I'm still at work - should I surf the net for

Post by **snarl** » Wed May 11, 2005 9:49 pm

porn as I rather fancy having a wank here.

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Wed May 11, 2005 9:52 pm

Sorted.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed May 11, 2005 9:59 pm

Do it. Wanking at work is one of life's greatest pleasures.

Even better if you get paid for it.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Wed May 11, 2005 10:19 pm

when in Rome...

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Wed May 11, 2005 10:22 pm

Legion wrote:when in Rome...

Or the bedroom, or den, or office, or car, or public restroom, or bar, or....

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Thu May 12, 2005 1:40 am

Just make sure you cum over somthing important that ppl will have to touch...

Stormwolf · Post by **Stormwolf** » Thu May 12, 2005 7:59 am

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:Just make sure you cum over somthing important that ppl will have to touch...

something like a copymachine or a fax

Snowcat · Post by **Snowcat** » Thu May 12, 2005 11:22 am

Or into your boss' coffee mug. Not that I`ve ever done that...

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Thu May 12, 2005 11:54 am

I'm assuming there's a rule here against posting the links...

Post by **Denyer** » Thu May 12, 2005 3:46 pm

That's the basis I'm working on, anyway.

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Thu May 12, 2005 6:51 pm

All good ideas here snarly-boy.

Get right to it. Preferably all of em'.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Thu May 12, 2005 7:21 pm

Heh, a friend at my last company had a key to the office, so after a boozy night out in town him and his wife let themselves in and had a marathon session on the boss's desk. He described it as some of the most satisfying sex he'd ever had...

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Thu May 12, 2005 7:27 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:Heh, a friend at my last company had a key to the office, so after a boozy night out in town him and his wife let themselves in and had a marathon session on the boss's desk. He described it as some of the most satisfying sex he'd ever had...

Metal Vendetta's Friend's Boss's thoughts during a quick briefing with Metal Vendetta's Friend : This guy is a great employee. No one ever smiles so much during a meeting. What's he keep looking at over here on the desk? OH! He must notice my new pen. So attentive. I gotta give this guy a raise or something.

Post by **snarl** » Thu May 12, 2005 7:47 pm

Oh, I could do that too. They trust me.

I'm here again, yesterday I got out this morning... not going to be so lucky tonight.

*****!

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Thu May 12, 2005 8:33 pm

Wank!

And then post a post-wank report on how it went. Enquiring minds want to know.

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Thu May 12, 2005 8:57 pm

Think he's finished yet?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Thu May 12, 2005 9:12 pm

He must be on the vinegars by now...

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri May 13, 2005 9:53 am

Another wanking topic?

I'm so proud.

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Fri May 13, 2005 8:58 pm

Every sperm is sacred, y'know.
So do it on your knees with your palms together.