and reads this stuff on occasion) deals with a similar event that turned bad an needed... 'damage control'.
Hope that clears things up (like a mop and bucket).