I spend way too much time here

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:24 pm

This puts me in the top 50 total posts. Im a first pager now!

My work here is done. If you need me I will be in my retirement community talking about the good ol days of Spam and arguments about homophobic garden gnomes.

Darth Aux · Post by **Darth Aux** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:28 pm

That's some posting, I wouldn't have half that if I counted all three or four I.D's. and I've been here since 2002 I think?

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:31 pm

I will have been here for one year in 2 days. Dear God you people are addictive.

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:37 pm

Been here since Nov 2000. S###, that's 4 1/2 years.

Post by **Kaylee** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:48 pm

26th October 2000.

I'm older than Jetfire, I'm older than Jetfire! Tralalala!

{dances}

Redstreak · Post by **Redstreak** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:49 pm

I don't think this is addiction so much as it is the fact that there are so many ppl that you're passing that haven't posted here in forever.

Now Besty's numbers, THAT's addiction...

Post by **Denyer** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:16 pm

Hmm, seem to have dropped out of the top 10, which is reassuring when you consider I've barely posted in the last couple of years...

I remember when this was all fields... or at least a non-registration single-forum threaded board.

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:42 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:26th October 2000.

I'm older than Jetfire, I'm older than Jetfire! Tralalala!

{dances}

You old git. Here's your walking stick

Post by **Kaylee** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:48 pm

Jetfire wrote:
Karl Lynch wrote:26th October 2000.

I'm older than Jetfire, I'm older than Jetfire! Tralalala!

{dances}
You old git. Here's your walking stick

Wouldn't that make you a disenchanted 50 year old?

Here's your copy of the Daily Mail and some rose-tinted specs to see the 1950's with!

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:49 pm

(Optimistic) Okay, just half an hour to post replies...

Wow! Is that the time already?

(Renewed optimisim) Okay, just another half an hour...

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:35 pm

Bah my post per month count is pure addiction!

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 8:48 pm

heheh... i should be safe at number 22 for a while hopefully... my nearest _active_ "competitors" (as it were) are Blackie and Sadie... so unless they go on a 3-400 post ramage, i'm safe!

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:25 pm

I'm not keeping score - it's childish.

Not really - it's fun. I'm just so far behind everyone else. I feel so young amongst all you old gimmers - I can almost smell the urine-soaked pants.

Post by **Kaylee** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:20 pm

I can almost smell the urine-soaked pants

Maybe its about time you went and changed them, then?

Tired Tracks · Post by **Tired Tracks** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:06 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:
I can almost smell the urine-soaked pants
Maybe its about time you went and changed them, then?

Yeah, he's been here over a month. its about time

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:58 pm

my pants must be very pee filled by now, I never change them!

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:02 am

i didn't even know you wore any!!

Tired Tracks · Post by **Tired Tracks** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:03 am

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:my pants must be very pee filled by now, I never change them!

Thats ok, you're the janitor, everyone expects that smell to come from you.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:55 am

Legion wrote:so unless they go on a 3-400 post ramage, i'm safe!

Now imagining Saydie going on a 3-400 post ramage

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:07 am

Does anyone else have withdrawal symptoms when they can't get on for a while? Urine-soaked pants have been the least of my problems lately.

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:58 am

sprunkner wrote:Does anyone else have withdrawal symptoms when they can't get on for a while? Urine-soaked pants have been the least of my problems lately.

You might want to consider the patch. It feeds a steady stream of Transfans.net into your bloodstream and cures those feelings of withdrawl!*

*side effects may include...a whole bunch of terrible stuff that you'll try to avoid thinking about so the cure can work its magic.

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:45 am

Denyer wrote:Hmm, seem to have dropped out of the top 10, which is reassuring when you consider I've barely posted in the last couple of years...

I remember when this was all fields... or at least a non-registration single-forum threaded board.

Whatever happened to those days?

I miss em.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:23 am

Denyer wrote:I remember when this was all fields...

It still is fields!

There's the user ID field, the password field, the subject field, the message body field...

[/annoying]

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:55 am

Ah I remeber reaching 1000 posts and getting my Unicron title, then I recall getting a special custom title around 6k of posts, then I recall breaking 10k of posts, the other day came 15k of posts, but BF pissed on my bonfire with his 20k (im sure he cheated) and now I look towards 20k of posts...

When I did have admin access (yes I did for a short while, but it was revoked incase i spunked up the place i spend all my time in- like and good admin does) I addeda special rank of Primus at 10k of posts... ho hum...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:16 pm

And then everybody went custom on your ass!

Hound · Post by **Hound** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:51 pm

It was always my ambition to post with quality, and not in quantity.

...I failed

*edit* and how has Starscreamer still got more posts than me? The poncy little drama queen was banned about 3 years ago!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:23 pm

I rarely look at the top posters, but on the odd occasion that I do, it's good to know I'm higher* than god.

*Subject to the ordering being 'Total Posts' 'Descending'.

Post by **Kaylee** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:06 pm

Rebis wrote:
*Subject to the ordering being 'Total Posts' 'Descending'.

oooh... he's good... but we'll catch you out one day!!

shaxper · Post by **shaxper** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:09 pm

I'll readily admit how frightened I am by the fact that I haven't been a regular poster here since before Project Regen, yet I'm still #24 on the top poster list. I've been thinking that I miss this place a lot and want to get more involved again, but maybe I should reconsider...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:06 pm

I reckon the average number of posts per user (ppu) is something stupid like 5.

So, if you've got 6 or more, you're laughing! And you're not a Neo-Knight.