I'm a size 12!

Post by **snarl** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:01 pm

I'm going to buy womens jeans from now on, they have better cuts in my opinion.

Viva la revolution!

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:04 pm

I ******* hate buying jeans. It takes ******* ages to find the right length.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:17 pm

31 waist/36 leg. Any jeans company worth their salt should have these measurements printed on the jeans somewhere. That's all I really look for.

Oh, except for the DKNY jeans I got, I'll never buy another pair of them as the studs aren't fixed properly, and every time I go to put my hand in my pocket I manage to slice myself under the fingernail. ******* horrible.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:33 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:Oh, except for the DKNY jeans I got, I'll never buy another pair of them as the studs aren't fixed properly, and every time I go to put my hand in my pocket I manage to slice myself under the fingernail. ******* horrible.

That hurts just imagining it.

W30/L32. I can usually find one, maybe two pairs wherever I'm looking. Usually takes an age, though, and they're never the colour I wanted... shedloads of 30/30, 32/32, 32/30... it's annoying as hell.

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:58 pm

I can't find 34/36 to save my life. American jean manufacturers, it seems, don't think that people can be both tall and slim.

Post by **Best First** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:09 pm

Professor Smooth wrote:I can't find 34/36 to save my life. American jean manufacturers, it seems, don't think that people can be both tall and slim.

Tired Tracks · Post by **Tired Tracks** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:13 pm

Heh I'm a 29/29
As far as I know, they don't even MAKE those, so I have to deal with 30/32.

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:24 pm

Best First wrote:
Professor Smooth wrote:I can't find 34/36 to save my life. American jean manufacturers, it seems, don't think that people can be both tall and slim.
<insert obesity joke here>

I'm tall and a bit fat. I started off quite big anyway and used to do bodybuilding - bulking up, not getting ripped - so my waist was always thick. My thighs used to wear out the material so quick too. My weight just changes alot these days, so I'm always buying jeans. Normally between 36 waist and 42 waist, but I'm 6'2" so I either struggle on length or waist sizes - 42s are so hard to find now. Did everyone suddenly become an Umpaa Lumpaa or something?
As for buying womens jeans, one of my friends is a transvestite, and he wears womens jeans if he can't go somewhere in a dress (he's really skinny anyway) - so that he can be true to himself and not offend the more volatile aspects of society. He's still been beaten up alot though. And the police also twatted him for walking around the streets naked at four in the morning. Don't ask.

Post by **snarl** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:25 pm

As far as these jeans are concerned, they are wicked. I had these deisels that I ****** loved but then drank ******* loads for 4 months - I used to do that anyway but used to run a lot and work out. I franjkly couldn't give a [composite word including 'f*ck'] with all that keep fit bollocks so stopped doing it = not so defined, more of a little beer gut.

But then these jeans wouldn;t fit and I'm a bit gutted. So then I'm round my mates house and for god knows what reason but she just sayd "try my jeans on." Well Idid, I swaer they are exactly the same as my old diesles that I loved but fir my berr gut - so I kept them on, I';m now at home and she is not english and is going back to her native land for keeps in two weeks.

Ao alls I have to do is 'keep forgetting' for 2 weeks and they is mine!

Little bit drunk. had a bad day so threw a few doubles down my neck at lunchtime. Only one person at work clocked it, they must all be thick as ****.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:56 am

Emvee - 31 / 36? That's quite unique I'd say. Or not, maybe I'm just misinformed.

I think I'm 31/32 or so, but it depends on the brand. I sometimes fit into 30/32, but also into 32/34. It makes no sense.

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 7:19 am

Women's jeans rock indeed!

I think I have size 28/30 but all brands are different. I always get annoyed though when I have to take a larger size.

But it always takes forever to buy jeans! I have a bit of a 'hollow back' which makes me look pretty but they don't make many jeans for girls with my shape apparently. Except for the Italian/Spanish brands which fit muchmuch better.

I think you just have to find one or two brands that fits perfectly and stick with it.

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:05 am

W 36/L32. I'm a fat b###### these days.

Hound · Post by **Hound** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:20 am

W34 L30...although i bought 32 waist jeans in the states and they are a bit of the big side. I didnt think that American inches were different to ours?

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:43 am

30/32 in the summer

32/32 in the winter

I friend of mine wears a 28/36, now those are hard to come by.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:51 pm

Im a 38, but not fat.

ok heres a link to me, it is legal but you will see naked flesh.

Flesh shot

You see 38 inch waist but not fat, im just 6ft 5!

Hound · Post by **Hound** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:10 pm

*FAINTS*

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:18 pm

good or bad faint?

Hound · Post by **Hound** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:23 pm

Good faint! like a bit of a hairy chest

no way you can be a 38 waist tho? Do you wear your jeans around your ankles or something??

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:25 pm

my back is clear tho, which is nice.

the rest of the picture is available on demand (with payment, im such a whore!)

Hound · Post by **Hound** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:26 pm

50p ok? I can paypal you now!

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:08 pm

50p per 5 pixel height line ... PIMPSTAR!

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:29 pm

I went to the gym today, and stood on the scale, and normally it reads 75 kg (which is fairly decent for 6'0" , but to me it's sooo much), but today it read less than 73. When did that happen?

I don't think I mind too much, really. Unless of course all my muscles are gone.