There...are...no...words...

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:55 pm

http://kroq.wmod.llnwd.net/a168/o1/kbaudio/911_tape.asf

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:46 pm

Wow. I thought it was a radio show at first.

That's just amazing.

Master_Fwiffo · Post by **Master_Fwiffo** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:40 pm

Will I regret clicking it?

What is it?

-edit- HA!

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:58 am

No wonder there is so mich crime if the police have to deal with s##t like this. How stupid can som epeople be?

Some extracts:

Police officer: Mam we are not going to go down there and enforce your western bacon cheeseburger
Stupid 911 caller: Well what am I susposed to do?
PO: This is between you and the manager. We are not going to force him to make a hamburger. That's not a criminal issue. There's nothing criminal here.

S911C: That is..that iss...YOUR susposed to be here to protect me!"
PO: What are we protecting you from? A wrong cheeseburger?"
S911C: No
PO:What is this like, a harmful cheeseburger?

S911C: just come down here. I'm not leaving.
PO: No mam, I'm not sending my deputies down there over a cheese burger!

metalhead24 · Post by **metalhead24** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:54 pm

I'm on a gov't computer, so I can't click it... explain, please...

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:03 pm

Some lady calls 911 to report that she's been waiting at the drive through for hours and has of yet to receive her properly made cheeseburger.

That's about the gist of it.

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:18 pm

tell me about it... I work at a call center and after 2 years of listening to people complain about their gas bills, I can now tell you with a 99$ propability that the majority of people are stupid.

Old Lady:"Thanks you, young man, and now I'd like to tell my electric meter's reading."

Me: "Umm, we're the gas company, Maam."

Old Lady : "But then what's their number?"

Me: "On the check, maybe?"

Old Lady: "Ok, will call them. So, can I tell you my water meter's reading?"

ARGH....

Thankfully I've been given a backoffice job in the last months.... People ARE stupid....I could tell you stories...